07-12-2003, 16:48
"More problems this evening in the Dutch Elm Island province of Coltlandia today as Rebel forces stormed a Government Supply Outpost, seizing weapons and ammunition. 32 Royal Troops were left dead in the surprise attack, which occured sometime between 7pm and 9pm.
Coltlandia has had problems with the Dutch Elm Rebel Forces after refusing to recognise their language as an official one of Coltlandia, although this is the first time any direct military action has been undertaken.
Defence Secretary Max Payne has called for calm this evening, insisting that this is an isolated incident and those responsible will pay dearly, saying quote 'When we find them we're going to *expletive deleted* them up' inquote.
This is Frank Flash for the Palm Islands News Network, bringing you the latest news as it happens..."
Coltlandia has had problems with the Dutch Elm Rebel Forces after refusing to recognise their language as an official one of Coltlandia, although this is the first time any direct military action has been undertaken.
Defence Secretary Max Payne has called for calm this evening, insisting that this is an isolated incident and those responsible will pay dearly, saying quote 'When we find them we're going to *expletive deleted* them up' inquote.
This is Frank Flash for the Palm Islands News Network, bringing you the latest news as it happens..."