05-12-2003, 20:57
In order to intimidate the stupid UN proposal banning landmines, the non-UN nation of Nanakaland will put landmines in unfarmable wastelands that no one goes to unless they try to invade my nation.
All nations are advised that landmines are cruel and unnecessary devices to civilian populations of nations around the world. These weapons indiscriminately maim and kill civilian targets. When conflicts end, landmines pose a serious threat to farming and render large portions of land unuseable.
Response - My landmines will go into unusable wasteland that couldn't be farmed, anyways.
The expense and difficulty of removing landmines after hostilities cease means that farmland and other areas might never be useful to populations for any enterprise.
Response - My landmines are in wastelands and need no removing, anways.
For this reason the immediate banning of the use of landmines in conflicts carried out by UN counties is called for.
Response - I will not use my landmines in conflict, they'll be up all year round - 24/7. Oh, AND I am not a UN nation.
If you need anymore loopholes, just ask me. Also, I need to purchase some landmines.
All nations are advised that landmines are cruel and unnecessary devices to civilian populations of nations around the world. These weapons indiscriminately maim and kill civilian targets. When conflicts end, landmines pose a serious threat to farming and render large portions of land unuseable.
Response - My landmines will go into unusable wasteland that couldn't be farmed, anyways.
The expense and difficulty of removing landmines after hostilities cease means that farmland and other areas might never be useful to populations for any enterprise.
Response - My landmines are in wastelands and need no removing, anways.
For this reason the immediate banning of the use of landmines in conflicts carried out by UN counties is called for.
Response - I will not use my landmines in conflict, they'll be up all year round - 24/7. Oh, AND I am not a UN nation.
If you need anymore loopholes, just ask me. Also, I need to purchase some landmines.