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Christian Brothers,

We need volunteers from other Christian nations (JW and Mormons are not Christian, but are wolves in sheep clothing) so that we may spread the Word. We are a peaceful nation designed to deploy and finance missionaries.

Best Regards,
The Federation of UML

Malajhaliza would be glad to supply some missionarys. But how many do you need?

Malajhaliza would be glad to supply some missionarys. But how many do you need?

We deploy and finance missionaries all over the world. Any donations or missionaries are wanted. Missionaries build schools, churches, and hospitals in countries - especially poor ones. Missionaries also preach.

EDIT: We also build and finance missions (entire villages/towns established by missionaries) in 3rd World Countries.

Absolutely. Hopefully my gracious region, the Isle of Believers, will help with this wonderful cause.

The Righteous Armed Republic of Quarka shall donate (not as slaves, of course, but by their own volunteering) a total of 50,000 fully ordained, trained, and self-defense able ministers who are willing to risk their lives in the face of danger for the will of God.

In addition, Quarka shall donate $5 billion to this cause, which is equivalent to $100,000 per missionary. This may be used by your organization as it wishes, so long as it is for the purposes of the missionaries.

But I shall also warn you as I do to all nations of apparent benevolence:IF, however, I am to hear or discover that your country has used the money for anything other than the missionaries and spread of the Gospel, I shall come down with a heavy hand on your tiny nation. However, I doubt this will happen. :)

Be sure to Private Message me often with the status of the missionaries, or post on our message board so that we may be informed!

God Bless, and fare well!

In response to this, the Rogue Nation of Exonerate will be sending its educated people to other countries to educate them regarding modern science, so that they will not fall victim to the brainwashing myths told by the missionaries. An expected 200,000 people are expected to attend, and we would welcome other nations to conduct a joint-effort to prevent the spread of one of the most oppressive religions the world has ever seen.

Enforcing your religious beliefs on people? Just make sure that none of your missionaries ever come close to Aequatian Sovereign Waters... or you and they will pay dearly for their ignorance.

Cheers and Good Day.

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Premier Bomfy
Centrist Republic of Aequatio

If you or your missionaries attempt to convert one person from our national religion of Paganism, you will be severely punished.


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Prime Minister Nathan Hurst
The Armed Imperium of Fyreheart
Member of United Emirates

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The Nation of Naz1s supports the spread of Christianity to the farthest reaches of the earth, and so will donate $20 Billion to the cause.

We will also provide well armed personal bodyguards to missionaries in exceptionally dangerous areas that don't trust THAT much in God for protection.

The one thing that bugs we the most are the people that push their religons on to others.

Some of the darkest moments in history are the results of people pushing their religon on to others.

The Nation of Naz1s supports the spread of Christianity to the farthest reaches of the earth, and so will donate $20 Billion to the cause.

We will also provide well armed personal bodyguards to missionaries in exceptionally dangerous areas that don't trust THAT much in God for protection.

Your guards will not be enough if they try to come to Tappee. They will be arrested on sight

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The Christian Senatoriat will be sending a total of:

(400) Missionaries

Some of these missionaries, indeed, have received Doctorate degrees from several universities around the world and in Sniper Country, one of which being Lehigh University. Many are trained in the fields of Biochemistry and Molecular Biology. Some are also in the field of Paleontology. Many of these will counter the myth of evolution, in response to Exonerate's counter- a flawed one at best.

We also counter this 'oppressive' name for Christianity. Some of these missionaries are very athletic, as in such fields of rock climbing and skydiving. Flying lessons, surfing- almost anything one could want we have available to offer.

Thank you, and good day.
The Rogue Nation of Exonerate finds it very ironic that Sniper Country claims that evolution is a myth, then cites that it has many trained professionals in the field of biology. Obviously, their degrees are worth that of Kent Hovind's degree which is manifactured. We contend that our average High Schoolers will be able to refute the fallacious arguments rifled with pseudo-science with ease.

Christianity has been responsible for much bloodshed. The Salem Witch Trials, the persection of the Jews, the Crusades to name a few. Christianity is a monotheistic religion; by definition they only have one god, meaning they are inherently intolerant of any other religions. Their "Holy Book" is an set of outdated laws and customs that have long become antiquated.

The Rogue Nation of Exonerate eagerly awaits the release of the hopefully upcoming Bible 2.0, in which many bugs will be fixed. And remember, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Edit: Damn Typos.

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OOC: Admittedly, I get scared when I think about evolution because it means that there is no God, and everyone will just die.

Virgin Atlantic, my company, is willing to donate a large sum to support these missionaries. All living expenses of the missionaries will be covered by Virgin Atlantic, up to $25m a year.

Richard Branson
CEO of Virgin

Um, Sniper Country questions the sources of which Exonerate pubishes its findings. [Maybe check out Dr. Michael J. Behe, for example.] We find it quite easy to overcome the myths of evolution, such as homology, to name one.

And Michael Behe is a theistic evolutionist. Regardless of what he thinks, there is still much evidence for evolution, and none for creation.

