Wuzzonoa
07-12-2003, 05:15
Today, rebels led by Senaah Terntis, long thought dead, took control of Wazanacas, a city in Wuzzonoa, and declared independence. Tanks are rolling in to quell the rebellion.
Please help us! Don't let the capitalists kill us!
Please help us! Don't let the capitalists kill us!
Throw your vulnerable necks before them, for all i care.
The alliance of fascist Ezafarul, the Mondiale, wishes to express its deepest condemnation for the severity of action against "rebels" who simply want economic freedom.
Listen to the rightful demands of these people! I imagine they are justified: I can't help but notice that the ordinary citizen pays a 67% tax, and what do the people have to show for it? Nothing! Your economy is pitiful and incapable of feeding them.
Your poor decisionmaking led to this rebellion, so deal with it yourself.
~Duce Salvator Luca Caruzzo III