WAR ON AWESOMELANDIA
I, as supreme leader and warlord :twisted: of Kickassialand, hereby declare fullout war against the puny nation of Awesomelandia. Awesomelandia is nothing but a little punk, and needs to be delt with. Who will join me?!
Eredron is prepared to defend any nation against your reckless and unjustified warmongering.
Ihateyouallland is prepared to kiss anyone's ass who stands in the way of Awesomelandia's death.
Anti-Nazis
07-12-2003, 17:22
I, as supreme leader and warlord :twisted: of Kickassialand, hereby declare fullout war against the puny nation of Awesomelandia. Awesomelandia is nothing but a little punk, and needs to be delt with. Who will join me?!
You Know I could invade you.If you are like Islami you are vulnerable to me
Anti-Nazis
07-12-2003, 17:24
Ihateyouallland is prepared to kiss anyone's ass who stands in the way of Awesomelandia's death.
I wont invade you when you KISS MY ASS, but that wont be soon because i don't have one(I really do have one)
Please don't destroy me :(
Meh, here goes.
Official Statement from the Government of Exetonia:
Today, the entire exetonian navy has departed to the coast of Kickassialand. They are on manouvers and will only be there for a short while. Should kickassialand or any of her punt actions even attempt to move there stone throwing peoples gainst another nation for no reason, we will be forced to take action. They will arrive in 1 month (1 rl hour)
Dontgonearthere
07-12-2003, 17:32
*sniff sniff*
Fe fi fo fum, I smell PUPPETS! Ill grind your...limbs to make my...chairs...err...RAR!
Please don't destroy me :(
The Dominion of Eredron will not tolerate a military campaign against Awesomelandia, especially when no credible evidence can be provided that he has done anything to cause such actions.
To maintain the peace and defend Awesomelandia against the warmongering ineptitude of Kickassialand and, if necessary, IHateYouAllLand(who is probably the same player), the Eredron Naval Task Force Alpha has been sent to maintain a patrol of international waters near Awesomelandia.
Anti-Nazis
07-12-2003, 17:34
Please don't destroy me :(
I'm going to help you Awesomelandia. 20 crussiers will be sent and transport boats with men ready for action in them.I will arrive about 5 minutes after Extonia does.When he gives the order.The men will go out with landing crafts and the fleet will fire
Bayorta is going to sit back and laugh.
On a more serious note, we are willing to liberate you if you can deploy weapons within 45 minutes...
Regards,
Tony Blair,
Minister of Wacky Affairs,
Ministry of Wacky Affairs
http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/dress-up/masks/character/tony-blair.jpg
Civil Disobedients
07-12-2003, 17:38
OOC: Well, it seems pretty likely they're all one person, nice try, but try REAL RP in future.
Hjornevik
07-12-2003, 17:41
you only have 5 milion menn in your whole nation!
My nation kan kick both of yours sorry asses!
Please don't destroy me :(
The Dominion of Eredron will not tolerate a military campaign against Awesomelandia, especially when no credible evidence can be provided that he has done anything to cause such actions.
To maintain the peace and defend Awesomelandia against the warmongering ineptitude of Kickassialand and, if necessary, IHateYouAllLand(who is probably the same player), the Eredron Naval Task Force Alpha has been sent to maintain a patrol of international waters near Awesomelandia.
We are prepared to declare war on all those who oppose us. This includes you, Eredron. Prepare to die.
The Eredron 1st Army has begun the process of mobilization at the Northern Region Military Complex, while the Strategic Bomber Force is prepared for possible strikes against military targets in IHateYouAllLand, at the same time that Naval Task Force Alpha, led by the Nimitz aircraft carrier Stalwart is moving into a defensive patrol near Awesomelandia.
Your hostile and provocative statements will not be tolerated by the Eredron government.
OOC: I'm going to give this a chance, despite the absurdity of the situation; if all these countries turn out to be a bunch of puppets of someone, I'm going to be pissed. But, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
Eredron,
While you've been cavaliering in my waters, I've sent military forces from my arsenal, and from that of each of my allies. We've destroyed your capital, and kidnapped your family. I insist that you withdraw all forces, or you, and everyone you love will be tortured and killed. Have a nice day! :D
As the naval group arrived at the designated co-ordinates, a priority message arrived (ooc: they were delayed due to bad weather)
***WARNING, Declaration of War recieved. Use Extreme caution. Suggest Full Alert. THAT IS ALL****
Klaxons went off through the entire naval group as all vessels prepared for armed conflict. (here is my navy:)
4 x command ship
12 x Nimitz Class Aircraft Carriers with 170 F/A-18Es and 850 F-14 Tomcats
1 x Franklin Osis Class CVL
2 x hospital ship
25 x Arleigh Burke AEGIS Destroyer
12 x Iowa Class Battleship
8 x Arsenal Ship
10 x Long Beach Class Nuclear Cruiser (CGN-9)
40 x Oliver Hazard Perry Class ASW Frigate
1000 x Brahmos missiles (anti ship, sprea evenly accross fleet
12 x Helicopter Assault Ship
480 x Sea King ASW Helicopter
10 x F-14E Ultra Tomcat - Carrier capable
20 x F16A/B - Carrier capable
23 x Sea Shadow
1000 x N-435 Stingray Armoured Hydroplane (scout vessels)
400 x Weathered Class Torpedo Boat
4 x Hovercraft Deep Sea Transport
30 x Scout Hovercraft
50 x FLK Armored Gun Cruisers
[WARNING]I HATE YOU ALL, RETRACT YOUR LAST POST DUE TO GODMODDING[/WARNING
Eredron,
While you've been cavaliering in my waters, I've sent military forces from my arsenal, and from that of each of my allies. We've destroyed your capital, and kidnapped your family. I insist that you withdraw all forces, or you, and everyone you love will be tortured and killed. Have a nice day! :D
:lol: Ignoring the obvious godmoding, might I enquire as to how you just waltzed past my Reserves forces, which number at 300,000 at all times and can jump into the millions during emergencies?
And by the way, the leader of Eredron doesn't have a family. Just FYI.
Anti-Nazis
07-12-2003, 22:00
Let me ask my region something"hEy lets kick IHateallland ass"
In the Distance " Yeah" " Ok " "sure"
Quomarr too. Quomarr smells like poop. Kill them all! :twisted:
Quomarr too. Quomarr smells like poop. Kill them all! :twisted:
Quomarr too. Quomarr smells like poop. Kill them all! :twisted:
Quomarr too. Quomarr smells like poop. Kill them all! :twisted:
I heard Eredron is gay. Why should we listen to anything he says? :?
Quomarr too. Quomarr smells like poop. Kill them all! :twisted:
I disagree. Quomarr really smells more like...well...can one really discribe the smell of Quomarr? It's really more like if poop and Michael Jackson had a baby, and then Michael Jackson had sex with the baby. Quomarr smells like the aftermath of that. Gross! :(
:!: MODALERT to lock or delete this thread. It is degenerating into irrational debate and name-calling.
What do you mean degenerating? You can't go from worse to worse...
Furry Folk
08-12-2003, 05:03
Furry Folk
08-12-2003, 05:03
It can go lower, down to awful
Meh. War of the n00bs, followed by some spam.
Quite a nice midnight snack, if I might say so myself.
Kickassialand, this is an official warning. If you start flaming other users of this forum again you risk deletion.