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Sketch is a horrible country that uses smaller countries to do its bidding. Help me to destroy this tyranny!!!

Ok, I have had enough of thius. Consider the following approaching your region in a hostile stance:

ARMY (soldiers):
3,000,000 x Frag Grenades
350,000 x AK 47
350,000 x M41A Pulse Rifle
100,000 x Wagoogenizer
400,000 x army uniforms
400,000 x m16 a2 rifles
400,000 x mk XIX Desert eagles
400,000 x Combat knife
400,000 x kevlar body armour
400,000 x Gas Mask
400,000 x Binoculars
100 x Desert Eagle
1,200,000 x Walther PPK and holster
1000 x mod 3 machine guns
100,000 x M-60 machine gun
10,000 x M224 60mm LWCMS
1,000 x SV-98 Sniper rifles
1,000 x SP-10 Magnum

Army (armour and artillery support/other):
1,000 x SNAL-1-B
420,000 x rockets for SNAL-1-B
100 x M48 medium tanks
40 x T-62AGM Soviet tanks
200 x 152mm MSTA-S Self-propelled Howitzer
5,000 x Gaz-3937 Mortar Carrier - 1bil
5,100 x Upgraded GRAD MLRS
510 x 9K58 SMERCH-M Multiple Launch Rocket System
1,100 x 120mm NONA-SVK Self-Propelled Gun/Mortar System
2,000 x DIANA 25mm AA Cannon
50 x Military Landing HoverCraft
4000 x Leopard 2A5 Main Battle Tank
10,000 x M-15 LBT's

Navy:
4 x command ship
12 x Nimitz Class Aircraft Carriers with 170 F/A-18Es and 850 F-14 Tomcats
1 x Franklin Osis Class CVL
2 x hospital ship
25 x Arleigh Burke AEGIS Destroyer
12 x Iowa Class Battleship
8 x Arsenal Ship
10 x Long Beach Class Nuclear Cruiser (CGN-9)
40 x Oliver Hazard Perry Class ASW Frigate
1000 x Brahmos missiles (anti ship, sprea evenly accross fleet
12 x Helicopter Assault Ship
480 x Sea King ASW Helicopter
10 x F-14E Ultra Tomcat - Carrier capable
20 x F16A/B - Carrier capable
23 x Sea Shadow
1000 x N-435 Stingray Armoured Hydroplane
400 x Weathered Class Torpedo Boat
4 x Hovercraft Deep Sea Transport
30 x Scout Hovercraft
50 x FLK Armored Gun Cruisers

Air Force:
200 x F-15E Strike Eagle
200 x JAS 39 Gripen
100 x F-117a Nighthawk
100 x F-15c
10 x AC-150 Tanker
10 x F/A-18 Super Hornet
10 x AN-70
10 x A-1 AMX
20 x B-52 Bomber

ICBM etc:
80 x JAXMi2 missile (very explosive)
1000 x Nozh extended range missiles

Block Sketch could be using them for good.Exetonia are you putting that forces near Blocker or Sketch?

GUYS,GUYS,GUYS. lets not turn it into a radioactive piece of ---- until he/she says that he/she is not kidding. then you can haul a-- into this 1 day old nation.

I will not go against Sketch. Niether should you, as you are only a day old.

charging Ignore Beam.......

Plus, how would you destroy him?

Ok here we go. Thiose forces are going to Block not Sketch. I'm gonna annex his ass until he learns to RP.

Ill deploy some Mechs as support. I detest people who cant RP.

let me help you Exetonia.you will get 9,000$ from me.ok Exstonia?oh I will move some of my forces near if war breaks out.

[i]Realism Check[i/]

I know this Newbie being silly. But do ua have to annex him?

Let him learn rather than overwhelm him....

*Trixian Forces move to surround Blocker74 from all other nations*

OOC:Appreciated.

