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GLACORP modern/future storefront, we sell almost anything!

Dontgonearthere
06-12-2003, 05:28
http://com3.runboard.com/bnationstatesforum.fmilitaryproducts

Wheee, storefrontish!
Dontgonearthere
06-12-2003, 05:53
*save from page 2*
I cant wait till this topic becomes a two pager, the load time is hell.
Dontgonearthere
06-12-2003, 06:11
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Dontgonearthere
06-12-2003, 16:46
Could you at least tell me whats wrong, THIS time? Just reminding people, this will soon be on a seperate forum, organized into individual boards, for your viewing pleasure.
06-12-2003, 16:48
Maybe no one likes you.
Jaxusism
06-12-2003, 16:54
Sw33t stuff... But Im modern. :(
Arribastan
06-12-2003, 17:29
Umm. okay. i require one piledriver, slightly modified.
same thing, with:
double armor
room for at least 3000 extra dropships (10x11x5 meters each)
willing to pay a lot extra for this.
Dontgonearthere
06-12-2003, 17:32
Yeah, but theres plentry of bio/chemical weapons for you, as well as some guns, bombs, missiles, and stuff that could be used by modern nations...
Jaxusism
06-12-2003, 17:36
How big are your canisters, about?
Dontgonearthere
06-12-2003, 17:42
Well, Arrabi- Dying Camels, that would cost, maybe, 35 'bil more, since our dropships are typicaly launched from the flight deck. Might I suggest a modification to the missile lauch tubes, making them wide enough to fit your ships, but still launch missiles? Its quite a good way to give ships a boost.

Jauxism, our canisters are 10km spread, or ten 1km spread. They come with 4 feet of hose with a universal nozzle.
Arribastan
06-12-2003, 17:44
hmm. okay, sounds good to me. jus figure out where to put 'em, and i'm willing to pay 35 billion. compared to 50 trillion, that's nothing :)
Trailers
06-12-2003, 17:48
Heh,nice stuff DGNT.Been playing Total Annihalation?
M-pire
06-12-2003, 17:50
tou are an idiot, none of the items that I saw would work, but you might have hid the good stuff between two mountains of shit! I pitty you :cry:
Arribastan
06-12-2003, 17:51
tou are an idiot, none of the items that I saw would work, but you might have hid the good stuff between two mountains of shit! I pitty you :cry:STFU
Jaxusism
06-12-2003, 18:04
Ill buy some stuff later, DGNT.
Dontgonearthere
06-12-2003, 18:10
Thank you Ar- Dying Camels :)
Trailers...yes...yes I have. Planetannihilation.com is your friend :)

Oh, for those who are interested, I am now writing up plans for a line of personal starships, for the civilian market. They will be 1-20 passenger vehicles, from car size to train car size.
Dontgonearthere
06-12-2003, 18:38
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Dontgonearthere
07-12-2003, 05:08
hmm. okay, sounds good to me. jus figure out where to put 'em, and i'm willing to pay 35 billion. compared to 50 trillion, that's nothing :)
Ah, yes, we have begun modifications to a nearly finished PC, est, time: 5 years + 24 hours shipping.
Dontgonearthere
07-12-2003, 06:11
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Dontgonearthere
07-12-2003, 17:28
Your order will be finished in 3 more years DC.
Dontgonearthere
07-12-2003, 23:33
bump and stuff
Dontgonearthere
08-12-2003, 01:12
Boing
Dontgonearthere
08-12-2003, 03:36
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Dontgonearthere
09-12-2003, 16:27
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Dontgonearthere
10-12-2003, 16:39
Orders...orders?
11-12-2003, 09:33
We would like to purchase 4 Millium Class Battleships & 2000 avenger
star fighters.

