07-12-2003, 05:48
We interrupt "The Grand Art of War" on KBN to bring you a special news bulletin...
What the? Give me the damned paper, fool! Ah, here we go... ::The unmistakable sound of someone sipping coffee is heard, soon followed by someone spitting it out in surprise.:: What in the core?! We can't say this, we can't fricking say this! Damn... well, it has to be said, so here goes...
Just moments ago, Lufis McCormick stormed out of a meeting with the Marquisette, openly shouting maledictions towards His Majesty, the Marquisette Musutu VIII (OOC note {it's important}: it's NOT Musutu IX. No.). The Marquisette is preparing to adress the nation right now, and, well, here he is, speech already in progress.
"...and in accordance to Lord Lofis McCormcik's blatant, obvious, sudden, and continuous hatred for the Marquee, we hereby give him the death penalty. Anyone who captures this man, dead or alive - but preferably dead - will recieve a reward of 500,000 Marquials. Unless he turns himself in: then, we'll kill him, and the Marquials will go to his estate. What in the core...? This isn't my speech! This addressment is over!"
Heh.... well, you heard it first here, folks. And IV'E GOT DIBS ON THE APPENDIX AND THE GALL BLADDER! Frigging vultures... what do you mean were still on -
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What the? Give me the damned paper, fool! Ah, here we go... ::The unmistakable sound of someone sipping coffee is heard, soon followed by someone spitting it out in surprise.:: What in the core?! We can't say this, we can't fricking say this! Damn... well, it has to be said, so here goes...
Just moments ago, Lufis McCormick stormed out of a meeting with the Marquisette, openly shouting maledictions towards His Majesty, the Marquisette Musutu VIII (OOC note {it's important}: it's NOT Musutu IX. No.). The Marquisette is preparing to adress the nation right now, and, well, here he is, speech already in progress.
"...and in accordance to Lord Lofis McCormcik's blatant, obvious, sudden, and continuous hatred for the Marquee, we hereby give him the death penalty. Anyone who captures this man, dead or alive - but preferably dead - will recieve a reward of 500,000 Marquials. Unless he turns himself in: then, we'll kill him, and the Marquials will go to his estate. What in the core...? This isn't my speech! This addressment is over!"
Heh.... well, you heard it first here, folks. And IV'E GOT DIBS ON THE APPENDIX AND THE GALL BLADDER! Frigging vultures... what do you mean were still on -
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