07-12-2003, 03:57
Official statement from Exetonia to Shildonia:
Dear Shildonian Leader,
It has come to my attention that we have yet to rectify this rift between our two nations. As a gesture of good will, i would like to invite you and your personal armed guard for a tour of our facilities here in exetonia including the Nuclear research facility. Any vehicle yoou use to come to our country will be treated as Shildonian Territory and not touched. Also, we would like to pay reparitions over our actions close to your waters to the tune of 50 billion NS dollars. If we had not been using that area in the first place, none of this confusion over that damned missile would have happened. We await your reply
Yours, Exetonian Minister of external affairs.
Dear Shildonian Leader,
It has come to my attention that we have yet to rectify this rift between our two nations. As a gesture of good will, i would like to invite you and your personal armed guard for a tour of our facilities here in exetonia including the Nuclear research facility. Any vehicle yoou use to come to our country will be treated as Shildonian Territory and not touched. Also, we would like to pay reparitions over our actions close to your waters to the tune of 50 billion NS dollars. If we had not been using that area in the first place, none of this confusion over that damned missile would have happened. We await your reply
Yours, Exetonian Minister of external affairs.