05-12-2003, 00:49
Mr. Moneybags, a former resident of Park Place, has been declared dictator for life of Monopolyland, on the continent of Parker Brothers. Present at the coronation were: Shoe, Cavalry Guy, Cannon, Tophat, Shovel, and Car. He promised to 'Make sure the poor have 2 houses on every property', and 'new hotels will be built!'