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I DECLARE WAR ON EVERYONE! MY COUNTRY IS SICK OF.. I DON'T KNOW BUT STILL! WE ARE SICK TO DEATH OF PEOPLE! WE WILL DESTORY THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

My my, I want to point out problems with this but I know not where to start.

good luck buddy

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In before the lock/ban/delete.

Thank you for supporting my Postcount, mR. b00n.

Can't wait to see who gets the honors of this one.

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This should be stickified to show what not to do. :wink:

well now i get his name death and SUICIDE

Stickie for this might be good or just give out this link to all new nations.

This, for some reason, reminds me that the "StupidWhiteBoy is nuked" post that was in the Archive forum.

Upon hearing this, the All-Powerful Nation of Plaxtonia has mobilzed all forces on active standby and are departing to invade and destroy Death and Suicide.
To start things off,
[100] B-48 Kestrel Bomber (simmilar to B-1)
[200] FB-23X Black Widow
[500] F-23X Wildcat
[1500] A-10 Thunderbolt II
[60] KC-10 Extenders
[80] F/A-117X Nighthawks
[120] F-33B Phoenix
have been sent on a strike inside Death and Suicide

A naval group is preparing to leave for DandS's shores, its strength is noted here:
[1] Norad Class Battleship
[1] Iowa Class Battleship
[1] Rommel Class Battleship
[1] Halder Class Batteship
[1] Adelie Class Battleship
[1] Constellation Class Battleship
[1] Excelsior Class Battleship
[1] Hurricane Class Battleship
[1] J-Class Grand Battleship
[1] King I class Battleship
[1] King II class Battleship
[1] Warrior class Battleship
[12] XB-ASWFF Anti-Sub Frigates
[20] XB-JMB Guided Missile Destroyer
[8] Taylor Class Destroyer
[20] XB-MPC Multi-Platform Cruisers
[3] XB-HSC Class High Speed Catamaran Aircraft Carriers w/ 75 a/c each
[2] AAMB Arsenal Ship
[18] XB-ASV- Advanced Support Vessels (Oiler, Ammoship, Destroyer/Sub tender, Multi-product replenishment ship all in one)
[100] XB-HSV (high-speed sea-lift ships)
[30] Seawolf Subs with 2 Manta fast attack minisubs each
[20] XB-ASSN-V- Advanced Sub Surface Naval Vessel w/ 2 Mantas each

Upon hearing this, the All-Powerful Nation of Plaxtonia has mobilzed all forces on active standby and are departing to invade and destroy Death and Suicide.
To start things off,
[100] B-48 Kestrel Bomber (simmilar to B-1)
[200] FB-23X Black Widow
[500] F-23X Wildcat
[1500] A-10 Thunderbolt II
[60] KC-10 Extenders
[80] F/A-117X Nighthawks
[120] F-33B Phoenix
have been sent on a strike inside Death and Suicide

A naval group is preparing to leave for DandS's shores, its strength is noted here:
[1] Norad Class Battleship
[1] Iowa Class Battleship
[1] Rommel Class Battleship
[1] Halder Class Batteship
[1] Adelie Class Battleship
[1] Constellation Class Battleship
[1] Excelsior Class Battleship
[1] Hurricane Class Battleship
[1] J-Class Grand Battleship
[1] King I class Battleship
[1] King II class Battleship
[1] Warrior class Battleship
[12] XB-ASWFF Anti-Sub Frigates
[20] XB-JMB Guided Missile Destroyer
[8] Taylor Class Destroyer
[20] XB-MPC Multi-Platform Cruisers
[3] XB-HSC Class High Speed Catamaran Aircraft Carriers w/ 75 a/c each
[2] AAMB Arsenal Ship
[18] XB-ASV- Advanced Support Vessels (Oiler, Ammoship, Destroyer/Sub tender, Multi-product replenishment ship all in one)
[100] XB-HSV (high-speed sea-lift ships)
[30] Seawolf Subs with 2 Manta fast attack minisubs each
[20] XB-ASSN-V- Advanced Sub Surface Naval Vessel w/ 2 Mantas each

don't waste it on this godmoder

I will do as I please, he has not godmodded... yet.

As that New AvalonX is not a war nation,we will not send reinforcements to help Plaxtonia. But,as that we are against starters of War,New AvalonX will help supply all troops with supplys.

10 Thousand Pounds of food,and water Per week.

Laptops to the required amount asked by the nation so that troops may keep contact with family.

