NationStates Jolt Archive

Agents of the Eizen Kaiser security service, in conjunction with the Eizen Venom Intelligence/Spec Ops unit have discovered yet a second round of UN-affiliated agents attempting to infiltrate our government through means of bribery and trickery. In the interests of collecting data on our government and for possibly more sinister purposes.

The interrogations have been conducted and it has been determined by the Emperor that most the captured agents, numering seventy, will be sentenced to die by "merciful extraction." Their organs will be extracted from their still living bodies and they wil be cross matched with those people in our nation's hospitals in need of a transplant. The viable organs will go to a good cause. However one of these agents, who was caught spreading UN propoganda as well, will be sentenced to die by The Ravaging Hooks.

To accompany the execution process, which will be slow and painful, special stimulants that increase brain activity will be used. The particular activity that will be increased will be the neurotransmitters responsible for feelings of Deep Fear. This will ensure his screams throughout the process. Hooks normally used for Deep Sea fishing will then be inserted throughout his body into the flesh, each hook will be tied to a wire that will be connected to a winch. The Hooks will be torn out of his body with one strong pull and the still breathing and agonized subject shall die of bloodloss, hanging by his feet over an unmarked grave in the Desanctified Lands.

The images of this spectacle will be broadcast on the Imperial News Network for all to see with no advisory warnings, so that all will know the cost of trying to subvert the Rule of his Majesty, and the head of our beloved Royal Family.

In addition to these executions, a new round of Anti UN purges will begin in the Triumverate nations of Neon Simian and 1337 5p34k, by the Orders of the Two Eizen Empresses.


Addendum: OOC- Fixed Typoes

ooc: simply outstanding. You do me proud.

ic: simply outstanding. You do us proud.

Wow thats.... wow.

*President later vomits*

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Imperial News Service

The official word of the Emperor in this matter is that this act of cruelty be condemed, but sources close to the Emperor suggest he secretly is glad this has happened. We'll have this and much more at 11.

Imperial News Network, Serving His Majesty's Airwaves-

In our top story today, the Empire officially executed the UN infiltrators who attempted to infiltrate the Eizen government. Their cover story? "An innocent survey of government corruption." The UN however, in their constant attempts to undermine Imperial soveriegnty, has once again underestimated the power of His Majesty. The word of the Emperor is law, to accuse our government of corruption is to accuse the Monarchy we as a people hold dear.

The UN Workers, more commonly known as "blue hats", we're taken to a Military Hospital in the Capital City of Antares as were the recipients of the forced organ donation. The recipients came from all over the Empire. Including a farmer from Verde Province, A school teacher from Oblivion City, and a late, addition, a young man aged 17 whose previous transplant operation failed not more than 12 hours ago here in the capital. One of the UN Prisoners crossmatched with him perfectly and, using advanced genetic therapy, it is hoped that the new organs he requires will work perfectly.

this is the second such purge within the last week, and the government shows no signof stopping them due to their incredible effectiveness and popularity with the public at large. Anti-Un sentiment has nearly maxed-out in the Capital City when the bribery attempts were uncovered the first time, and, for the First time under the regin of the Royal Family a demonstration march unorganized by the Imperial government was allowed earlier today. The march was aimed against the United Nations and another has been scheduled for later this week and according to sources in the Capital, it will not only be permitted but a high ranking Imperial official will attempt to address the crowd.

More on this, and other stories, as we continue...

CorpSac thinks ur actions to be the BEST way to deal with UN scum, we will not allow the UN into ur Nation and any UN agents found are normaly killed.
if we can We hope we can work together in makeing our nations UN free

CorpSac, we need not the likes of a small and pathetic nation to rally to our cause hoping to gain our good favor. Continue your own purges at your own pace and save the brown nosing for a more receptive nation.

OOC: Pretty harsh, don't you think?

OOC: not reallly

OOC: not reallly

Alright then.

Emperor Maualn Monitors the reports, a general rushes to his side.

"Sir Eizen has executed some UN agents! What is our stance?"

Maulan-"Gerneral, are we a member of the UN, I cant seem to find the paper work, my father was very scatty with his paper work"

"Erm, I believe so.......yes look at this"

The general produces a UN-indorsed Biro from his top pocket which says "Fuggolia, proud member of the UN"

Maulan- "oh I see, oh in that case condemm the action or something, get one of those standard condemming letters out"

"Yes sir"

We congratulate you on this feat. LET THE UN FALL!
King Edmund of Aust
GDODAD
Lord of Slaves

I condemn these tactics for such a trivial crime. Violent crminals should be treated as such, not UN members looking for information.

To the leadership of Eizen, Greetings:

While the RCO can respect your displeasure with the UN surveys and the like, we must protest the vicious and brutal way in which you dispatched the UN agents. Under general diplomatic protocol, they should have been returned to the central command of the UN. Yes, probably a bit of roughing up woud have been wise, and gotten your point across, but ravaging hooks? That's just barbaric!

While the UN can fully take care of itself <har har>, as a UN member, we formally protest your dreadful torture and killing of these UN agents.

With Respect,
Minister of Foreign Affairs Voegelin, Royal Commonwealth of Oakeshottland.

Seeing as how Eizen is not in the UN, and apparently did not want UN agents, his nation has every right to do whatever he would like to the captured subjects.

May this be a lesson to the UN.