* Money Wired On Confirmation of Order *
11-12-2003, 14:59
We woulf like to order 1 Justice class destroyer, does it come with its fighter compliment? If not we would like 240 'Avenger' Fighters and 240 'Shadow' Bombers.
Dontgonearthere
11-12-2003, 16:18
Right, your orders will ship once the money is wired, ETA 24hrs.
12-12-2003, 00:28
your money has been wired
Bob the 3ed
12-12-2003, 06:51
800 space Assault Suits
12-12-2003, 20:16
* The Money has been wired *
Dontgonearthere
13-12-2003, 01:48
I finnaly got around to getting my idividual weapons front up.
THanks bob, items shipped.
13-12-2003, 02:13
We need to purchase 20 Millium-class Battleships, 20 Justice-class destroyers, 1200 Avenger StarFighters, and 100 Shadow Bombers. The money is currently on its way, aboard one of our aging Hercules-class warships, we can't let that money fall into the hands of the Empire. That'll drain our latimum mines for the next 20 years.
Dontgonearthere
13-12-2003, 02:46
Sale denied, for the following reasons:
1. I sense potential goddmoddery, sorry, but we NSers are paranoid about people with names like your own.
2. First post
3. Day old
4. You probobly dont have the money, maybe you could get the fighters, but not all those ships.
Bonstock
13-12-2003, 02:58
*TaG*
Bonstock
13-12-2003, 04:41
I have a question: These suit things, how big are they exactly? They look pretty big.

And can your battleships really hold 15,000 people?

And the soldiers you sell, are they suits for our sooldiers? Or are they yours, and they are rented to us?

And how large would the crew for your instalations and bunkers be?
Dontgonearthere
13-12-2003, 04:45
The ones listed as 'suites' are about nine-ten feet tall, total.
The ones listed as 'mecha' vary from 2-100 feet (Korogth) tall, and usualy have multiple crews.
Suites are basicaly infantry fighting vehicles, while mecha are tanks.

Yes. Theyre quite large, lots of hull space.

They are designed for a standard DGNT human, that is, six feet tall and average build. If yours are different thats your problem, though they do have adjustable harnasess and seats. They are purchased, with a one year warranty for non-battle damage.

The 'crew' for a prefab base is about 500, that is not counting soldiers, but it can house 250 troopers and assorted vehicles.
The 'crew' for a bunker kinda varies depending on what you want the bunker to do. But the maximum comfortable occupancy of a bunker is six people.
Dontgonearthere
13-12-2003, 21:23
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Arribastan
13-12-2003, 21:27
OOC:posting as DC
IC:ahh. $ wired.
Jaratia
13-12-2003, 21:52
Telegram
From:Minister of Defense Larsen Golan
To:DGNT
>>>
3 vials of Ebola

Several large corporations - not wanting their names to be known - have requested that I order 500 Internal Security Agents.

100 Triton Amphibious Medium Tanks,if you please.

and 20 Minime subs

Thats is going to put a dent in our budget...
>>>End Telegram
Dontgonearthere
13-12-2003, 22:48
Items shipped DC. Est. 24 hrs.
Jaratia <encoded>: Items have shipped, 48hr for all items except Ebola, which will arrive in 72hrs in unmarked package for 'Mr. Johnston'

Customer service is proud of its privacy policy, even if they are a bunch of spy-movie dropouts.
Dontgonearthere
14-12-2003, 08:41
New line of civilian starships up, price on request for now.
15-12-2003, 08:06
BUMP
15-12-2003, 08:29
We would like to purchase 4 Millium Class Battleships ( 4 Billion * 4 =
16 Billion ) & 2000 avenger star fighters ( 700,000 * 2000= 1Billion
400 Million; Total: $17,400,000,000.

* Money has been Wired *

Could you please ship our order as soon as possible.

Thank You

President Rock Crusher Of The StoneLands
Dontgonearthere
15-12-2003, 16:16
Thank you, items shipped, 24hrs delivery.
Kormanthor
15-12-2003, 17:08
We would like to get three of the Millium Class Battleships " 12 Bil "
and 1500 Avenger Fighters " 1,050,000,000 " = 13,050,000,000

*Money Wired *

We would also like to ask about finacing a PileDriver over a few NS yrs
time if you are willing to do that, we need some new blood in our space
force.
Dontgonearthere
16-12-2003, 01:57
Dontgonearthere
16-12-2003, 01:59
W recently finished three piledrivers, two of which are now in military service, the Silencer is up for sale.
Wannabuyit?
Kormanthor
16-12-2003, 08:36
We would indeed, can you help us with Finacing of the PileDriver?

