NationStates Jolt Archive


Free Money for All Banks

04-12-2003, 04:05
To express it's extreme generosity (and to curtail future theft), the Attican Empire has chosen to donate 2 bars of pure gold (worth 1000KLM, or 2000USD) to every bank in the world. (Remember that Attica is mining one of the largest gold deposits in world history.)
Varessa
04-12-2003, 04:10
On behalf of the Varessan Central Reserve, I thank you and your nation for your great generosity. The world would be a better place if more nations acted with such selflessness on a regular basis.

Insignificant as the US$2000 may seem to each nation or bank, the sum that has just left Attican coffers is nothing short of staggering. If you ever require a favour, I will do my best to sway the Varessan cabinet to assist Attica in any way we can.

Kind regards

Treasurer M. Hannaford
Varessan Central Reserve
Jeruselem
04-12-2003, 04:16
We'll take your offer. Gold is good especially at $US400 an ounce!
The Zoogie People
04-12-2003, 04:16
Waaaaaaaait, what? There are 97,000 nations! :)

You are extremely generous. :lol: Off-the-charts. Unbelievably generous. How in the world did you afford this?

I would think up a more IC and formal response, but I don't have time now...but thank you for the generous donation. :P
04-12-2003, 04:17
Shiny gold yay! Give it! :evil:
imported_Skepticism
04-12-2003, 04:22
All 6,731 commerical operations within the USSS that we classify as "banks" thank you for your mighty generosity, especially because they don't know that the gold will be seized by the government when it arrives in the mail.
The Zoogie People
04-12-2003, 04:34
^
Are we allowed to do that? How many banks would my country of $20 mil have realistically?
04-12-2003, 04:34
The nation of Cant-ada thanks thee for thy mighty gift. The gold was melted down and is now being hammered into a new throne for our noble king.
Zarathoft
04-12-2003, 04:43
GOLD GOLD GIVE ME GOLD!!!!!!!!! I WANT THE GOLD!!!!!!! lol, Thank you for your generostity, the nation of Zarathoft thanks you dearly.

The Kindom of Zarathoft
Stone River
04-12-2003, 04:44
Stone River is humbled by your genorisity, even though your donation will be largely unnoticed in our huge GNP. :)
04-12-2003, 04:51
What a bunch of foolish fools you are. By giving the money to everyone there has been no net change in the nations' wealth!

All of you have been had by a clever political ploy to enhance your view of the Attican Empire. All they did was make your own currencies inflate tremendously. Huaaz.
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
04-12-2003, 04:57
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
04-12-2003, 04:58
Der Fuhrer Dyszel
04-12-2003, 04:59
We accept your most kind and generous donation and in return would have given you money, but seeing that money is not your main concern, we find it more appropiate to repay you with a year's supply or Bourbon and Bons Bons and the rights to call on the military troops of The Dictatorship in times of need. Please except your return favor.
04-12-2003, 05:13
OOC: Be back tomorrow. Our sump system is clogged and our basement kinda flooded, we gotta clear it out so i can go to school tomorrow. Everyone needs a shower!
04-12-2003, 05:16
We only have piggy banks.

About 3 billion of them.

Now hand over the gold.

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04-12-2003, 05:30
The National Bank of Tyrador, The Tyradorian National Bank, the First National Tyradorian bank, The Bank of Tyrador, SpruceValley Bank, CityWide Banking INC, United Bank of Tyrador, The First International Bank of Tyrador, Tyrador Savings and Loan and 7,300 other banks graciously accept your offer. :twisted:
Itinerate Tree Dweller
04-12-2003, 05:30
The nation of ITD thanks you for this generous gift. If you like, we can open further trade between our nations. Perhaps a shipment or two of uranium???
-President of ITD-
04-12-2003, 05:33
The governemtn of Inauna expresses its gratitude and is grateful for the generous donation made by the government of the Attican Empire.
We hope this opens the door for peaceful and fruitful negotations between both nations.
Commerce Heights
04-12-2003, 05:35
The banks of Commerce Heights have decided to use the gold to hire individuals to exchange the gold for currency in the nearby nations of Lontorica and Tarraconesis. The money will be pooled and given to the Commerce Heights government for use in bribing the people of Tanah Burung to stop accusing the people of Commerce Heights of bribing World Cup officials. :twisted: