Nyssia to begin exporting domestic servents and chemicals
The oppressive heat and humidity of the jungle atmosphere caused the eunichs surrounding eternal Salmarissa to sweat profusly. The mingleing of the sticky aromas of the eunichs, the opium smoke and the hundreds of snakes lounging in the throne room would have rendered someone unaccustom to it unconcious. But these were the servents of Eternal Salmarissa, choosen handmaiden of the snake god, and as such they had been trained from birth in these chambers.
Salmarissa looked away from her mirror and languidly raised her perfect arm. The high eunich moved slowley from his place of honor to recieve her instruction.
The other eunichs chimed in unison " The Eternal Salmarissa summons the high eunich."
"Yes my mistress ?"
"I grow tired of isolation." Her heavy eyelids seemed to struggle to blink. She ran her tounge accross her lips and stroked her alabaster stomach throught the flimsy silk gown.
"Send forth a message that we are willing to open trade with the rest of the world. Tell them that they may have the honor of purchasing slaves and intoxicants form our lush" She ran her hand up her thigh "jungles. Set what prices you see fit."
She then returned to the study of her form in the mirror, lifting up on her knees to examine the fit of her green silk gown.
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A message to the world from Eternal Salmarissa:
We have decided to open our slave market to the world. Our slaves cost 125,000 gold coins (about two USD per coin/ they are small). Our slave breeding farms have spent years developing the perfect slave. They have long lives, are docile, easily trained, and are very attractive.
We also have a plethora of chemical compounds for entertainment purposes. The prices for these are negotiable.
Please allow us to serve you.
High eunich
and voice of Eternal Salmarissa
Handmadien of the god and Ruler of Nyssia
You'd better get down, you've got incoming.
Good people of American Alliance,
It is with sorrow and grave regret that we must show our ignorance. But as the sun shines upon the vast jungle to bring life, we hope that you will enlighten us and bring understanding.
What do you mean by your missive ?
High eunich
and voice of Eternal Salmarissa
Handmadien of the god and Ruler of Nyssia
Kanuckistan
08-12-2003, 10:28
The Dominion of Kanuckistan informally expresses it's interest in your chemical compounds, seeking to purchas a wide sampling so that they may be evaluated for possible medical applications.
A descrete inquiory is also made into the nature of the slaves and their race(s).
The Dominion of Kanuckistan informally expresses it's interest in your chemical compounds, seeking to purchas a wide sampling so that they may be evaluated for possible medical applications.
A descrete inquiory is also made into the nature of the slaves and their race(s).
Kind masters of The Dominion of Kanuckistan,
If you would but tell us what the desired results of the compounds that you have in mind are, we would be more than happy to provide you with our unlimited resources, for a small fee, of course.
High eunich
and voice of Eternal Salmarissa
Handmadien of the god and Ruler of Nyssia
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A private return message.
Our slaves are of the finest human stock. We can provide members of any race, or a mix there of. You have but to ask.
Kanuckistan
08-12-2003, 10:42
Kind masters of The Dominion of Kanuckistan,
If you would but tell us what the desired results of the compounds that you have in mind are, we would be more than happy to provide you with our unlimited resources, for a small fee, of course.
High eunich
and voice of Eternal Salmarissa
Handmadien of the god and Ruler of Nyssia
We are primarily interested in the biochemical properties, not mind-altering properties, and are seeking to purchase samples of everything avalible so that we may evaluate their uses in varrious possible applications.
Secretary of Trade
Sekkar Che
Gentle Lords,
We would be most happy to provide you with a wide selection of available compounds. A selection such as this will cost 2 million gold coins (4 million usd).
High eunich
and voice of Eternal Salmarissa
Handmadien of the god and Ruler of Nyssia
Kanuckistan
08-12-2003, 11:04
A stratocruiser is presently enroute with payment. Once you have provided coordinates for the exchange, they will be relayed to the vessel's captain.
That is, so long as you don't have a problem with us utalising a heavily-armed flying warship.
Secretary of Trade
Sekkar Che
Great and powerful lords,
Your ship is welcome. We shall make all the neccessary preperations for your visit. You must ask your crew to be careful of snakes and to avoid eating anything from the jungles, most of the plant species are poisonous.
High eunich
and voice of Eternal Salmarissa
Handmadien of the god and Ruler of Nyssia
Kanuckistan
08-12-2003, 11:16
Great and powerful lords,
Your ship is welcome. We shall make all the neccessary preperations for your visit. You must ask your crew to be careful of snakes and to avoid eating anything from the jungles, most of the plant species are poisonous.
High eunich
and voice of Eternal Salmarissa
Handmadien of the god and Ruler of Nyssia
To clairly, we are only sending a military vessel that happened to be avalible to provide secure transport; no government officals are acompanying it. In fact, most are off-world.
Crew will be observing standard overseas quarentine procedures, and those few disembarking will be wearing enviromentally-sealed power armour, so it should be a non-issue.