Normally the punishment for being in the employ of the UN while present on Imperial soil is a punishment known as "bodily deprivation". The Eyes and eardrums are removed and the vocal cords are shredded into uselessness. Afterwards, the arms and legs are removed and the heap of worthless uncommunicible flesh is left in the territory of the nearest UN nation. The UN criminal is then forced to live in this pathetic state, unable to move, speak, hear, or see. In addition, the standard neural fluids (a.k.a Fear Toxins) are injected. They are however, alive.

However, these Agents were in our SOVEREIGN NATION for the undue purpose of collecting data via the bribery of government officials, which in Eizen is a capital crime. While violent criminals in Eizen are enslaved, those who seek to engage in conspiratory acts directed against our government should be prepared to meet a most violent end. If the united Nations thinks that bribery of government officials is a legitimate method of data collecting, then surely other methods of subversion are not out of their repitoire. Furthermore, what little data they did collect was perverted in order to portray the Imperial Government in a negative light. Well the Imperial Government is our beloved Lord and Master his Majest Eizen II, and his wives the Two Empresses of Eizen, as well as the Crown Prince Azure and Princess Shira. Accusations against the Royal Family by the UN are propoganda against the Superior system of Eizen government: "Rule by the Superior, Rule by the Enlightened, Rule by the Protector."

Protest and Condemn the Empire all you may like. The words of UN Puppet states mean nothing to the Empire.

The nations of Oakeshottland, HyenA, and Fuggolia have been placed on the Formal Imperial Blacklist, The normal sanctions against trading with the UN have been doubled for these particular nations, and any citizen of these nations in Triumverate territory is to be sentenced to death by the Pyre of Purification.

To all of the nations that have supported us*, his Majesty has issued the following statement. "I applaud these nations for supporting the rights of sovereign nations, it is a testament to your strength that you speak openly against the UN and its tyranny, and that you would go to any length to free the universe from its existence."

Results from investigations in Neon Simian have turned up a potential operation there. If any UN Nation wishes to spare the lives of its people operating in Imperial or Triumverate territory they are advised to do so quickly, or watch in horror as we broadcast their deaths from the Imperial capital.

*ooc: my apologies to CorpSac if my comments were uncalled for, if CorpSac is a true supporter of the cause and not just a brown noser then the Empire praises your government for its kind words. One piece of advice though, you'll be taken more seriously if you stop using words like "ur" :)

The Kingdom of Skullzz wishes to congratulate Eizen on a job well done. Not only have UN agents been executed, sending a wake-up call to the UN itself, but the methods of torture described are of amazingly high caliber, and the torture artists of Skullzz are extremely impressed with both "Ravaging Hooks" and "Bodily Deprivation". It brings a joyful tear to Skullzz himself to see that the beautiful art of torture is not limited to the Kingdom.

Not too bad; punishment was a little sever, and the torture was somewhat uninspired for purposes of display. Also, such public acts of torment upon UN employees isn't exactly, shall we say, tactful given some of the more extream nuke-armed pro-UN nations about, but you're pretty big and probally have an ABM system, so it's all good.

We just keep government-employeed telepaths and the ilk at our custums stations to keep undesiribles out. Other than that, well, we mostly ignore the UN, and ocasionally arrange to have them supplied with humourously extream or contridictory data for our own amusment.

Not too bad; punishment was a little sever, and the torture was somewhat uninspired for purposes of display. Also, such public acts of torment upon UN employees isn't exactly, shall we say, tactful given some of the more extream nuke-armed pro-UN nations about, but you're pretty big and probally have an ABM system, so it's all good.

Eizen Fears no Nation. Conspire against us

ooc:

The Empire of Eizen is a Space Faring nation located on planet Eizen, which orbits the star "Imperious"

Since this isn't a course in Stellar Cartography i'll spare the details, needless to say Nuclear Weapons are not weapons likely to be used against our people should a nation decide to attempt depopulation

I was led to believe also that UN nations cannot even own weapons of Mass Destruction due to their own regulations. Said UN nations that would use Nuclear weapons would in effect, be violating said Un laws and would eithe rhave to rid themselves of their arsenal or be forced out of the body altogether.

Eizen Fears no Nation. Conspire against us

ooc:

The Empire of Eizen is a Space Faring nation located on planet Eizen, which orbits the star "Imperious"

Since this isn't a course in Stellar Cartography i'll spare the details, needless to say Nuclear Weapons are not weapons likely to be used against our people should a nation decide to attempt depopulation

I was led to believe also that UN nations cannot even own weapons of Mass Destruction due to their own regulations. Said UN nations that would use Nuclear weapons would in effect, be violating said Un laws and would eithe rhave to rid themselves of their arsenal or be forced out of the body altogether.

OOC:
Sense when has hypocracy ever stoped zealots in their chosen jihad? :wink:

As for nukes, well, planet killers are almost as common in the space-scene as ICBMs are amoung the Earthbound.

And, uh, I think you forgot to finish typing that last IC line :wink:

If the leaders of Skullzz find it possible then perhaps they would like to send a delegation to the next round of Executions for observational purposes. A ttransport with armed escort can be made availiable.

ooc:

We finished the statement, it was a challenge to our enemies. We look forward to further purges in the future.

As for those who would try and destroy our worlds, They will be destroyed in turn, its as simple as that.

as for your remark regarding Zealots, lets just say I've yet to see any nation enthusiastic about the united Nations that is also enthusiastic about its arsenal of nuclear weapons. It is always the case we have seen that any UN Nation that actually believes in the UN's ideology they are then loathe to posess such weapons.

All things considered the Empire will continue to execute its enemies as it sees fit, to spout words without backing them up is worthless.