We will pay cash for the rest of the order which totals $13,050,000,000.
Which consisted of Three of the Millium Class Battleships " 12 Bil "
and 1500 Avenger Fighters " 1,050,000,000 " = 13,050,000,000

* The above amount of Money Has been wired *




We await your decision on financing the PileDriver.
Dontgonearthere
21-12-2003, 02:44
Sorry about the wait Kor, anyway, the Millenium is on its way and the fighters are in the bays
Kormanthor
21-12-2003, 07:36
Thank You Very Much, Please check your telegrams & advise us
of your decision concerning the PileDriver.
VirginIncursion
21-12-2003, 07:56
We would like to purchase 100,000 avenger star fighters.

700,000 * 100,000 = 70 Billion

* Money Wired *
Dontgonearthere
21-12-2003, 18:58
Thank you for your order, items shipped.
Pwnica
21-12-2003, 19:04
[OOC]
Piledrivers...50 TRILLION?!
They used to cost less :wink:
I bought one a long time ago, when they cost like...10 trillion.
Dontgonearthere
21-12-2003, 23:41
OOC:
Thats 'cause I was a newb at one point. Amazing, I know, but its true. The store still has some things I missed that are either absurdly cheap or godmoddingly stupid. But hey, theyre funny :lol:
BTW, Ill be coming for that 40 trillion. *brandishes pointy stick*
Dontgonearthere
22-12-2003, 04:13
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Eriopia
22-12-2003, 05:13
I need 67 GLA troopers please.money will be wired upon confirmation.
Pwnica
22-12-2003, 05:59
[OOC]

Eek!
:)
When I start raking in 30 trillion in the GDP calc I'll be sure to send you that 40 trill.
Dontgonearthere
22-12-2003, 06:03
Items shipped Eriopia.

OOC:
You better, cause if you dont...
*shakes fist*
Eriopia
22-12-2003, 20:12
hi again the money has been wired have nice day.
Swords of Chagal
22-12-2003, 21:02
OOC:
Pwnica, you better watch out. I've felt DGNT's wrath(Actually, I haven't, but he's got all of the TA pics/unit, which must mean that he is good)
Dontgonearthere
22-12-2003, 23:41
OOC:
*looks scarey*
VirginIncursion
23-12-2003, 17:01
BUMP
VirginIncursion
23-12-2003, 17:02
We would like to purchase another 200,000 avenger star fighters.

700,000 * 200,000 = 140 Billion

* Money Wired *
Dontgonearthere
24-12-2003, 03:44
Items shipped, special holiday bonus of:
1 vial of Ebola
Kormanthor
30-12-2003, 09:10
Can I order another PileDriver, with the same setup? I'm trying to
build up my number of space fleets.
Dontgonearthere
31-12-2003, 03:32
See your TGs, sorry I was gone for so long, I got a nice holiday virus.
Dontgonearthere
01-01-2004, 22:52
Dodododododo....
Klington
02-01-2004, 01:59
I will have 1 Prefab base, that is black with red trim.
Comes around to 50,000,000.
And I will also have 200 Lightswords.
Comes around to 4,000,000.
So thats 54,000,000.
~Money Wired~
Telegram me upon confirmation
(please, most people dont do this, the telegram)
Dontgonearthere
02-01-2004, 18:32
reply which is not a confirmation.
Dontgonearthere
03-01-2004, 01:52
boing
03-01-2004, 02:19
I want 200,000 GLA Assault Suit (Heavy assualt version). 19,000,000,000 will be wired on confirmation. Also would I be able to send them back to you to turn into a different modle like the dessert one or space one?
03-01-2004, 02:19
I want 200,000 GLA Assault Suit (Heavy assualt version). 19,000,000,000 will be wired on confirmation. Also would I be able to send them back to you to turn into a different modle like the dessert one or space one?
Dontgonearthere
04-01-2004, 01:47
No refunds, and the suites cannot be converted, since that would cost more than simply buying a new suit.

