NationStates Jolt Archive


Elves given freedom from persicution

Aust
05-12-2003, 21:42
Today in Aust city thousands elves flocked on to the street after hearing they were freed from percicution. However this information was false in every street michine guns were hidden and they opened fire kill hundred. Any wounded were taken to the Ministry of Truth and torched before being thrust into room 101 and killed.
The survivors will work in our coal mines as hewers and hurriers, slaves to be percise. If you want to purxhise any just ask.
THIS IS THE END OF ELVES IN AUST
Thunderstraat
05-12-2003, 21:46
I don't usually make fun of bad grammar, but this is just too rich...
Thunderstraat
05-12-2003, 21:47
Sorry.

Thunderstraat officially condemns your actions. Elves are much better used in the military as involuntary suicide soldiers.
Aust
05-12-2003, 21:48
I don't usually make fun of bad grammar, but this is just too rich...
You should see corpsac...
Aust
05-12-2003, 21:50
Sorry.

Thunderstraat officially condemns your actions. Elves are much better used in the military as involuntary suicide soldiers.
Yes well I was using them for that then they went into hiding. So I coxed them out and shot them. They will help towards the productivity in Aust coal mines as slaves and they will die after 3 or 4 months from stavation.
Who loses? (I mean who important loses)
Lagrange 4
05-12-2003, 21:52
Such waste. I would have welcomed them for medical testing as my miserable R&D budget can't allow for paid test subjects. :cry:
Aust
05-12-2003, 21:59
You can still buy some call: 01753 752 628
Aust
05-12-2003, 22:00
You can still buy some call: 01753 752 628
05-12-2003, 22:03
Our nation must condem your murder of the elves only because they were elves and for no other reason.

We also condemn your muder of the elves even if they were enemies of the state, as you didn't use our dissent reduction service (inquire for details).

OOC: Over all, "BOO! BOO!"
Aust
05-12-2003, 22:08
Our nation must condem your murder of the elves only because they were elves and for no other reason.

We also condemn your muder of the elves even if they were enemies of the state, as you didn't use our dissent reduction service (inquire for details).

OOC: Over all, "BOO! BOO!"
Why? They were enermy of the state. 'Dissent reduction sevice'? (What?)
05-12-2003, 22:16
Our nation has recently started a service to reduce dissent in interested countries, without their having to deal with the international consequenes. So far, we have had two nations as customers and have reduced dissent by 2,000 hippies and one opposition organization. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=99974&highlight=)
05-12-2003, 22:20
"Daggoth retches to your and anyone elses violent actions against elves. Elvish prosecution is taken seriously to the eyes of Nicoli (Daggothian President.)

Daggoth has opened it's gate for any elves wishing to flee to Daggoth.

Stop your actions or we will be forced to intervene with force!"

http://silverfrogs.free.fr/starcraft/heros/stukov.gif
-President and General Nicoli Zorgeuf
Leader of the Federation of Daggoth
05-12-2003, 22:24
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: omg this is to funny!!! LMAO! MICHINE!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
06-12-2003, 14:26
Yea, that's what i thought :wink: .

Anymore elves i see tortured will have me involved.
Aust
08-12-2003, 22:15
Yea, that's what i thought :wink: .

Anymore elves i see tortured will have me involved.
HAHAHAHAHA! Sure you can have the surviving slaves they have 10 days to leave or be enslaved! 3 months have past and most are dead from the mines anyway. I will send you them
Thunderstraat
09-12-2003, 16:57
You should see corpsac...
:lol: The spoon guy? hehehe...
Aust
11-12-2003, 15:23
You should see corpsac...
:lol: The spoon guy? hehehe...
Agreed.
11-12-2003, 15:33
Let it be known that Luminari is willing to act as a haven for the persecuted Elven people of the world. We have a large elvish population as it is, and they are a fine and noble race.

We feel that we should forewarn those elves of the male gender that we are a practicing matricarchy, however.

I, personally, am willing to thumb-wrestle anyone who opposes our views.

A'jahira Sula'an
Speaker of the Fifth House
CorpSac
11-12-2003, 17:07
I don't usually make fun of bad grammar, but this is just too rich...
You should see corpsac...

hay i have a reson y i cant spell grrrr...(mumbles).....anyway at lest i try
Chronosia
11-12-2003, 17:43
Chronosia declares itself as a haven for persecuted elves and indeed people of all races, species and creed. However, Chronosia will also not stand by and watch the elves succumb to persecution,...Chronosia will declare war on any party who openly seeks to slaughter entire races...You have been warned, the USSC will not stand for fascism or eugenics.
Chronosia
11-12-2003, 17:43
Chronosia declares itself as a haven for persecuted elves and indeed people of all races, species and creed. However, Chronosia will also not stand by and watch the elves succumb to persecution,...Chronosia will declare war on any party who openly seeks to slaughter entire races...You have been warned, the USSC will not stand for fascism or eugenics.
Thunderstraat
11-12-2003, 19:02
It's okay, I know this Dutch guy who's even worse.