Christianity was not the cause of these events you named, intolerance was. Many [myself included] tolerate other religions, as we [myself included] have many good friends whom are Muslim, Atheist, Agnostic, Buddhist, Hindu, and many others.

We recognize that there are Christians of reason, but that the religion as a whole, is still intolerant. The people of the Salem Witch Trials believed that the witches were involved with the devil, a part of their religion. The persecution of Jews in the past was largely popular because there was a sense that they were collectively responsible for the sufferings of Christ, whose existence we accept; but only as a historical figure. The Crusades was a series of wars aimed at slaughtering the heathens.
In fact, in a statement made by a previous Pope, the taking of the Holy Land was a secondard objective to the destruction of the Muslims.

We also ask that you re-read the Bible, and restate your statements on the sets of out-dated laws and customs. We find this to definitely not be the case for much of our religion. We ask, if the laws of Christianity are outdated, murder should be legal?

We find that laws banning the use of mixed fabrics, stoning people based on sexual orientation, and the use and transaction of slaves to be absurd and cruel to the greatest possible degree. Laws against killing are not exclusive to Christianity; there is no society that exists that condones murder.

We believe the Bible 2.0 is already out, called New International. We find it to be a great upgrade from Bible 1.0, King James. :o

[Exonerate, would you happen to have MSN?]
Yes, we would actually consider the KJV to be a step backwards, much like Windows ME...

OOC: I've got MSN... I can telegraph it to you if you'd like.

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Christian Brothers,

We need volunteers from other Christian nations (JW and Mormons are not Christian, but are wolves in sheep clothing) so that we may spread the Word. We are a peaceful nation designed to deploy and finance missionaries.

Best Regards,
The Federation of UMLDarn right we aren't "Christian." [I'm Mormon.] I would be ashamed to be another spin off of the Catholic church.

BTW, that is the definition i assume you are using... Christian=Spun off of catholicism

Christian Brothers,

We need volunteers from other Christian nations (JW and Mormons are not Christian, but are wolves in sheep clothing) so that we may spread the Word. We are a peaceful nation designed to deploy and finance missionaries.

Best Regards,
The Federation of UMLDarn right we aren't "Christian." [I'm Mormon.] I would be ashamed to be another spin off of the Catholic church.

BTW, that is the definition i assume you are using... Christian=Spun off of catholicism

Actually, it's more like Catholocism=spun off Paganism. But who's counting?

we fully support the UML and we will donate 500 million to its cause. Just promise me that you won't force anything on anyone. To make sure of this, I would like to send an observator from my country to watch your moves. thank you.

Arch-Magus J.R. read over the report about foreign missionaries. As leader of a rich and powerful nation such things did not bother him, after all isn't that what police are paid for. If that was his only responsability then he would simply leave it at that. But he is also the head of the Church of the Red Dawn, and they could pose dangerouse to the Church's expansion into foreign nations. Yes, he would definatly need to expend some resources too keep an eye on these fools. "Please summon Cardinal Typhon to my office. I have need of his services."

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A few days later a band of ragged looking refugees arrive in the Federation of UML. They barge their way past the beuracrats and the compassionate alike, and into their leaders office "We heard you are looking for missionaries. We have a unique tale about the power of faith under the harshest conditions, and we ... we would like to help."

Christian Brothers,

We need volunteers from other Christian nations (JW and Mormons are not Christian, but are wolves in sheep clothing) so that we may spread the Word. We are a peaceful nation designed to deploy and finance missionaries.

Best Regards,
The Federation of UMLDarn right we aren't "Christian." [I'm Mormon.] I would be ashamed to be another spin off of the Catholic church.

BTW, that is the definition i assume you are using... Christian=Spun off of catholicism

Actually, it's more like Catholocism=spun off Paganism. But who's counting?lol in case you haven't figured things out yet, Crack is bad for you ;)

To make things clear, the missionaries will only go to nations in which they are allowed to. All of the donation money will go to the missionaries.

The Muslim Theocracy of Detroit Condemns this blatant act of spreading Heresy to the outlying reaches of the planet. When the whole world comes under Islam then there will truly be peace

OOC: I'm agnostic but this is a fundementalist Regime.

Any nation that attacks a soverign peaceful nation, such as the UML, for predeguce (sp?) reasons - especially when it is religiously triggered - will get the force of Nanakaland (popualation 888 million) on them. This also goes for those who invade athiest, Muslim, or Jewish, etc... nations just because of religion. Other reasons for invasion are exceptable by our nation.

We will donate 2.3 billion dollars to the UML. If they don't spend it on misisonaries, we will force the money back out of the nation.

Warning: Any missionaries entering Exetonian Territory will be executed under exetonian Laws for a State Crime. That is all.

We will allow your missionaries into our country, as long as they do not use aggressive or destructive conversion tactics. If we find our streets littered with Anti-Mormon propoganda, or find ads for Anti-Mormon seminars (Or anti any religion seminars) we will kick them out (per religion of course).

Oh, and no Baptists.

The Muslim Theocracy of Detroit Condemns this blatant act of spreading Heresy to the outlying reaches of the planet. When the whole world comes under Islam then there will truly be peace

OOC: I'm agnostic but this is a fundementalist Regime.

