NationStates Jolt Archive

Brave New NationState is nearing the 500,000,000 citizen mark, and we want to celebrate in style. We've got to mix up a gigantic batch of Soma (a euphoric drug with no side effects), and fast. To this end, we would be willing to purchase absolutely vast quantities of euphoric drugs from any nation.

This may seem a bit odd to some of you savage and backwards nations out there, but Ford knows we need it right now.

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Suggested Reading: Brave New World, by Aldous Huxley

i have 293526 millin galins i will sell u nothin

Then why did you post?

-BNNS
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Suggested Reading: Brave New World, by Aldous Huxley

Um...you aren't approaching the 500,000,000 mark-that number is 5 hundred billion. You are approaching 500 million.

That guy posted because he is an idiot. He did this to someone just a few minutes ago.

Then why did you post?

-BNNS
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Suggested Reading: Brave New World, by Aldous Huxley
gust kiding, i giv it 2 u 4 free

Um...you aren't approaching the 500,000,000 mark-that number is 5 hundred billion. You are approaching 500 million.

Wrong! You can't fool me! I'm an alpha-plus.

5 - five
50 - fifty
500 - five hundred
5,000 - five thousand
50,000 - fifty thousand
500,000 - five hundred thousand
5,000,000 - five million
50,000,000 - fifty million
500,000,000 - five hundred million

I'm so glad I'm an alpha...

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Suggested Reading: Brave New World, by Aldous Huxley

my country has been creating a strain of super dope that it let sits soliders smoke in battle makeing them refuse to panic or loose there cool - and there is no downer - however my country is still very small and the hemp fields arnt that big - i will give you what i can spare - 500 tons is all i can spare or my people will have no dope for personal use

Brave New NationState is nearing the 500,000,000 citizen mark, and we want to celebrate in style. We've got to mix up a gigantic batch of Soma (a euphoric drug with no side effects), and fast. To this end, we would be willing to purchase absolutely vast quantities of euphoric drugs from any nation.

This may seem a bit odd to some of you savage and backwards nations out there, but Ford knows we need it right now.

-BNNS
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Suggested Reading: Brave New World, by Aldous Huxley

What is Soma any way. So this crap is dope!!!! You guys must be D@#KS.If this S%^t is dope i could raid the so called "Drug Route" with my Allies

We expiremented with the psychadelic agent BZ a while ago. We can give you some surplus, but be warned, it's hundreds of times more powerful than LSD, it's a gas, and it's somewhat... unpredictable...

I couldn't tell you the chemical formula for soma off the top of my head, but basically, it is a drug that makes you feel really, really, really happy, and it makes you stop caring about anything. If you ever find yourself feeling stress, sadness, or anxiety, just pop a few pills, and feel your worries float away! The only downside is...

Just kidding! There is no downside! Ahh, soma. I think I'll take some now, actually.

:D :D :D
Ahh...

-BNNS
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Suggested Reading: Brave New World, by Aldous Huxley

I couldn't tell you the chemical formula for soma off the top of my head, but basically, it is a drug that makes you feel really, really, really happy, and it makes you stop caring about anything. If you ever find yourself feeling stress, sadness, or anxiety, just pop a few pills, and feel your worries float away! The only downside is...

Just kidding! There is no downside! Ahh, soma. I think I'll take some now, actually.

:D :D :D
Ahh...

-BNNS
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Suggested Reading: Brave New World, by Aldous Huxley

I'm sorry,but I'm not a drug D*&k like you

Then why did you post?

-BNNS
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Suggested Reading: Brave New World, by Aldous Huxley
Ibid.