NationStates Jolt Archive


Rebel Forces Strike in Coltlandia!

07-12-2003, 16:48
"More problems this evening in the Dutch Elm Island province of Coltlandia today as Rebel forces stormed a Government Supply Outpost, seizing weapons and ammunition. 32 Royal Troops were left dead in the surprise attack, which occured sometime between 7pm and 9pm.

Coltlandia has had problems with the Dutch Elm Rebel Forces after refusing to recognise their language as an official one of Coltlandia, although this is the first time any direct military action has been undertaken.

Defence Secretary Max Payne has called for calm this evening, insisting that this is an isolated incident and those responsible will pay dearly, saying quote 'When we find them we're going to *expletive deleted* them up' inquote.

This is Frank Flash for the Palm Islands News Network, bringing you the latest news as it happens..."
07-12-2003, 16:58
Huahin will dispatch 100 Peacekeepers with Coltlandia's permission.
07-12-2003, 17:08
Coltlandia thanks you for your offer of assistance but respectfully declines at this moment. Our military forces are preparing a counter-strike as we speak, and we expect no further problems.

However, we shall transfer to you the sum of USD$500 in gambling chips to compensate you for your time.

On behalf of Max Payne, Defence Secretary