Items have shipped. est. 24 hrs. delivery.
Kormanthor
08-01-2004, 09:16
bump
Bob the 3ed
09-01-2004, 04:48
have any more PBs
Dontgonearthere
09-01-2004, 05:09
PBs?
Bob the 3ed
09-01-2004, 05:11
planetbusters
Dontgonearthere
09-01-2004, 05:33
Got half of one...
Y'know, you could just by the guns and put them on your own ships, it would be cheaper. Or you could by some Dessicators. Dessicators are fun :)
Dontgonearthere
09-01-2004, 05:34
Got half of one...
Y'know, you could just by the guns and put them on your own ships, it would be cheaper. Or you could by some Dessicators. Dessicators are fun :)
Dontgonearthere
11-01-2004, 19:00
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Klington
12-01-2004, 01:23
2 'Ripper' MIG (Multiple Independant Gun)= 50 mil.
2 'Intimidator' long range cannon= 90 mil.
3 Prefab base= 150 mil.
10 Prefab bunker= 100,000
200 Various trap plans= 1400 (rounded the cents up.)
All together its 290,101,400.
~Money Wired~
Telegram me upon confirmation!
Dontgonearthere
12-01-2004, 02:21
Thank you for your order.
Dontgonearthere
18-01-2004, 23:51
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Dontgonearthere
19-01-2004, 05:20
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Kormanthor
02-02-2004, 08:25
Got half of one...
Y'know, you could just by the guns and put them on your own ships, it would be cheaper. Or you could by some Dessicators. Dessicators are fun :)

How much do you want for a planetbuster gun?
VirginIncursion
02-02-2004, 09:53
BUMP
VirginIncursion
02-02-2004, 10:10
We would like to purchase five Korogoth Ultra Heavy assault suits:
10,000,000,000 each X 5 = $50,000,000,000

Also Two Hundred Goliath Ultra Heavy tanks with Event Horizon Armour)
250,000,000 X 200 =$5O,000,000,000

Also One Thousand Viper medium hover tanks:
1,500,000 X 1000 = $1,500,000,000

Also Two Thousand Flash light tanks:
750,000 X 2000 = $1,500,000,000

Total = $103,000,000,000 Wired
Dontgonearthere
02-02-2004, 16:23
Got half of one...
Y'know, you could just by the guns and put them on your own ships, it would be cheaper. Or you could by some Dessicators. Dessicators are fun :)

How much do you want for a planetbuster gun?

Check the store, but I think you want:
II. 'Intimidator' long range cannon
PRICE: 45 million per cannon
Intended to be a cheaper alternative to the GC5000 mounted on Pile Drivers this cannon
takes up less space and is more effective on ships, delivering a plasma charge at very long
ranges, the actual cannon is roughly 40 yards from end to end, and mounts its own power
generator

You wont have to make huge modifications to your ships to mount it.
Kormanthor
03-02-2004, 12:57
Is the 'Intimidator' long range cannon as powerful as the GC 5000?
Bonstock
03-02-2004, 13:01
How many people could your "City in the sky" handle? I have about 1.4 billion people that I might move to space.
Dontgonearthere
03-02-2004, 16:15
Kor: The Intimidator is actualy MORE powerful within certain ranges, as it is more tuned to ship-based combat, whereas the GC5000 was designed to blow up planets. The plasma shot of the Intimidator is about 16" (at full charge, partial charges are possible if you want to save energy or fire more quickly.) in diameter, and its area of effect (in space, it has not been tested in atmosphereic conditions) is about 50sqft, unless it breaks through the hull of a ship, in which case it really depends on the ships construction.

Bonstock: The CIS is modular, a basic 1mi X 1mi section can support 400 people, any more and the food and life support will need to be modified. It is self suffecient for up to two years.
VirginIncursion
04-02-2004, 09:01
We would like to order 100 'Intimidator' long range cannons.


* Money Wired *
Dontgonearthere
04-02-2004, 16:17
Items shipped, thank you for your buisness.
Dontgonearthere
07-02-2004, 06:00
The BUMP cannon:
A large cannon which launches topics, rate of fire is set at 1 per ten seconds, if you have more than one window open, overuse may result in Moderator action
Price: Its free, really.
Dontgonearthere
08-02-2004, 01:27
bumpishness
Klington
08-02-2004, 03:57
1'Microspace' storage system-- 50,000

1City in the Sky platform--500,000,000
-Sci-lab------------------ 16,000,000
-Garrison----------------- 50,000,000
-Defences-----------------259,000,000
Total: 725,000,000
National Budget: $1,706,292,720,000
Dontgonearthere
08-02-2004, 04:02
Items shipped, thank you for buying GLACORP.