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LORD SHIPLEY, RULER OF THE HOLY EMPIRE

06-12-2003, 01:40
Salutations, gentleman and ladies. I am LORD SHIPLEY, ruler of the HOLY EMPIRE OF LORD SHIPLEY. I am honored to state that my Holy Emire is BLAZING through the ranks of nations, and will soon be the most powerful nation in the world. . .

When the clock strikes 12 on the fortnight of a month, I SHALL BE RULER OF THE WORLD! Blood will spill on those who try to stop me, for my army of religious fanatics is growing stronger every day. They are willing to die for their leader! Beware you brave few who try to stand up to me . . . there will be NO MERCY SHOWN. All those who wish to avoid this bloodshed and join my grand army shall telegram me with a propasal. . . I am located in the region of KURAST, and we are looking to increase are strength. There in Kurast you will find an evil brotherhood unlike anything ever created by man! COME FOURTH MY FOLLOWERS, AND LET ME LEAD YOU INTO POWER!

KILL 'EM ALL, LET GOD SORT 'EM OUT!

SHALOM!

-Lord Shipley, ruler of the HOLY EMPIRE
New Kirkwick
06-12-2003, 02:13
To the leadership of Lord Shipley, Greetings:

While your bravado may be of use within Kurast, we suggest, in the most friendly manner, that perhaps you take a more moderate stance in your relations to the international community. You and your region-mates, if my information is up-to-date, have a grand total of 24 million souls within it. Even a small imperial dominion like New Kirkwick would have a real chance at defeating your region in total. Do you think it wise, then, to cast yourself against thousands of nations and trillions of people.

As a friendly bit of advice, some moderation and prudence may help your Holy Empire much better than the blood and iron of your speeches.

With Respect,
Dominion Governor Buckley, Dominion of New Kirkwick (RCO).
06-12-2003, 03:00
06-12-2003, 03:00
Perhaps you do not know who you are dealing with, Master Dominion Governor Buckley. You are a brave individual indeed for speaking of matters with such imputiny to I, Lord Shipley. My initial posting was not a vow of war, oh no my friend, it was merely a declaration of a day when all will bow to my nation as RULERS OF THE WORLD. When this doomsday comes, you will be spared no mercy Dominion Governor Buckley. I look forward to our next meeting, eh?

This is merely the beginning . . .

- Lord Shipley
Eredron
06-12-2003, 03:12
Lord Shipley,

With regards to your recent declaration, the Dominion of Eredron and Her Principalities wishes to make certain her position. Your statements are viewed as hostile towards the citizens of the Dominion of Eredron, and a threat to her national security. Furthermore, your attempts to rally support for your planned wars of aggression are considered intolerable; as such, we urge you, using the strongest language, to reconsider your actions and position.

I await respectfully for your response,
Lord Consul Supreme of the Dominion of Eredron
06-12-2003, 03:16
Dear Mr. Shipley,

Why do you hunger for war and blood? My first point: war is bad. My second point: your nation would have to have more people in it than the tens of thousands of other nations willing to stand against you which would take days, but as your nation grows so will everyone elses leaving you vastly outnumbered. Just give up war become a hippy and all wil be good, man. All we are saying is give peace a chance. So I say that boobs are so much better than bombs so just give up the latter. To take on the world would be your death. I wouldn't fight you unless I had you. SO GET OUT....... your pen and sign a world peace treaty! :)
Imperial Forces
06-12-2003, 03:21
Imperial Forces laughs at Lord Shipley

-Grand Master Roac, The Sacred Empire of Imperial Forces
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06-12-2003, 03:43
We shall see what becomes of our fates. . . perhaps I shall not lead this revolution that I prophesize, but I WILL be the spark who ignites it. I will not forget those who have spoken out against my nation. . .

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names"

- Lord Shipley
Kurlej
06-12-2003, 03:45
Dear Lord Shipley,
Wait another 4 years and then i might reconsider your offer. Until then I have more important matters. Farewell.

~President Kurlej
06-12-2003, 03:50
Lord Shipley, you are rather hasty in your demands for war, eh? It seems that a revolution will no doubt arise in the next few months, but perhaps a peaceful one can be obtained. The People's Republic of Powerful Chi does not wish any harm to be done to our beautiful world and its inhabitants. We do not wish to fight, but we shall if world peace is threatened. It seems our fates our intertwined, Lord Shipley. We shall meet again.

There is now way to peace. Peace is the way.

- Representative of the People's Republic of Powerful Chi
06-12-2003, 03:59
:( Shipley, honestly, you try and recruit me. Your total region sums up to a grand 44 million people. I'm nearly 5x as big as your entire region. Dont even bother, if a small nation such as mine could destroy your entire region.
Eredron
06-12-2003, 04:01
OOC: I must commend you; while the idea of you taking over the world is absurd, and one constantly reiterated by new nations, at least you did it in a somewhat mature and RP-ish manner, without the customary threat of 400000 N00KZ!!1!!!!1!!!!
06-12-2003, 04:09
Eredon, I thank you for the compliment. You shall be spared when the Revolution begins. . .

The days of peace and slumberous calm are fled.

And for our country't is a bliss to die.



-Lord Shipley
Eredron
06-12-2003, 04:31
You shall be spared when the Revolution begins. . .
-Lord Shipley

Finally, I'll be able to sleep now without the specter of certain doom hanging over my head!


8)
10-12-2003, 01:13
Yes, you cetainly shall. Is that a bit of sarcasm I catch though? Lord Shipley looks down upon this. . . take that in consideration when the revolution begins. . .

To be strong is to be heartless.

Bless the revolution.

- LORD SHIPLEY, RULER OF THE HOLY EMPIRE
10-12-2003, 01:15
To avoid confusion . . . I am on my "friends" account, so please ignore the Powerful Chi tag. He is but a pawn in my bid for world dominance.

-Lord Shipley