Medical supplies to the required amount asked by the nation.

And anything short of weapons will be transportered to Plaxtonia's troops.

So shall it be.

Rocvis Octav
President of The United States of New AvalonX

Upon hearing this, the All-Powerful Nation of Plaxtonia has mobilzed all forces on active standby and are departing to invade and destroy Death and Suicide.
To start things off,
[100] B-48 Kestrel Bomber (simmilar to B-1)
[200] FB-23X Black Widow
[500] F-23X Wildcat
[1500] A-10 Thunderbolt II
[60] KC-10 Extenders
[80] F/A-117X Nighthawks
[120] F-33B Phoenix
have been sent on a strike inside Death and Suicide

A naval group is preparing to leave for DandS's shores, its strength is noted here:
[1] Norad Class Battleship
[1] Iowa Class Battleship
[1] Rommel Class Battleship
[1] Halder Class Batteship
[1] Adelie Class Battleship
[1] Constellation Class Battleship
[1] Excelsior Class Battleship
[1] Hurricane Class Battleship
[1] J-Class Grand Battleship
[1] King I class Battleship
[1] King II class Battleship
[1] Warrior class Battleship
[12] XB-ASWFF Anti-Sub Frigates
[20] XB-JMB Guided Missile Destroyer
[8] Taylor Class Destroyer
[20] XB-MPC Multi-Platform Cruisers
[3] XB-HSC Class High Speed Catamaran Aircraft Carriers w/ 75 a/c each
[2] AAMB Arsenal Ship
[18] XB-ASV- Advanced Support Vessels (Oiler, Ammoship, Destroyer/Sub tender, Multi-product replenishment ship all in one)
[100] XB-HSV (high-speed sea-lift ships)
[30] Seawolf Subs with 2 Manta fast attack minisubs each
[20] XB-ASSN-V- Advanced Sub Surface Naval Vessel w/ 2 Mantas each
In addition, Chult will join in a (temporary) alliegence with Plaxtonia, and voulenteers the following units:
[1] Division of specially trained paratroopers
[3] Divisions of Marines, specially trained for amphibous landings
[1] Mechanized Infantry division
[1] Heavy armored division
To be used in conjunction with the Plaxtonian Navy and Airforce against Death and Suicide(and Death and suicide ONLY), while still under command of Chultan commanders :wink:
"DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE ME!"
Spartan22x(my screen tag everywhere else) :wink:
EDIT: bear with my spelling, it is 1:00 AM here :roll:

Warning to Chult's forces: Steer clear of major military installations and cities as we will be bombarding them heavily for the next fewe days, almost non-stop.

Das Uber Deutschland is arming its nuclear arsenal in defense of our country. Do not even consider attacking Das Uber-deutschland.

On a side note, for all you UN anti-nuclear ninnies, if he attacks, I wont wipe out his entire country (or region for that matter). Ill specificaly attack his military instalations and command bases with tactical nuclear weapons (bunker busters, etc.). We will not wast resources by sending in valuable men.

Please do not launch nuclear weapons, we wish to conquer the nation Death and Suicide, occupy the land, rape the women and exploit the resources, please don't spoil the bounty which we are about to reap with radiation.

In addition, after combat operations have cesied, Chult will provide
one [1] mechanized infantry division
one [1] calvalry division
one [1] infantry division
for peacekeeping duties, preventing terrorism, and preventing the gross explotation of D&S's people and resources

The Decagon (Royal Isochron Defence HQ) initialises one of its GoldenEye satellites, with the strike on the enemy (Death and Suicide) due in 4 hours.

To respond to this threat we have mobilized the following:

1 front row comfortable seat
1 bag of popcorn
Several bottles of beer.


Let the noob fubar follies commence!

Why spen millions on costly Goldeneye satelites when u can buy JSA EMP weapons fittied in conventional ICBMs and bombs http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=60159 :evil:

Hey, we can advertise our weapons of mass destruction on this forum? sweet.

Check out the details on the Omega Pulse at:

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2277290#2277290

You will not dissappointed, and it will be up for auction within the next coule of weeks.

pssst, whats happening in here anyways :?:

Merida's military security level has been raised from 1 to 2, meaning there is an elevated risk of attack. Merida would like to offer 500,000 ground troops to occupy Death And Suicide in conjunction with the Plaxtonia/Chult allliance. We await word from Plaxtonia, if they agree to our postwar plans we will gladly give to order to send the troops out.