IC: The entirity of the Exetonia Navy manouvered to bombardment position and began to fire. All the fighters lifted off as 35 JAXMi2 missiles flew along striking at towns, cities, military instialations and bunkers. The Explosions were massive (ooc:tactical nukes without radiation guys) The aircraft began to take out other targets that wern't affected striking fear into the heart of the nation. Then, the land forces engaged going along. Estimated Exetonian casualties: 5%. No estimate on Block casualties as yet.

(ooc: post your losses mate and prepare to be annexed. NO GODMODDING)

your right Trixa.my forces will defend blocker and give my 9k back!

Why not counter newbishness with newbishness?







i conkwre ur a$$ w/ my 12098 bilion guys w/ dos gunz and tankz trhen i nwek u but my guyz dont die cuz thye have wikkit cool suits and stuff!!111 omg wtf lol!

OOC:
OMG! I N00KX0R J00 B423!

Ok now seriously.

SR would like to assist in this fight with their elite military unit, The Strikers. Anyone object?

OOC: Ok ok, this is just a lame excuse to get some action and to up my post count.

Prime Commandess Widow of the Emina army has declared that a troop of 3,000 troops will be guarding the borders of Blocker, and more are prepared to be deployed.

Prime Commandess Widow issued a annocement saying "Emina will not stand for Newbie bullying. Allow him to issue an apology for his actions, or be prepared to be fought by at least 4 armies.(Mine,DoO,Trixa, and Blocker) Your choice, mate.

OOC:Appreciated.

IC: The entirity of the Exetonia Navy manouvered to bombardment position and began to fire. All the fighters lifted off as 35 JAXMi2 missiles flew along striking at towns, cities, military instialations and bunkers. The Explosions were massive (ooc:tactical nukes without radiation guys) The aircraft began to take out other targets that wern't affected striking fear into the heart of the nation. Then, the land forces engaged going along. Estimated Exetonian casualties: 5%. No estimate on Block casualties as yet.

(ooc: post your losses mate and prepare to be annexed. NO GODMODDING)

Trixian Anti-Missiles Forces intercept many of the missiles. Leaving only a few to hit 'Blocker74' and maybe wake the odd pet...

Dont make me hurt you...

OOC:Appreciated.

IC: The entirity of the Exetonia Navy manouvered to bombardment position and began to fire. All the fighters lifted off as 35 JAXMi2 missiles flew along striking at towns, cities, military instialations and bunkers. The Explosions were massive (ooc:tactical nukes without radiation guys) The aircraft began to take out other targets that wern't affected striking fear into the heart of the nation. Then, the land forces engaged going along. Estimated Exetonian casualties: 5%. No estimate on Block casualties as yet.

(ooc: post your losses mate and prepare to be annexed. NO GODMODDING)

Trixian Anti-Missiles Forces intercept many of the missiles. Leaving only a few to hit 'Blocker74' and maybe wake the odd pet...



HAHAHAHA! You intercept JAXMi2s, your interceptions will not only get destroyed, anything within a HUGE ENORMOUS HUMUNGOUS MONSTER RADIUS will be destroyed with it.

OOC: Argh I can't resist!

IC:
The Strikers are sitting tight in their aircraft, preparing to paradrop on the opposite side of Blocker74. There are ten aircraft in total, each with 10 troopers. A meere 100 soldiers are paratrooping into the opposite side, with one goal: sabotarge. They are armed with C4, Steyr AUGs, frag and flashbang grenades, and NVGs.

The Strikers see many flak cannons, and the cannons fire like mad. Two planes are destroyed, killing 20 men. The remaining 80 land, and start to move toward the flak cannons. They assault the cannons, throwing frag grenades and shooting the guards. During the assault, a further 20 Strikers are lost.

OOC: No god modding...

JaxMi2's have a much greater magnitude than you seem to realize. A JaxMi2 impact on a small city would level the whole thing. There would be nothing left to annex.

JAXMi2 : Jax Liquid Filled Missile Version 2.0

Basically way more power than a nuke but without the radiation.

Damm, only a few of our JAXMi2 missiles got through.

"Well, it's enough to take out a few small cities then."

