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we declar war on you

you want to attack us if thats what you wish i will asembel my alies to counter all atacks

This ought to be good...*cough*...actually it'll be pretty bad.

now, now. don't you remember being like them at one point?

Actually, I can't :roll:

I will help you bumalot
Land of Joy

of couse you are we are allies

I knew that LOL
Land of Joy is happy people thou

Geez. who are you guys?

I'd go check up your dossier, but... I don't wanna. give me the basis of what your country's stand for, and why you are fighting.

Maybe I'll throw my VRAF Stealth fighters behind one of you.

Maybe...

the klingon faction will join the war with world war

Seran will get front-row seats, lotsa food n beer and sit back and enjoy.....

ha how did you like that atack on world war huh i sent 2 battle crusers to bomb you

Geez. who are you guys?

I'd go check up your dossier, but... I don't wanna. give me the basis of what your country's stand for, and why you are fighting.

Maybe I'll throw my VRAF Stealth fighters behind one of you.

Maybe...

i wouldnt want you in my part of the war with psicotic dictatorship

i whould join but our wepons are to powerful

now now little nations. the most either of you could have in your military are 3 crazed hippies with pea shooters.


You never know, i could help one of youas if.

but apart from that

*pulls out popcorn and starts selling tickets to a n00blet fight*

Seran will get front-row seats, lotsa food n beer and sit back and enjoy.....

front row seats cost $10 each

*continues selling tickets*

*Lt. Zofia, second in command of Edenstein walks up to the gates of the n00b fight with a lawn chair, a bag of popcorn a small cooler and a romance novel she has been reading, she pays the ten dollars conitunes in, she starts grumbling about how n00b fights used to be five dollars. She sets her stuff down, and gets out the lawn chair, she sits down facing the general direction of the fight and opens her popcorn, she see's Seran over to the side and offers him a can of Edenstein Ale. She then sits back and relaxes, waiting for the main event to start*

Zofia: Hey everyone! Anyone taking bets on this one?

*She remembers back to when Edenstein was this young, and then shudders, realizing that they wern't this bad*

Zofia: Hey everyone! Anyone taking bets on this one?




ill bet you $20 that this just ends up in a flame war

*Zofia looks in her wallet and sees that she brought $40 bucks with her*

Zofia: I'll take that Lapse.... lol what would consitute a flame war in your book?

*Zofia looks in her wallet and sees that she brought $40 bucks with her*

Zofia: I'll take that Lapse.... lol what would consitute a flame war in your book?

hmm, weell say when they start saying how stupid each other is

*Zofia thinks for a minute and laughs*

Your on... hey btw you want an ale? *reaches into her cooler and offers one*

hey notice something about all the Nations joining in? It's their first topic, for all of them. Makes you wonder...

hey I need seat too!pays 10$.ok can I get 2 bags of large popcorn and 2 large sodas?here is a 100$ now go fetch me some of that food and drink oh and a bottle of beer too.

Where did all thes people come from?
The Bumalots is a great region. We will fight for our peace. We will not serve any one.
Land of Joy

Nations created 1 day apart and their first posts.
I hope this is not what I think it is.

"Hey, sir? We got some new nations gearing up for war, sounds like a puppet fight." an Intel aide said.
"Hmm, where's that giant honkin' can 'o' N00bRaid®?" VP Sandler asked. "These guys are like roaches! They're everywhere!"
"We have several cans ready to launch, sir. One for each n00b."
"Okay, launch 'em!"
*A giant slingshot with the cans of Raid throws them inside the nations' borders, and the cans open up to reveal the spray*
"That oughta kill 'em!"
-------------------------
VP Bryan Sandler
http://www.anime-universe.com/Pictures/nowandthen-side1.jpg

Noo! we want to let them fight! im not paing $10 just to watch them be sprayed to the ground! *opens a beer* anyway, where were we?

*Zofia looks up from her Romance novel long enough to see Seran then goes back to her book*

Sadly, a lot of world leaders irl are people like the thread starters. :?

Hopefully its a real fight, then we have an excuse to test out our armed forces for the first time.

with betting what are the odds 2 to 1 or something like that. Ill pay for a first row seat.
* Sits in front row and waits through the previews*

I'll wager $1000 on the short guy...

or the smaller nation. whoever it is.

5-7 odds. who will take it?