Watch your words. You should not condemn it, it is ridiculous to condemn a peaceful action as this.

Missionaries not only spread Christianity, but besides that, they help out, they are truely peace-bringers, they happen to be Christian, but does that affect the fact that they actually help people?

I find your statements very offensive. When the whole world comes under Islam, all the women will be subordinate, wearing veils, and people will blow themselves up in school if they don't like what they are being taught.

Wow, what a peaceful world. :roll:

Any nation that attacks a soverign peaceful nation, such as the UML, for predeguce (sp?) reasons - especially when it is religiously triggered - will get the force of Nanakaland (popualation 888 million) on them. This also goes for those who invade athiest, Muslim, or Jewish, etc... nations just because of religion. Other reasons for invasion are exceptable by our nation.

We will donate 2.3 billion dollars to the UML. If they don't spend it on misisonaries, we will force the money back out of the nation.

OOC: There is no way for you to have that many people. I looked and your nation and it says that, however, I question how you would possibly have so many people in only a month(legally), and in addition, why it is a number with 3 same numbers. 8-8-8....someone's been cheating.

How did you get so many people? What subversive tactic did you use? You've been around since early November, we've been around since June and we have in the low 900-millions range.

EDIT: I looked back at your post record and apparently you were "resurrected". How did this happen? It makes you look like a cheater to be having such a large population with such a recent founding date, so you should email Max Barry and ask him to fix that, or tell the NS forum mods. Sorry about the confusion.

Any nation that attacks a soverign peaceful nation, such as the UML, for predeguce (sp?) reasons - especially when it is religiously triggered - will get the force of Nanakaland (popualation 888 million) on them. This also goes for those who invade athiest, Muslim, or Jewish, etc... nations just because of religion. Other reasons for invasion are exceptable by our nation.

We will donate 2.3 billion dollars to the UML. If they don't spend it on misisonaries, we will force the money back out of the nation.

OOC: There is no way for you to have that many people. I looked and your nation and it says that, however, I question how you would possibly have so many people in only a month(legally), and in addition, why it is a number with 3 same numbers. 8-8-8....someone's been cheating.

How did you get so many people? What subversive tactic did you use? You've been around since early November, we've been around since June and we have in the low 900-millions range.

EDIT: I looked back at your post record and apparently you were "resurrected". How did this happen? It makes you look like a cheater to be having such a large population with such a recent founding date, so you should email Max Barry and ask him to fix that, or tell the NS forum mods. Sorry about the confusion.

Sigh. Nanakaland was created on March 16th, went out of existance and then was resurrected by a mod. There is no cheating. Someone hasn't been following the forums.

Any nation that attacks a soverign peaceful nation, such as the UML, for predeguce (sp?) reasons - especially when it is religiously triggered - will get the force of Nanakaland (popualation 888 million) on them. This also goes for those who invade athiest, Muslim, or Jewish, etc... nations just because of religion. Other reasons for invasion are exceptable by our nation.

We will donate 2.3 billion dollars to the UML. If they don't spend it on misisonaries, we will force the money back out of the nation.

OOC: There is no way for you to have that many people. I looked and your nation and it says that, however, I question how you would possibly have so many people in only a month(legally), and in addition, why it is a number with 3 same numbers. 8-8-8....someone's been cheating.

How did you get so many people? What subversive tactic did you use? You've been around since early November, we've been around since June and we have in the low 900-millions range.

EDIT: I looked back at your post record and apparently you were "resurrected". How did this happen? It makes you look like a cheater to be having such a large population with such a recent founding date, so you should email Max Barry and ask him to fix that, or tell the NS forum mods. Sorry about the confusion.

A mod resurrected me while my nation went out of existence. I quit in April and was resurrected in November. That is why my popualtion is so messed up. I was founded in March.

EDIT: How did the new nation of the UML know all of that? The UML must be a secondary nation of another nation.

We are not searching trouble with you good friend, but if you even try to speak your 'Word' in our country, you will be finding your selve in lots of trouble. Our country learned from Nietzsche's lessons and we detest any kind of religion.

Regards

East-Europe

I think they made it really clear in their other thread. They will only send their missionaries with permission.

I think they made it really clear in their other thread. They will only send their missionaries with permission.

I have read it and I thank you for Your intrest and hospitality

Sincere

East-Europe

The Kingdom of Airbordia would like to offer the services of the sole remaining Chapter of the Knights Templar to protect these devout clerics being sent forth to instruct the heathens and heritics. Currently we have 100,000 Knight brothers that can be deployed outside of our borders.

Johan Jong
ArchBishop of Caer Branburg
Patriarch of Airbordia

The Kingdom of Airbordia would like to offer the services of the sole remaining Chapter of the Knights Templar to protect these devout clerics being sent forth to instruct the heathens and heritics. Currently we have 100,000 Knight brothers that can be deployed outside of our borders.

Johan Jong
ArchBishop of Caer Branburg
Patriarch of Airbordia

We thank you. God bless you for your kindness.