NationStates Jolt Archive

We are stockpiling landmines and, as we see that the UN is banning them, we decided that we could do something with those extra mines. We will take them off of your hands and in return we will not ever wage war with you -- and neither will our allies. Thank you very much for your time.

You must give OR SELL FOR A REASONABLE AMOUNT us at least 1,000 mines to become immune.

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Here is our 1 extra landmine. You can now never attack me! Nice doing bizness with ya.

Thank you, you will get by but i will post a limit so that this never happens again. Thank's for the mine.

*Chucks highly explosive landmine at you* Oooops... :D

Bud, don't go threatening people until you have at least a hundred million people.

*Chucks highly explosive landmine at you* Oooops... :D
*Pulls out .44 magnum and shoots the mine in midair.*

*Chucks highly explosive landmine at you* Oooops... :D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

ROFLMAO!

Bud, don't go threatening people until you have at least a hundred million people.
I'm not, but I have allies. I just need mines.

*Chucks highly explosive landmine at you* Oooops... :D
*Pulls out .44 magnum and shoots the mine in midair.*

:lol: :lol: :lol:

ROFLMAO!

Thanks a lot Jaxusism

Thank you, you will get by but i will post a limit so that this never happens again. Thank's for the mine.

Yeah, but 'you will get by'? The guy could nuke you and not even notice.

*Chucks highly explosive landmine at you* Oooops... :D
*Pulls out .44 magnum and shoots the mine in midair.*
*Laughs at your charred eyebrows and walks away*

We are stockpiling landmines and, as we see that the UN is banning them, we decided that we could do something with those extra mines. We will take them off of your hands and in return we will not ever wage war with you -- and neither will our allies. Thank you very much for your time.

You mus give us at least 1,000 mines to become immune.



Ahahahahahaaahaahahahaahaha! Woooee, good one Iron Duck. Us, give you, our landmines, lol. Not without a hefty payment.

Finally got rid of the unibrow.

I'll pay you, just make it reasonable.

I'll pay you, just make it reasonable.

Depends. You want the basic frag package, costing about $100 per. Or the claymore packages which we'll sell to you for about, ohhh, say, $300 per. Cash or wire the money up front please. :wink:

I'll pay you, just make it reasonable.

Depends. You want the basic frag package, costing about $100 per. Or the claymore packages which we'll sell to you for about, ohhh, say, $300 per. Cash or wire the money up front please. :wink:
Name the number, and i'll fly the jet out with the money to get the mines.

I'll pay you, just make it reasonable.

Depends. You want the basic frag package, costing about $100 per. Or the claymore packages which we'll sell to you for about, ohhh, say, $300 per. Cash or wire the money up front please. :wink:
Name the number, and i'll fly the jet out with the money to get the mines.

Hmmm, for 1000 basic pressure frag mines, that'll be $100 per, and that comes to $100,000 as the package.

I will sell you my left over 1,500 mines for $100 a pop.

How about I bury 2,000 landmines in your country, and you have to go find them? :D

Alright, that comes to 150,000 TLAO. Thank you for giving us your illegal stuff. I love Contraband.

I'll mail you 5,000 pressure and movement sensitive mines in a very large crate... jsut one thing. They're armed. Enjoy :twisted:

How about I bury 2,000 landmines in your country, and you have to go find them? :D
How about i pay you for them but you not bury them?

I'll mail you 5,000 pressure and movement sensitive mines in a very large crate... jsut one thing. They're armed. Enjoy :twisted:
Alright, I'll send out some suicidal teenagers to get it.

Where's the fun in that?

I will let go of my 100 claymore and 500 regular. That
should come out to $100000.

I'll mail you 5,000 pressure and movement sensitive mines in a very large crate... jsut one thing. They're armed. Enjoy :twisted:
Alright, I'll send out some suicidal teenagers to get it.
No need, I'll just airdrop them on your capital. Infact I'll send another 20 crates because I'm soooo kind. By the way, you can't send suicide bombers as you're now bound not to attack me. :lol:

I will let go of my 100 claymore and 500 regular. That
should come out to $100000.
Thanks, i'll mail the money.

they weren't suicide bombers, they were going to blow themselves up with the mines in my territory.

How about i make a boarder of land mines and sea mines around you

We have at least 20,000 mines so give us 3.5 million for that batch. Then, if you want a few thousand more go to the Republic of Smolny and start digging.

We got to find ours first ... some idiot lost the documentation.

well i am fealing vary generase so ill give you 20,000 heavy expolsive landminds. I have to get rid of them anyway. O and If your army gets neer me ill have my space fleet blow your county into a big crater :wink:

I will give you 2000 mines.No charge