In an unadulterated act of generosity (or madness), the Kaiser has declared that all the Attican Military Secrets (IE secret projects) will be unveiled to the people, and that a great museum, with one of every weapon ever developed, and in depth digital looks at every war that has ever taken place in history, shall be built. And the Museum will be built in gold from the Attican Mountain Range.
Hearing about the Kaiser's generousity, aging but noble Emir Robert Hun has done something somewhat similar. He converted an old warehouse into a library, which has in it only one book. The book is open to be read by the public, and it contains some of Olavia's most precious military secrets. However, in accordance with national policy, anyone who goes so far as to read the book will be hung as a spy.
To the Kaiser of the Attican Empire, Emir Hun is sending a box of tacos, declaring them to be "the best tacos money can buy".
*the tv flicks off* well then... get somone in there! *a few aids scramble around, making calls and filling out papers, dictator nick sits in his chair and begins to laugh* the fool...