Canadistan Intraregional Discussion
Jewmaica
05-12-2003, 01:57
Due to the constant fires that make our current system of international communication last about 10 messages, all Jewistan related discussions should be addressed here.
First on the agenda, the Humanitarian Act to eliminate all Frenchman from the region.
The Humanitarian act must be passed unopposed! Any nation voting against it will be assumed to have placed themselves in a state of hostile relations with Cocalombia!
Jewmaica
05-12-2003, 02:02
The terms of the Humanitarian act are as follows.
Each country is required to form a militia/army whose purpose is to seek out Frogs and capture, humiliate, torture, castrate, and kill any Frenchman tresspassing in Canadistan.
In the case of French women, soldiers can rape them in any way you want, but they must wear a condom. We don't want the French bloodline to be strengthened.
Also, there is a war between Howdylvania and Jewistan. Please wage that here as well.
Cocalombia is hereby enacting sanctions which will deplete Communazistan and Jewistan's cocaine supplies by refusing to supply them with a flow of alternative pharmaceuticals.
If any actions are taken along the lines of killing people based on their ethnicity, Kahta will have no choice but to respond with EMP warheads (I am modern tehc, they are possible). I will make every object in your country obsolete when electronics cease to work.
We do not require "electronics" to grow the coca beans that make our most delectable export! Your threats do not instill fear in the fearless lords of Cocalombia!
Cocalombia is hereby enacting sanctions which will deplete Communazistan and Jewistan's cocaine supplies by refusing to supply them with a flow of alternative pharmaceuticals.
:twisted: <-- That is Cocolumbia
:mrgreen: <--That is Howdilvania
War. Excellent. Revolution, praise-worthy. Destroy your nations and invest in Imperial.
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Howdilvania
06-12-2003, 16:52
bah mights as well get in on this discussion... the reason i waged war on "jewistan" is because one it is a blatent rip off of our founding nation... and i have proof that the leader of jewistan is one who is totally against intermarrige and other such things. Hence i can't stant such biggotry i decided to wage war.
Messages to this region shall be put forth with correct grammar and forms of speech, Howdilvania.
I concur on the matter of the Humanitarian Act, which I propose we term Bill 1, however I believe it should be ammended so as to not result in the destruction of our region by any pro-frog anti-frogdeath regions. I propose we merely institute a 500% tax on anyone of french decendence who wishes to lodge in our hospitable domain.
Jewmaica
07-12-2003, 21:02
I come bearing good news.
The Great Satan, the vertically challenged and charlatannic nation of Jewistan has been abolished from our holy Canadian desert wasteland.
Long live the true nations of Canadistan.
If this ethnic cleansing does not stop, I will have no choice but to napalm your precious cocoa, and bomb the living sh*t out of your major cities.
Jewmaica
07-12-2003, 22:30
No ethnicities have yet to be cleansed. In fact, the circumstances surrounding this issue no longer exist, so I move that this act be dismissed.
i move tokarev become a smarter minister, and not so quick to violence, at risk of being shunned, und dann er eine Krankenschwester brauchen wird.
Howdilvania
09-12-2003, 02:52
i move tokarev become a smarter minister, and not so quick to violence, at risk of being shunned, und dann er eine Krankenschwester brauchen wird.
and you got mad at me fot bad spelling and grammar
you realise, howdilvania representative, that you are a stupid moron to the nth degree? notice what i said was in a different language? and ironically enough, "...mad at me fot bad spelling..."
i rest my case, you stupid git.
Kamrad Stalin
10-12-2003, 05:50
Eliminate all the Frenchman!
Kamrad Stalins nation would be pleased no no Honoured to have some part in that doing.
Send over all the Frenchman you wish and they will be exterminated accordingly. :twisted:
Excellent! on behalf od Canadistan, I thank you for your support.
Kanuckistan
10-12-2003, 08:05
OOC: Hey look, a region who's name strongly paralells that of my own nation, and it's full of itty bitty nationstates, too.
That's almost cute, in a roundabout, semi-eccentric sorta way... Kinda.. maybe not.
Jewmaica
11-12-2003, 03:57
My fellow Nationeers. I feel as though our noble region has lost its path. On the road to oppression and psychocracy, we must remember to go forwards not backwards, upwards not forwards, and always twirling, spiraling, swan diving, cartwheeling, and pelving thrusting towards dictatorship.
To set our nation back on its course, I suggest the following regional social reforms:
1. Each group of people, as determined by alphabetical order, is to be restricted to one colour per day. For instance, on Tuesdays everyone with last name beginning in A-D must wear yellow.
2. We must set up an international eugenics program in order to combine the greatest genes of all Canadistani nations into one superrace.
3. All surgical tubing is to be confiscated from hospitals and relocated to a Jewmaican factory where several tennis ball launching catapaults will be manufactured. These are to be the official weapon of the Canadistani Defense League.
4. The Canadistani Defense League shall be established. This will involve various citizens of the region getting together then getting drunk of their respective behinds and flinging tennis balls and elastic tubes at each other.
5. A massive underground network of one-man subway lines is to be engineered and constructed. We shall use our poor downtrodden labourers for this.
Anyone with me?