Yes, that is true. I want all those Bombers taking on Tirixia positions inside Blocker. He needs to be annexed and taught a lesson and trixian forces are standing in the way. Continue opening up on those inland positions with all naval firepower and prep the tanks for immediate combat. I want the entire military to concentrate on Trixian forces. Launch those goddamm cruise missiles. And lastly

"yes sir"

Get me a hot cup of coffee, this one is cold

Exetonia, even if he did intercept the missiles, as I said before it would still make ENORMOUS damage, the explosion will be even more powerful because of the extra interception impact!

HaHem. that would be godmodding my friend JAX as m osty missiles only fully arm 2-3 seconds before impact. When u shoot a nuke down, it doesn';t blow up. This si to stop problems like that. I am happy with him shooting them down but, a few will still cause a lot of damage. I took the liberty of making them Tactical JAXMi2's :P

Suit yourself...

OOC: Nukes? Crikey guys lets tone this annex attempt down a wee bit shall we???

IC: Trixian forces regrouped in strategic chokepoints in Blocker74.

"Sir, your orders?"

"We must let this New Nation hold its own. It cannot fall into the hands of the enemy!"

"Yessir!"

"And cadet?"

"Yes sir?"

"Make sure all of Exetonia's coffee supplies are destroyed..."

"YESSIR!!!"

Not nukes. Missiles with higher explosions and damage without the radiation.

ooc: Nice personal thing with the coffee there Trixia maybe we can salvage a decent rp outta noobness

IC:

Whadda ya mean duds?

I mean duds sir. When they impacted, they failed to explode. It seems a cadet failed to load the warheads!!!


GODDAMIT, HAVE HIM SHOT


Sir yes Sir. And your other orders?

Take out Trixias AA defence with all our armour and artillery support. Give no quater!!!!!

Sir yes Sir.


The mobile units plowed accross Blocker74 towards the Trixia artillery positions. They stopped 1 mile short as all the artillery (check first page) opened fire. The Tanks then opened up and roared forward. Then, came the return.... (ooc: ok, post your retaliation and your losses)

Not nukes. Missiles with higher explosions and damage without the radiation.

Still. This is a nation with 12 million less people in its entire nation than i have in my armed forces!!

Lay of on the hardcore missiles.

if you fired at Trixa's troops you fired at mine they were very very close to Trixa's army.

"INCOMING!!"

Trixian artillery crews ran for cover as hell rained down on them. This was not a good day.

"Send the Frost Fighters to stop their bombardment, QUICKLY!!"

2 squadrons of Frost Fighters took off from an airbase in central Blocker74, intent on bombing the hell out of Exetonia Artillery.

Losses: 60% of all trixian artillery in the area, And 2 squads of basic troops.

Agh, Im not getting involved... Its way to n00bish... Not saying your n00bs, its just off a n00bish excuse. This guy is dumb for posting this and he should just be ignored!!!

"INCOMING!!"

Trixian artillery crews ran for cover as hell rained down on them. This was not a good day.

"Send the Frost Fighters to stop their bombardment, QUICKLY!!"

2 squadrons of Frost Fighters took off from an airbase in central Blocker74, intent on bombing the hell out of Exetonia Artillery.

Losses: 60% of all trixian artillery in the area, And 2 squads of basic troops.

A small band of maby 20 mittitia Apear on the border sorting AK-47s and smoking dope

OoC : Exetonia, check JI2.

"Sir, picking up new airial contacts on Radar!"

"Holy shit, aircraft, and their heading staright for our artillery. Pull ou all the mobile artillery you can and open up with our AA guns. Launch 4 squadrons of Tomcats to intecept."

"Sir, they'll never make it"

"I know Cadet, I know. We can only pray."

*****Exetonian Artillery position**********

as the last MLRS moved away, 65% of the Exetonian Artillery sat awaiting the incoming fighters with all the AA guns pointing to the sky in all directions. Then, they heard it and saw it. The fighters coming out of the Sky. They opened up with a full spread of AA fire but, not in time to stop the bombardment. Those who could ran, the others were lost. The AA guns did there job well as the tomcats stormed over the Bombarded area after the remaining fighters. There was at least 15% of the artillery still standing plus all the MLRS's. They moved back into position as the Tanks continued to roll on to what was left of the Trixian position.