*Lt. Zofia looks up from her book long enough to see the growing throng of people coming to the match, she takes out a Dr. Pepper from her cooler*

Zofia: When did you guys get here? *she takes another drink of her Dr. Pepper*

bumalot has takin massive damege from that raid spray :roll: now for you world war i intend to take over your wrothless nation with my most powerful wepons the mega partical beam canon

*Zofia hears about the mega partical beam canon and she raises her eyebrow from her book, she sets it down and gets out her palm pilot and calls back to Edenstein*

Zofia: Lt. Zofia to C&C come in please
C&C: Yes we are here, what can we do for you? Are you enjoying your leave?
Zofia: Yes, its going ok, but do me a favor, Arm the IGNORE cannon at Junon, we may just have to use it,
C&C: Who are we obliterating Mam?
Zofia: Bumalot, but hold your fire until I give the command..
C&C: Yes Mam, C&C out.
*Zofia puts away her palm and picks up her book again*

the grand universe will not stand for the use of OUR tech used in this war the maga partical beam canon is ours and we dont want it used. stand down or we will move to world war

oh and bumalot just because you have access to our tech dosent mean you can use it. and you havent even made the machine gun yet

LOL losers come on over grand universe we can smash them to pices LOL :twisted:

hey no come on now we need you grand universe plz help we need to stop there evil ways thay want to concor us then every one turst me i need to use the maga partical beam canon it means life or death

we are going to send our 15 bird of pray's to attack land of joy in 10 hours

I feel kind of faint with that bug spray.
Now what I dont understand is how you silly people are against Bumalot we are innocent region

Helpppppppppppppppppppppppp we need lots of help

no more talk we need to strike now

Premier Rerek Gordonovich stumbles up to the ticket counter carrying a collapsible life-guard chair. He seems a bit unstable, as usual. "I'll have two tickets for myself and Mr. Sauce! Mr. Sauce likes the n00bs." The rhesus monkey climbs from one of Rerek's coat pockets to another and screams all monkey-like. So cute, monkeys be.

We need help lots of helpppppppppppppppppppppp

i am sending 5 heavy cursers and 10 battle ships thou space to atack there bird of preays i will lead the atack my self

Oh I owe you our lifes.
Land of Joy gets on there knees to praise bumalot.

"Whazzit, 20 dollars? Lemme see..." He checks a few pockets and finds a crumpled wad of bills and some chunks of metal. "Will you accept $14.36 and twelve ounces of manganese? Huh? HUH?"

*goes through wallet and finds 20 bucks*
"2 seats for me, 5 bucks that this will become a godmod war, and 5 bucks for popcorn and beer."

Geez. do you guys know how to RP?

I'll see your $5, my dear sir.

Mine?

We are sending out our fighters to defend our Land of Joy and Bumalot region.

You go do that.

Mine?

Sure. don't you wnna bet on how much this thread will suck?

thats it i am using maga partical beam canon on you world war and klingon faction :twisted:

Duh. It will become something like this

"I LAUNK 435324533 NOOJKS!"
"WELL I LAUNK 5429734573484546 NOOJKS!"

And possibily some good RPing.

OOC- C'mon 1 post away from 1,000 :(

Perhaps there should be some sort of scale to determine n00bish-ness. Like some sort of formula incorporating the stupidity of n00bish parties, length of flame war, posts until flaming starts, etc... Would be easier to bet on, yes?

what is that?

Or we could show my little graph

NOOBS / DECENT RPers
-1000 / 1,000,000

That's my formula :D

Sadly, it is more like

NOOBS/DECENT RPers
450000/50000

Yes sadly.

ok give up world war you lose

ok you win your to powerful for us :(

thats it i am moving to my own region now

damn!!!! didnt end in a flame war...


pays up bets :(


oh well, i still made about $50 from entrance

and i thin k a formula to find out how much of a godmoder a person is would be:

(Posts as godmoder/total posts)* (number of people in military/total population)*number of n00kes the person has =amount of godmodish


the higher the number the more of a godmoder they are

*Zofia collects her money and starts to pack up the stuff that she brought with her when she stops*

Zofia: Any of you doing anything after this? I've still got a few days leave left....

*Zofia collects her money and starts to pack up the stuff that she brought with her when she stops*

Zofia: Any of you doing anything after this? I've still got a few days leave left....


i was about to scalp more tickets to n00b fights