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We here invade Evil Overlord. We claim he is a very dangerous nation.


6 million Special Elite Forces will arrive to Evil Overlord, along with 500 Air Fighters, 20 Carriers, 35 Destroyers, 22 Crusiers, and 33 Submarines.

The soldiers will be transported in our Troop Crawler Transporter(300).

Ignored for god moding.

In ONE transport? :roll:

Much less six million troops, which is so outrageously unrealistic, I'm not even going to begin ranting. :roll:

OOC: Sigh, why do you keep sending impossibly huge armies with poor;y RPed reasons?

Welcome to my ignorelist, MagicChina.

It is no point to RP with someone who just claims he/she can transport millions of men immediately almost in a flash.

6 million troops, does this make sense? Even if I do have 6 million troops, won't they get crushed staying in one transport?

Ok, let's give in to the possibility of them fitting? What are your basis of attacking such country? If not please refrain on posting irrelavant threads and issues.

We here invade Evil Overlord. We claim he is a very dangerous nation.


6 million Special Elite Forces will arrive to Evil Overlord, along with 500 Air Fighters, 20 Carriers, 35 Destroyers, 22 Crusiers, and 33 Submarines.

The soldiers will be transported in our Troop Crawler Transporter.
*I LAZ3R U WIT MAI NEWK CANNON*

*Whistles tune to Jingle Bells whilst sipping hot cocoa*
Nothing like an idiot fragfest to bring out the holiday spirit!

must... not... drop... bomb... on... transport...

hell with it.
50 B-2 bombers, escorted by 100 F-22 raptors, take off in the direction of this huge transport.

<OOC>
Assuming that you are actually serious about this, you might as well put a bare minimum of actual effort into the subject. A good first step in roleplaying anything at all would be to contact the person you plan to RP with well in advance. This thread is the first I've heard of it.

The Dominion of the Evil Overlord is located on the continent of Forlorn Hope. Forlorn Hope is several thousand kilometers from the nearest large land mass (Australia is the closest, followed by South America) in the central and southern Pacific.

The Dominion has deployed several hundered reconnaissance, weather, and surveillance satellites, and the orbital footprint of at least half of them cross Forlorn Hope. The Evil Overlord Enterprises military operates several dozen high-altitude, high speed reconnaissance aircraft in the waters surrounding Forlorn Hope, especially since pirates started attacking unprotected ships in the Pacific. For the same reason, several small squadrons of warships have been agressively patrolling the 300 kilometer economic exclcusion zone around Forlorn Hope.

There are also several dozen tethered airships bearing microradar and lidar all around the borders of the Dominion, which are actively transmitting on a varriety of frequencies in order to detect potentially hostile ships and/or aircraft at great distances.

In addition to all of these facts, EOE's External Security department is very active, and the fact that anyone nearby was putting large numbers of troops onto ships would have the entire Dominion on alert. This is borne out by past practices, when a country posts something to the effect that they are deploying units or holding wargames or several other potential cover stories for pre-emptive strikes, the Dominion has always gone to heightened alert status.

So, assuming your comparatively small country still wants to take on one of the largest and best equipped modern-tech militaries in the game, Do it right. TG me so we can work out the details.

Otherwise, read the italicized paragraph below.

TEO

Early warning sensors on satellites, aircraft, and surface ships detect your feeble invasion attempt. A huge diembodied hand rises out of the depths of the ocean beneath your invasion fleet and casts the entire bunch- crew, ships, aircraft, and all into a huge wastebasket with the words, "IGNORE folder" written on the side.

you coulda just let me bomb him...

Could have, but then he would have been deprived the satisfaction of having intellectually kicked his arse.

Could have, but then he would have been deprived the satisfaction of having intellectually kicked his arse.

Not that this would constitute an epic challenge.

TEO

God....

I didn't know that spamming actually attracts this attension...

Don't blame your spamming for your half-brained threads. You could at least have edited your work, and we all had our share of states placing out of this world threads that just take up space.

God....

I didn't know that spamming actually attracts this attension...

That is largely dependent on who your alleged target is. Rather than rain IGNORE missiles on you, I decided to offer you the opportunity to learn from your mistakes- with the option to deploy the IGNORE cannon if you failed to measure up.

What made you decide on me, anyway?

I think he/she is in denial that he made the half-witted thread.

God....

I didn't know that spamming actually attracts this attension...

That is largely dependent on who your alleged target is. Rather than rain IGNORE missiles on you, I decided to offer you the opportunity to learn from your mistakes- with the option to deploy the IGNORE cannon if you failed to measure up.

What made you decide on me, anyway?

I never saw ur nation name before, so I thought it was small and so I wanted to create an enemy.

God....

I didn't know that spamming actually attracts this attension...

That is largely dependent on who your alleged target is. Rather than rain IGNORE missiles on you, I decided to offer you the opportunity to learn from your mistakes- with the option to deploy the IGNORE cannon if you failed to measure up.

What made you decide on me, anyway?

I never saw ur nation name before, so I thought it was small and so I wanted to create an enemy.

It's your argument dear overlord...*Tags*

Early warning sensors on satellites, aircraft, and surface ships detect your feeble invasion attempt. A huge diembodied hand rises out of the depths of the ocean beneath your invasion fleet and casts the entire bunch- crew, ships, aircraft, and all into a huge wastebasket with the words, "IGNORE folder" written on the side.

OOC: Cool! A big hand! :D

I never saw ur nation name before, so I thought it was small and so I wanted to create an enemy.

This is a good way to go about creating an enemy- by acting like a brainless n00b.

In all seriousness, have you read the various threads in the stickies? A lot of the mistakes you made are addressed there. I realize you aren't a n00b by the strict definition of the term, but your initial post certainly made you appear to be one.

If you're going to declare war, you have to discuss the situation with the potential enemy in advance- agree on the rules you'll use, the technology, allies and enemies, etc. In this manner, everyone involved will be on the same page-so to speak- and there will be a lot fewer problems with the RP.

Roleplaying is more than just using your imagination- especially in the context of a free-form roleplaying forum. You have to build up a 'history' of sorts- a pattern of actions and posts that demonstrate to everyone that you know what you're on about. Your roleplaying has to be internally consistent. If you're using a particular technology level, your posts have to stay within the limits of that technology.

Most importantly, your posts should be:

A) Well written. Good grammar and spelling are the usual filters by which the n00bs are weeded out.

B) Interesting and on topic. Long digressions into the life cycle of the whirlybird don't belong in the roleplaying unless it is important to the storyline.

C) Clearly defined as IC or OOC. Very little destroys a roleplay faster than confusion over what is or is not In Character.

Now that we've covered the salient points in some depth, this thread really should be in the NationStates forum.

MODALERT

Early warning sensors on satellites, aircraft, and surface ships detect your feeble invasion attempt. A huge diembodied hand rises out of the depths of the ocean beneath your invasion fleet and casts the entire bunch- crew, ships, aircraft, and all into a huge wastebasket with the words, "IGNORE folder" written on the side.

OOC: Cool! A big hand! :D

Can I borrow it? Some guy wants to invade me with alpacas. :?

Can I borrow it? Some guy wants to invade me with alpacas. :?

LOL

Feel free