03-12-2003, 17:21
Your new home - IN THE SALT MINES, THAT IS!
Atmospheric and generously sized salt mine accomodation located on south facing slopes now available, thanks to the benificence of our most sharply dressed Eater of Worlds.
Generous wages*, an excellent benefits program*, competitive working hours* and access to the exercise pound, all in one fantastic employment package. Chip away at the walls from within your own home, at once enlarging your living room and increasing the production of the recently nationalised salt industries!
This package represents an excellent way of improving your working conditions*, as well as giving something back to the nationstate which has brought you compulsory military service, and public executions 24/7!
Applications welcome forthwith via pressgangs and abduction.
Contact your closest indoctrination shed for details.
*=compared to death
Atmospheric and generously sized salt mine accomodation located on south facing slopes now available, thanks to the benificence of our most sharply dressed Eater of Worlds.
Generous wages*, an excellent benefits program*, competitive working hours* and access to the exercise pound, all in one fantastic employment package. Chip away at the walls from within your own home, at once enlarging your living room and increasing the production of the recently nationalised salt industries!
This package represents an excellent way of improving your working conditions*, as well as giving something back to the nationstate which has brought you compulsory military service, and public executions 24/7!
Applications welcome forthwith via pressgangs and abduction.
Contact your closest indoctrination shed for details.
*=compared to death