Please do not launch nuclear weapons, we wish to conquer the nation Death and Suicide, occupy the land, rape the women and exploit the resources, please don't spoil the bounty which we are about to reap with radiation.

ooc: lol, thats the most truthful pretext for invasion I've ever seen :lol:

This will be...interesting to say the least. Anyone know of any other petty, overly agressive nation we can pit him with? It would be like two chickens pecking each other to death! Entertaining! :lol:

Gee! I have been searching for a target to test our new ICBM, "Sebu".

Sgt. Putin: "Comrade Colonel, silo zero-one is ready."
Col. Kalinin: "Open the silo! 30 seconds for the launch!"
Sgt. Putin: "Yes, Comrade colonel!
Lt. Reschovsky: "This is Reschovsky from control tower. Engines check. Fuel check. Ready for launch."
Col. Kalinin: "Fire! Fire!"
The missile launched and departed to the republic of Death and Suicide.
Col. Kalinin: "Launch complete. Comrade, get me a cup of coffee.

Ps. Don't worry, i did let some test targets to you tho. I only loaded around 100 tons of "stuff" there :P

Merida, please send your forces to a small Island near to Death and Suicide which we have set up as a staging area, once the massive bombardments cease, and we send our occuping force we will assist in thier transport into Death and Suicide.

may i complement you on your spelling of 'declare' correctly. Most n00blets alwasy spell atleast 7 words wrong in the title. Which is kinda wierd considering that the titles oonly usually have 3 words, and the posts even less

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*prepares ultimate weapon of mass destruction launcer*



*loads launcher*


prepare to launch

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*fires peashooter at death and suicides eye*

Owned!

OOC: Sits back, and allows others to destroy irritating n00b for once.

Congratulations Plaxtonia on your conquest. One less annoying noob around.

great job!I was about to send my force but when I saw this reply I stoped them and was happy that a noob was taught about the power of other nations.so how much can I pay ya to buy the city?

Upon hearing this the Holy Empire of Atzeri wishes to aid the Plaxtonia by sending.

5 Divisions of Infantry
Including 1 Division of Airborne Soldiers
3 Heavy Arm Divisions
2 Naval Fleets

It is the way of our Soldiers not to readily assist Soldiers of other Origins. I ask the other nations to be patient with them.

I hope by aiding these nations strong alliances maybe formed.
Feel free to contact us.

Per Order Of.

Ministry of War
Holy Empire of Atzeri

Signed and approved by the Emperor.

Atzeri I don't mean to burst your fun but I think you can't have that many men.

why do you want to declare war on everyone

Some git bombed everything before i even got a look in.
Look at these poor suckers they all glow in the dark!
Where the hell was the UN?

Incidently i see lots of people using nukes and thus far our country has had numerous failed attempts in getting hold of any. Anyone want to straight up sell me some WMD?

I DECLARE WAR ON EVERYONE! MY COUNTRY IS SICK OF.. I DON'T KNOW BUT STILL! WE ARE SICK TO DEATH OF PEOPLE! WE WILL DESTORY THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

well, well, that's quite an attitude for an 'inoffensive centrist democracy'!

As that New AvalonX is not a war nation,we will not send reinforcements to help Plaxtonia. But,as that we are against starters of War,New AvalonX will help supply all troops with supplys.

10 Thousand Pounds of food,and water Per week.

Laptops to the required amount asked by the nation so that troops may keep contact with family.

Medical supplies to the required amount asked by the nation.

And anything short of weapons will be transportered to Plaxtonia's troops.

So shall it be.

Rocvis Octav
President of The United States of New AvalonX :D :D

and i declare im bored so thanx peeps who done rp wit me but ma legs all better now wich means i will stop goin on ma computer thingy and get bak 2 the gym and ma mates i hope what ever made you lot play this will get better sonn cos i feel like a geek playin this so cya later everyone if u lot over 18 and r up for gettin p***** and live some where near norfolk in uk let me kno some how (dont know how) im only 15 but ma mates mite accept u but u will get layed by the older girls ;) so hope u kno erm.. ur eh hem is big cya :D

I don't get it. How can you go to war and make alliances and set up armies! How can you do this? :?:

You get used to it after a while. It's all roleplayed. You just have to make it make sense, or else they're think you're godmoding and they'll kill you, By the way, where is DandS?