OOC: Would you like to roleplay the exchange or just assume it goes off without a hitch? I'm just planning a standard touch-and-go, so there won't be much unless you plan to make more of the encounter.
OOC: Just assume it went off without a hitch. You will get a wide selection of natural chemical componds. I think one of them might cure cancer :)
Kanuckistan
08-12-2003, 11:36
OOC: Just assume it went off without a hitch. You will get a wide selection of natural chemical componds. I think one of them might cure cancer :)
OOC:I've already cured cancer, and HIV/AIDS, and most forms of illness in general(our protionics industry, and biotech in general, is quite advanced). Mainly we're interested in compounds that may lead to new developments, and more cost-effective replacments for current, mostly synthetic compounds.
We'll probally just order X million of certain assorted compounds per NS year for use by varrious industries, their orders routed through the government's Department of Trade.
IC:
I've recived word from the captain that the exchange went off without a hitch. We'll contact you again once our labs have finished analising the samples and have a better idea as to what you have to offer.
Valued customer,
We are gratified that this exchange has occured without undue hardship. We look forward to further exchanges with your great nation.
OOC: Sounds like a plan to me.
Gentle leaders of the world,
I have been allowed by her most holy majesty to offer a special deal. In the interest of expanding business dealings with the world, we will give one free slave with every one hundred that are sold. We look forward to your responses.
High eunich
and voice of Eternal Salmarissa
Handmadien of the god and Ruler of Nyssia
The Confederacy of Tokarev wishes to pruchase 10,000 of these slaves. A miltiary cargo ship is in the area and will pick them up. In addition, we are interested in a wide sample of compounds so we may evaluate their uses for future purchase.
Ministrisimo Adolpoyev
Honored masters of Tokarev,
We will prepare your new servants for transport anon. We hope that you will be satisfied with these healthy and obediant slaves. We have also prepared a sample set of our chemical componds for your inspection. Coordinates have been sent for your mighty ships.
Please conntact us if you require any other services from us.
High eunich
and voice of Eternal Salmarissa
Handmadien of the god and Ruler of Nyssia
Honorable Hosts of Nyssia,
Our transport ship and its escorts have arrived safely in your territory and begun loading the slaves and chemical compounds onto the ships. The agreed upon 1.25 million gold coins for the slaves has been given to your representatives, and we are prepared to pay twice that for the chemicals.
Ministrisimo Adolpoyev
Great Ministrisimo Adolpoyev,
Your offer honors us, and we find it most acceptable. Welcome to our land , and thank you for conducting business with us.
High eunich
and voice of Eternal Salmarissa
Handmadien of the god and Ruler of Nyssia
Hospitable Peoples of Nyssia,
We thank you for your hospitality, and you may expect further purchases from us once we can arrange for larger cargo ships to make the journey to your land.
Ministrisimo Adolpoyev
We look forward to further exchange with you as well.
Kanuckistan
10-12-2003, 06:11
We have completed analising the samples are conducting a review of their possible uses; details of our order have been attached to this message.
Secretary of Trade
Sekkar Che
<Details include an overall order for $1.325 billion USD per year, as well as a use-breakdown indicating what compounds will be used to help produce what(in all cases, the psycoactive properties have been altered or rendered inert). This includes, but is not limited to; the manufacture of several antibiotics, a non-stick cooking spray, an alternitive cure for the common cold, a hair-dye, a zero-cal sugar alternitive, a temporary tatoo, several artificial food flavorings, a non-oil-based house paint(avalible in thirteen colours), an industrial-strength oven-cleaner, a car-wax, a fuel-additive, a uranium refining process, and a spray-on tempory bandage>
We have completed analising the samples are conducting a review of their possible uses; details of our order have been attached to this message.
Secretary of Trade
Sekkar Che
<Details include an overall order for $1.325 billion USD per year, as well as a use-breakdown indicating what compounds will be used to help produce what(in all cases, the psycoactive properties have been altered or rendered inert). This includes, but is not limited to; the manufacture of several antibiotics, a non-stick cooking spray, an alternitive cure for the common cold, a hair-dye, a zero-cal sugar alternitive, a temporary tatoo, several artificial food flavorings, a non-oil-based house paint(avalible in thirteen colours), an industrial-strength oven-cleaner, a car-wax, a fuel-additive, a uranium refining process, and a spray-on tempory bandage>
Honored Masters,
We accept this great plan and are amazed by your genius. Your genoristy is matched only by you intellect.
High eunich
and voice of Eternal Salmarissa
Handmadien of the god and Ruler of Nyssia
Honored Friends of Nyssia,
Having completed our samples, we are sending a large merchant fleet to your ports in order to purchase 1 million slaves, and approximately $2 billion worth of chemicals (1.5 billion worth of antibiotics and other medical chemicals, and about 500 million worth of hallucinogenic chemicals).
Ministrisimo Adolpoyev