NationStates Jolt Archive

Armaggedon is planned to take place in Russian Forces.
I will cause every nation to send all their troops to Russia and there, I will send thunder, lightning, and fire with brimstone from heaven on the earth and demolish the earth's armies.
Once that is done, I will establish a planet wide kingdom where war will be illegal.
And all nations will pay tribute to me and all who are evil will be booted off the earth and placed in hell.

Russia? Why Russia? Fuck Russia! Can't the end of the world happen in a better country?

I agree, like Sweden. Perhaps we could have a contest to see which country wants to host Armageddon.

Russia? Why Russia? f--- Russia! Can't the end of the world happen in a better country?
It was supposed to be Israel but they have cried to me complaining that they have had enough suffering. So I have to give the jews and muslims a break.

Not Sweden. Maybe like some island from the Solomon Islands. :D..

Would you prefer I schedule Armaggedon to take place in the American southwest?

hows about in canada, but only sometime that Rush are out on tour in some better country. RUSH RULES!

how about mexico? for the love of the may or may not existant god, mexico!

Would you prefer I schedule Armaggedon to take place in the American southwest?

Maybe start in Florida, and work your way up north, my Lord. *bows*

Alright, I will hold a poll.
Just state where you want me to hold armageddon. Its all the same to me, either way the tools of destruction and all evil persons from King Midas, to Nebuchadnezzar, to Hitler on down to Saddam Hussien and Michael Jackson will be inhabiting hell when I take over the earth.
I have angels preparing their eviction notices.

How about Armageddon effects but not Armageddon itself in Canada. :P

Would you prefer I schedule Armaggedon to take place in the American southwest?

Maybe start in Florida, and work your way up north, my Lord. *bows*
veryly I say to you, I have your mansion in heaven ready for habitation.
We are starting to furnish it so you can enjoy yourself when your time comes.

How about Armageddon effects but not Armageddon itself in Canada. :P
Armageddon will include a global earthquake so big it will leave a gigantic crack the runs around the world.
The stars will fall from the sky because I will drop them on top of the earth.
The sun will darkened because I am going to turn off the lights.
And the moon be red as blood because the angel of death is going to stab the man in the moon to death.
And I will give all viruses and insects total immunity to all manmade insecticides and vaccines.

Did I mention that I will cause dogs and cats to talk like human beings so they can scold you for all the sins you have committed.

I thinking about moving Armaggedon to Watertest or to the Attican Empire.

don't forget the star Wormwood, the demon locusts, the 200 million horsemen, and fire, blood and hail raining upon the world. There should also be a meteor the size of a mountain crashing into the sea, wiping out 1/3 of ships, sea life, and coastal cities.

Yes destroy earth destroy it destroy IT!!!!!

8:7The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.
8:8And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood;
8:9And the third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.
8:10And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters;
8:11And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.
8:12And the fourth angel sounded, and the third part of the sun was smitten, and the third part of the moon, and the third part of the stars; so as the third part of them was darkened, and the day shone not for a third part of it, and the night likewise.

8:13And I beheld, and heard an angel flying through the midst of heaven, saying with a loud voice, Woe, woe, woe, to the inhabiters of the earth by reason of the other voices of the trumpet of the three angels, which are yet to sound!

9:1And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit.
9:2And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.
9:3And there came out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: and unto them was given power, as the scorpions of the earth have power.
9:4And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green thing, neither any tree; but only those men which have not the seal of God in their foreheads.
9:5And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man.
9:6And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.
9:7And the shapes of the locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle; and on their heads were as it were crowns like gold, and their faces were as the faces of men.
9:8And they had hair as the hair of women, and their teeth were as the teeth of lions.
9:9And they had breastplates, as it were breastplates of iron; and the sound of their wings was as the sound of chariots of many horses running to battle.
9:10And they had tails like unto scorpions, and there were stings in their tails: and their power was to hurt men five months.
9:11And they had a king over them, which is the angel of the bottomless pit, whose name in the Hebrew tongue is Abaddon, but in the Greek tongue hath his name Apollyon.
9:12One woe is past; and, behold, there come two woes more hereafter.

9:13And the sixth angel sounded, and I heard a voice from the four horns of the golden altar which is before God,
9:14Saying to the sixth angel which had the trumpet, Loose the four angels which are bound in the great river Euphrates.
9:15And the four angels were loosed, which were prepared for an hour, and a day, and a month, and a year, for to slay the third part of men.
9:16And the number of the army of the horsemen were two hundred thousand thousand: and I heard the number of them.
9:17And thus I saw the horses in the vision, and them that sat on them, having breastplates of fire, and of jacinth, and brimstone: and the heads of the horses were as the heads of lions; and out of their mouths issued fire and smoke and brimstone.
9:18By these three was the third part of men killed, by the fire, and by the smoke, and by the brimstone, which issued out of their mouths.
9:19For their power is in their mouth, and in their tails: for their tails were like unto serpents, and had heads, and with them they do hurt.
9:20And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk:
9:21Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts.

from the KJV.

Any where as long is its not in the southpacific.

Nah, I think it should be in the South Pacific. :)

Ok I promise not inthe south pacific. Besides everysingle island there, and half of north america will sink into the ocean when the big one hits.

Can't have it in watertest either, I've got the italian peninsula scheduled to be hit by a big peice of rock that will followed by a huge rock called wormwood that I am going to throw into the Pacific.

Well whatever it is, tehmod surrenders

Any chance for Your Son coming back on a white horse? Gotta happen.

Any chance for Your Son coming back on a white horse? Gotta happen.
Yes, he will be on white horse leading my armies of angels against the forces of Satan and his dark forces.
It will be the final battle of all battles.
Though I am scheduled to permanently delete all evil beings, including Satan, from existence at the same moment I bring my throne and capital, New Jerusalem down from heaven to earth.

I intend for it to be really cool.
Its going to be the battle of the ages.
Get your tickets now. (sold only at ticketmaster outlets.)

Well whatever it is, tehmod surrenders
Ok. You can have a place on the newer, bigger earth when I am done making it.

8:7The first angel sounded, and there followed hail and fire mingled with blood, and they were cast upon the earth: and the third part of trees was burnt up, and all green grass was burnt up.


from the KJV.
This why I made America and Russia kill the Kyoto Accords. I am going to use man's pollution of the environment to bring this about.

OOC: I'm Coreworld's puppet, BTW.

IC:
Don't forget the Antichrist and False Prophet, who deceive millions.

OOC: I'm Coreworld's puppet, BTW.

IC:
Don't forget the Antichrist and False Prophet, who deceive millions.
The antichrist will come from America and the False Prophet will come from Europe.
That what is said in my schedule for J-Day.
(J-Day=Judgement Day)
That is the day I will require everyone from humans to angels to demons to Satan himself to explain how they spent the last couple of millenia while the clock counted down to armaggedon.

BTW, Michael the Archangel made the schedule for me.
But I can change if there are enough prayers.
I there is, I will postpone it little longer.

Let's see what do you do to things that aren't human like aliens (wont name speciaific races),

Let's see what do you do to things that aren't human like aliens (wont name speciaific races),
It depends. If they are good aliens they will go to heaven.
But if they are evil aliens and go around abducting and torturing and raping people, they will go to hell.
They will also be put in hell if they attack other planets to destroy other sentient species.

Don't hit Italy or D.R..Please :P