(ooc: that fair enough for losses? Anyways, post yours now and your defensive action)

PANDORA

This post is all OOC.

Agh, Im not getting involved...

Erm... didn't you launch 80 of these 'end-of-the-world nukey things as Blocker74? :roll:

Its way to n00bish... Not saying your n00bs, its just off a n00bish excuse.

No we're not N00bs. I'm protecting a Newbie nation and Exetonia is trying to annex it. It [i]could be quite a nice Rp.

This guy is dumb for posting this and he should just be ignored!!!

He should have been. But i think you were an instigator in this at the start.


Anyway, Jaxusism. From your Post count i hold you in high regard as it's close to my own. But i feel your Rp could improve a little, and would expect you to be past the realms of launchinng a silly number of missiles at a newbie nation. Also i thought you'd be above calling them 'N00bies', which i think is quite insulting. Please refer to them as 'Newbies'.

Thanks.
Trix

OoC : Exetonia, check JI2.

Trixia, I said your NOT a "newb" nation. And I did not launch ANY missiles. Exetonia did. And I praise him in this. Although he shoudlve used maybe 10 cause Blocker is way to small for 80.

And I feel my RPing when I do is extremly high above even Negotiators and some Postmaster-generals. (Regarding Member Titles)

my forces will retreat for now.need more men.

Exetonia, you have a godmod military.

Out of the 24 fighters that took off. Only 12 made it home. These 12 were Blizzard Squadron, Trixia's finest. They flew round the defence piont covering from the air.

Trixian Forces now only waited for the attack coming from the advancing tanks. Kris, Generla of Trixian Forces, made a speech to her troops.

"Soldiers! Remember this! We may be human, elf, kylien or dwarf, male of female. But remember with that aside, in our hearts and souls, we are Trixian!"

"And with that they lock and loaded, and aimed at the oncoming army, waiting to unleash a Trixian frozen hell...

The millitia moved up to protect the trixian forces

I got more men!got 20 Lion planes.10 lion spaceships in space will stop missles.Lion infantry.lion tanks.all will defend that city.

ooc:All purchases were made legitamately on these forums and permitted. No one here has complained about the size of my military and I have had the budget to buy and keep these things running (188 billion or so). Also, due to the fact that it is now so big, i hjaven't made any recent purchases because almost the entirity of my military budget (95%[20% of the national budget]) goes on maintaining these fine vehicles. Kindly Buzz off and leave us RPPlus, it was okd on the Army lists thread (the stikied one listed through Grok's thread}


IC: The Tomcats returned home after their succesful mission to re-arm and reload. Another 48 were taking off as they did this. Their mission along with 48 F/A-14's was to enage and destroy all forces at the airbase and to give no quater until it was destroyed even if this meant losing every aircraft in the process.


The armoured regiment with continued artillery support (though somewhat diminished - 50%) support rolled up to the Trixia lines and opened fire with their main weapons Blasting at positions. However, there was one problem. Only 1000 tanks could fir in the main line so the others were driving around to the North to assult the position from the rear whilst the MBT's and Medium tanks rolled off to Trixian Cities along with the now arrived infantry units. Casulaties were expected to be high on both sides (ooc: I'm planning on the fact that u have A-T weaponry in your positions and a lot of it?)

The militia, dispite never having been i in a full blown battle before seemed strangly calm on closer inspection it could be seen that thes weed smoking troops had barely more equipment then there Ak's each man had a back pack - but inside each one was a supply of a very potent strain of dope being specialy created Back in pandora

PANDORA

Today in Sketch news......

Several nations have mobilized and begun initiating hostilities on a relatively unknown and insignificant nation out in the middle of nowhere NS. Apparently, this small nation, which is barely a day old, has declared inemity for this great nation of Sketch. As a result, many other nations of NS have joined together in an attempt to prevent the leaders of the nation from committing national suicide. Even more interestingly, a handful of nations have likewise banded together in an attempt to curry Sketch's favor by suppressing the misguided nation. When asked what the official opinion on the matter was, government officials expressed concerns that outside powers may have a hand in the matter. Apparently, some of the aggressor states posses far more military capabilies than they should. With the possibility of power players working behind the scenes, Sketch may be forced to take more immediate action. Well, there you have it people, never a dull day in NS!

In related news.....

The entertainment industry has begun purchasing shares in War and News Studios, a company that specializes in Sketchian war coverages. Apparently, the official announcement of "concern" by governemnt officials prompted a scramble to snatch up shares in the lucrative industry. Past history of viewer ratings show a marked trend in high ratings and war coverage. The all time high was recorded during the period when Sketchian bombers carpet bombed a 2 day old nation with camera equipped munitions. Ever since then, the idustry has petitioned the government to engage in overwhelming force during any military operation.

Sketch,
just give a shout out if help becomes needed. I'll send my region of minions on them :lol:

Trixan leaders are in a meeting with Blocker74 leaders.

After talks the Trixan leaders informed the Blocker74 governments of the sillyness of attacking Sketch one of the most loved nations in NS. And that Trixia is defending them on the promise of their promise to stop this madness.

It seemed to work.

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Trixan A-T guns filled enemy tanks with bullets and flame.

"Hold the Line!!"

"SH..." was all that managed to escape from one of the tank commanders as the flame licked in.

The entire are of tanks watched as tank after tank exploded but, under their orders, kept firing and advancing. many more were being destroyed by friendly fire from MLRS batteries but, they weree doing their jobs and they were proud of it. Current casualties for the 2000 strong battle group stood at 25% but, they surmised that their Trixian counterparts were faring worse. The machine gun turrets on the tanks opened up as they got closer and closer with more casualies.

Meanwhile, in the air above the Block74 airfields

Sir, we're under heavy fire.

I don't give a shit, you have your orders. Advance Advance Advance

Sir Yes Sir.

The 25lb bombs were dropping on the airfield like there was no tomorrrowm


On board one of the command ships

Send this to the Trixian Command:

If the rumors we are hearing are true then please accept this offer of a cease fire. We will hold our hostile actions and seek diplomatic talks between our three nations. However, we loud like a presence to be kept in the country just in case they do try this again however, you and any other nation are quite happy to join us. We wont affect the way the country is run, we'll just make sure she keeps on the right path. This presence will be non military, do you accept. We await your reply - Admiral Dukenzy

ooc: Ok, I think it is fair to say that we can come to an agreement over this. If you want to post up your casualties and your next actions plz and lets see where we can go with this. I really really enoyed Rp'ing with you Trixia.

[quote="Trixia"].......the sillyness of attacking Sketch one of the most loved nations in NS.....


Whoa there......come again? One of the most loved nations in NS. Care to explain yourself? I worked hard to be as evil as I am....... :twisted: :P Glad that I'm so popular 8)

I would like to have a ceasefire too.I was so noobish thinking I can defend a city from so many foes.Why is my motto is protect the weak?please I am begging a ceasefire.if Trixa leaves the defending post of Blocker then I must too.Ceasefire please???

To Sketch

That was kinda a IC sarcastic post. But i've a lot of respect for ya :D I'm constantly in awe of how you manage to get top in everything! But you've gota admit your well known. I wish I was as well known! I mean, you probably havn't even heard of me!

To Exetonia

Cease-Fire Accepted Comrade! We will both occupy Blocker74 till this calms down. It was a pleasure RPing with you 2 :wink:

IC: The entirity of the Exetonia Navy manouvered to bombardment position and began to fire. All the fighters lifted off as 35 JAXMi2 missiles flew along striking at towns, cities, military instialations and bunkers. The Explosions were massive (ooc:tactical nukes without radiation guys) The aircraft began to take out other targets that wern't affected striking fear into the heart of the nation. Then, the land forces engaged going along. Estimated Exetonian casualties: 5%. No estimate on Block casualties as yet.

