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we wish to build 4 military bases in your nation to protect you against invaders and to help fight terrorism in your region, if you accept we shall pay you 3 billion per year for our bases.



general secretary of the forcian union and the FCP vladimir andropov.

Jaxusism's President went on INTERNATIONAL JXNN (Jaxusism News Network) today in response.

"Great nation of Geforce4, Jaxusism accepts your wonderful offer! We will allow you to build 6-8 military bases, 3 naval ports, and 8 aircraft bases! We accept your offer and we would love for you to come and protect our nation from the extremist terrorists and invaders! I also welcome you, President, to come to our nation personally and have a GRAND dinner with me!"

Considering I'm at war with both of you, "President" might not want to accept the offer.

Jaxusism's President went on INTERNATIONAL JXNN (Jaxusism News Network) today in response.

"Great nation of Geforce4, Jaxusism accepts your wonderful offer! We will allow you to build 6-8 military bases, 3 naval ports, and 8 aircraft bases! We accept your offer and we would love for you to come and protect our nation from the extremist terrorists and invaders! I also welcome you, President, to come to our nation personally and have a GRAND dinner with me!"



Vladimir Andropov's responce:
"i think that you made the right choice, we now can maintain peace in your nation/region, also i accept your offer to participate in yuor grand dinner.

btw, add another 2 billion a year :mrgreen:

we wouldn't mind offering you protection as well. could we install 2 military bases? we would be willing to help our great ally. we'd pay you half a billion a year for each.

Considering I'm at war with both of you, "President" might not want to accept the offer.

you can rule me out of your war for now, start a new thread for gods sake.

we wouldn't mind offering you protection as well. could we install 2 military bases? we would be willing to help our great ally. we'd pay you half a billion a year for each.

No, i think he got enough bases already :mrgreen:

So the ships I launched 5 SLEMs at...are they out of the war?

So the ships I launched 5 SLEMs at...are they out of the war?


Yes.

Okay, Mr. President may go eat dinner.
Goodbye.

Sorry, Arribastan. :( I wouldve let you, but ya know how it is.

~~AT THE DINNER~~

President Jax Jaxusism was standing up, waiting for the President of Geforce4 to arrive.

Security was amazingly high, and it was half Geforce4's and half Jaxusism's.

Sorry, Arribastan. :( I wouldve let you, but ya know how it is.

~~AT THE DINNER~~

President Jax Jaxusism was standing up, waiting for the President of Geforce4 to arrive.

Security was amazingly high, and it was half Geforce4's and half Jaxusism's.



* when Vladimir Andropov landed on his helicopter, with 50 Za-35 fighters flying above, one of them collapsed with another za-35 fighter, they both were disabled, the pilots immediately ejected , and mr andopov and jax watched it fall on a random Jaxusismian home, he then asked jax "where can i take a dump?".
http://maks.sukhoi.ru/media/photo/maks2003/maks2003d1103.jpg

Jax, still watching, said "Down the hall, 7 doors to your left", while commanding that the 7th Mini-Airborne Division escort the rest of the Za's to safety.

Jax, still watching, said "Down the hall, 7 doors to your left", while commanding that the 7th Mini-Airborne Division escort the rest of the Za's to safety.



"what? noo where can i take a dump is an old forcian greeting! vladimir responded with laughter :lol: , he then ordered to execute the pilots for being clumsy, now where is the dinner?, we can discuss about our strategic and other mathers there. :D

"Uhh... Just this way..." Jax said with slight confusion. They entered a HUGE room with a long table where Jaxusism Military Advisors of all sorts were seated, eating. Reporters from all over the world were taking pictures. Jax and Vladimir sat down next to eachother at the head of the table. They shook hands for the cameras.