Merida, please send your forces to a small Island near to Death and Suicide which we have set up as a staging area, once the massive bombardments cease, and we send our occuping force we will assist in thier transport into Death and Suicide.

Excelent, all we ask is the right to set up mineral mines in DandS. The troops have started moving out and an official declaration of war has been issued (unusual I know, but Merida hasn't had an official war in decades). The majority of combat and support troops should be to the staging island by the end of the month, Meridan Time. Thank you for taking up this agressor on his threats. Soon he will be out of power and a peaceful and worldfriendly government will take over.

amazing, just totally amazing, that a fly can squeel its feeble breathe and nations in here come in force.

(prepares the fly swatter......SMACK)

there, DandS is no more. and I did not even mobilize, silly me.

Atzeri I don't mean to burst your fun but I think you can't have that many men.



Sorry, I thought we just jump on the bandwagon and start rping without limitations. :?

np I was just like you

Wow, even I can beat Death And Suicide...but I'm too busy (or should I say, lazy) to attempt to try to figure out my military...

The major combat phase in this war is over, so Chult hereby withdraws its troops except for the afformentioned specially trained peacekeeping units.

What say we all go for a round of beer or 2 to celebrate our victorious... victory?

Valient Royal Crown Vodka is the best!!!

What say we all go for a round of beer or 2 to celebrate our victorious... victory?

Valient Royal Crown Vodka is the best!!!

7 and 7 for me please

Done, my friend!

:wink:

All of Merida's troops are in place and over the next few days they will be spreading across DandS to ensure the safety of major facilities and to supress any remaining resistance.

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And here I was thinking is was inappropriate RP practice to announce the losses of another nation while commited to a war with them. TECHNICALLY, its not over until he conceits to defeat. TECHNICALLY, it hasn't even started because he hasnt announced forces.

Really though, I dont care. As far as I'm concerned he's dust.

IC -

You've done the world a favor, Phyrric. Here, have a cookie.

*Gets popcorn, sits down, and turn on NS-CNN to watch this n00b overkill*

:wink:

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And here I was thinking is was inappropriate RP practice to announce the losses of another nation while commited to a war with them. TECHNICALLY, its not over until he conceits to defeat. TECHNICALLY, it hasn't even started because he hasnt announced forces.

Really though, I dont care. As far as I'm concerned he's dust.

IC -

You've done the world a favor, Phyrric. Here, have a cookie.

OOC: You're right. I only posted about my troops going to occupy after someone else posted that they invaded in DandS already. I don't think DandS is ever going to show anyway, so we might as well rp the war and if he comes back we'll press one big reset button.

Let me share some advice with you little-uns. You notice, death and suicide hasnt posted to this thread since he started it yes? This is called a troll. All they do is troll the forums and post things like this to get reactions.

Surprise surprise he got reactions. Advice, shut the hell up let the thread die and watch as this troll disappears back into the void of losers and wanktards.

Written and Spoken by the OOC ministry of Iraqstan. "Every day we find another post!"

Oh, I think I will do something drasticly diferent. I hereby declare PEACE! If you do not submit to my demads IMMEDIATELY I will have to assume that a state of PEACE exists between our two nations. and you shall best be warned that pretty soon ppeace may break out in isolated pockets, maybe spreading to the whole world! Imagine all the pain, the sufferng (to arms manufacturere) should global PEACE break out.

*Ulonov sits watching in his office the new show on Spike TV, ULTIMATE N00B OVERKILL and starts munching on some pop corn*

My Empire send 2,000,000 troops with 12,000 leclerc tanks , 6,000 planes
4 fleets of 60 boats.

Général LEPLANG
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to help keep the citizens of that nation from going crazy and attack I will send 50 infantry.

How can I set up my army and go to war???? Do I just get out my Military book and right down that I hve 2,000,000 T-72 Tanks or something?? Is it OK if I can have 999 MiG29's and 5,000,000 tomahwk cruise missiles? I just don't get it! Whats all this selling weapons thing? Do you just make the whole thing up or something?

Yours Truly,

Kevin

Member of TITO and UN.

Please don't do that, Arcana, you'll put me out of the job. Think of all the childeren who will be starving on the streets because they can no longer earn a living by working in a factory making tools of death :roll:. War or Peace... People suffer.

<I know the flaws in saying that, just go with it>

PS> Kevin, read the stickied threads at the top of this forum before doing anything about anything.