(ooc: post your losses mate and prepare to be annexed. NO GODMODDING)

<OOC: *cough* And you tell them not to godmode? Learn to not do it yourself. Oh yeah, guys don't waste your time RPing with the loser who started this thread anyway...>

The cease fire will be effective immediately. I am completly withdrawing all forces from the area of Blocker74 post haste. Casualties stand at:

Naval:0%
Armed Forces:5%
Artillery support:55%
Tank Regiments:4%
Miscellaneous: 1 Cadet for arming dud missiles

Can I please have my coffee back now :P

to DoF, cease fire accepted buddy.

EDIT: NEW GENOA. These weapons are actually avaliable for sale, not one i have invented. They were created by Jaxusism and he rp'd their creation. Got a problem with it, take it up with him.

DoF?

Exetonia, check your TGs.

Exetonia, check your TGs you must!

cute :)

EDIT: NEW GENOA. These weapons are actually avaliable for sale, not one i have invented. They were created by Jaxusism and he rp'd their creation. Got a problem with it, take it up with him.

<OOC: I have no quarrel with the weapons you used, it's just that you roleplayed your arrival uncontested and began to attack and say, "Installations were blown up" before he could respond. Though I doubt his response would be worth it, it's still a principle of roleplaying.>

Cortrection, i merley aid installations were destroyed. Not which ones nor how many casualties. I only stated the blatently obvious and yeah, so i was a little quick on the arrival but, because of this, so were the nations defending him. I think we counted it as 'cutting' the arrival Bull.

However, your point is taken and I shall remeber this in the future. Did I justify my large armed forces well enough aswell to those who accused me of godmodding?

Yeah, I RPed them tons. Got a problem with em?

I nookd sketch!!!!1 joo can be happy now. hes a bif holr. ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

i also attack teh survivers with sooper planes1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excuse me, but don't you need more old allies for this. One must recall that this Sketch has 2 Billion individuals, and your leader of this so-called coalition is a december born state. I am not saying that you should all depart. If it was me I would voided Sketch long ago, but the balance of power is in order. I value the greatness of his state. I cannot just barge right in and say let's go to war. One is just saying think before one is leaping to your deaths. Remember, he too has alliances.

WE ARE HERE TO DEFEND SKETCH.

Do not move a muscle, or NUKES WILL BE RAINING DOWN.

i nook anti terror guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

yo, A-T-A, just ignore this thread. Me an another duede had a small rp over this. The result, a cease fire and hopefully an end to thios silly little situation. I disagree with small peeps like me getting pushed around but, it is entirley realistic so, i just sit back and enjoy the ride plus, it can sometimes have it's advantages :P

Can this Sketch is a loser state notice that he is a December 6 state. And I guess that you have about double digit citizens in your population. It is impossible for a new state like your to have nuclear weapons, much less battleships. Now, can we be more realistic and set your armies straight.

i nook anti terror guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Just no. If I wasn't in a war, I'd annex you.

/me points at laughs at the newbie.

You know...it is quite funny. Now that NS is over a year old, the typically revernat title of December Nation has now been knocked down to describing a n00b December nation.........an interesting switch up, if I may so observe. No longer is it OMGz!!11! Jun3 (or July) nati0ns are such n00bs!!11, but rather jeez, there goes another December nation at it again. Just an interesting observation that I felt compelled to contribute. Carry on.

May I point out that there have been old nations that are crap RPers and new ones that are actually quite good.

May I point out that there have been old nations that are crap RPers and new ones that are actually quite good.

Yes you may. But it is the stereotypical label for old nations. I was just pointing out that it is now being applied to n00b nations; not that older nations were better RPers or that younger nations were somehow bad RPers.

"Damn it, looks like we missed the fireworks." said Prime Commandess Widow as the jet landed. "Well, lets pack up our stuff and get back, our army is no longer needed."