NationStates Jolt Archive

Foreign Press Secretary of Rolony

Earlier today the Armed Republic of Rolony's own esteemed Emperor made the following anouncement in an emergency press conference, after the "Scrotrot Conference" ended its penultimate day in talks with several of the communist and anti-democratic nations of the world:

"I, your Emperor and Supreem Overlord 'Il Rolo' have had enough!!! I am fed up with the world and it's democratic states. I am sick and tired of hearing threats from a distant foe demanding the disbandment of the Alliance Against Democracy and Capitolism, and being the TRUE oppressors of freedom."

The Emperor carried on to give a final brave message to the world:

"I urge all the communist states, all the neo-communist states, all the anti-democratic and right-winged states..we must smash democracy once and for all!!!"

This move came at a time when the steadily progressing aggressive foreign policy of Rolony has been ever-growing. Most recently passing a law allowing the regime to sped 50% of governement entire funds per year into research and technological improvements in military weaponry.

The "call" has already been welcomed and agreed by the Oppressed Peoples of Greenstead and the Republic of Fobar Island.

The Scrotrot Conference reaches the end to a exhilirating week for Rolony, tomorrow.

Most recently passing a law allowing the regime to sped 50% of governement entire funds per year into research and technological improvements in military weaponry.


GM President Teo McGrath, upon hearing the comment, instantly collapsed and broke into a fit of uncontrollable laughter. Several aides instantly came running upon seeing the President fall, and were worriedly asking what was wrong. "N-n-nothing.....wrong....country....expects...to...survive....with half budget....going to military....," he managed to gasp, before breaking into another bout of laughter.

OOC: This the Armed Republic of Great Mateo, I was having log in problems on my main nation.

Persentd Shinji slowly tucked the take recoder in his pokect. He had infutrated the Scrotrot Conference. He had taped Armed Republic of Rolony Emperor's speach and his was now going to take it to the UN

The Armed Republic of Rolony does not fear the pitiful attempts of the UN, and does not regard spending 50% of its budget on military matters a laughing matter. But one which other democratic states shoul take caution from.

Your a riot kid! Remind me to keep an eye on you to do other stupid stuff like this. And by the way your people will probably starve, or will obviously be pretty pissed and your economy's in the crapper.

Our forces out number you therefore there are many democratic countries outnumber non-democratic think of what you say and think before you do.

Ambassador to Rolony

The Stonies Assembly votes immediate embargo on all military equipment to and from Rolony. Monitoring of Rolony military activities is initiated.
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As the general heard the speech by Rolony's leader he almost chuckled somewhat. "Send them a message warn them not to do anything that would bring war with democratic countries"

Encrypted Transmission to Rolony-
The Current leader of Comdidia would like to give you some advice. Do not openly attack democracy. Unless you think you can win against hundreds of countries i think it is best to just resent it and most likely join one of the many anti-democratic alliances. We would not like to see a fellow country that hates democracy fall because of some bad decision. Be careful where you tread.
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