Akimi Corporation wants YOU!
Send us your undesirables so that we may turn them into ideal employees! Akimi will take anyone under the age of 50. We are even willing to pay for them!
The corporation of Akimi will take anyone able to work. Children, orcs, elderly, the homeless. The truth is, you don't want them around, and we are willing to put them to good use! Why not give Akimi Corporation a try?
Leader! You are the sun and the moon! We are like mold beneath your feet, our lives are nothing when compared to you! Oh leader, you are amazing... :cry:
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Our lord and master, president of Akimi Corporation, Alan Akimi
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Subtle slave labour... Intresting.
Seems like a legit C 8) orporation to me!
Like the Mafi.... Garbage Unions.
Akilliam
03-12-2003, 16:32
oh great... more... animae*.
*Meant to misspell that, felt like going Roman today.
oh great... more... animae*.
*Meant to misspell that, felt like going Roman today.
OOC: Those pictures are easier to find 8) , its must simpler to find a Manga picture for something than an actual photograph.
IC: Remember, employees sent to use are taken good care of!
oh great... more... animae*.
*Meant to misspell that, felt like going Roman today.
OOC: Those pictures are easier to find 8) , its must simpler to find a Manga picture for something than an actual photograph.
IC: Remember, employees sent to use are taken good care of!
Well how many photos are there of weird people holding sceptors covered in a luminescant auro? Try typing that into Google:!:
We will give you 100 war criminals, just send your own transportation.
Thankyou Zenti! i'm sure we can turn them into ideal employees!
orcs u have orcs well we will offer 200 elves for 100 orcs.
CorpSac
Akilliam
03-12-2003, 19:28
That's a dangerous thing to do CorpSac...
Menelmacar
03-12-2003, 19:32
orcs u have orcs well we will offer 200 elves for 100 orcs.
CorpSac
Congratulations, the nation of CorpSac has been added to the Gravitic Battle Fleet Ortillery Whistlestop Tour.
You have precisely twelve hours to live.
Unless, of course, you cease these practices of slavery, repeal any and all statues, laws, and regulations that discriminate against the Elven people, hand over all government officials engaged in the practice of slavery to Menelmacari justice, release all the Elves in your nation to move elsewhere, and give them sufficient reparations that they might start a new life - the equivalent of forty thousand Menelmacari credits per individual should be sufficient.
Oh, and, what the heck, you can hand over the rights to the oilfields in Western Navascuez, too.
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Tor Yvresse
03-12-2003, 19:41
Congratulations, the nation of CorpSac has been added to the Gravitic Battle Fleet Ortillery Whistlestop Tour.
You have precisely twelve hours to live.
'Is it rude to sell Coffins in these circumstances?'
'Yep'
'Good'
Congratulations on your recent fortune. The grav Fleet whistle Stop tour is a non-stop roler coaster ride, with thrills spills and death...
In sort I'd change your stance rather quickly... Besides 200 Elves for 100 Orcs, if nothing else the council is insulted by the pathetic exchange rate of elves to Orcs. really it appears your government is filled by the stupid.
Farseer Council
Akilliam
03-12-2003, 19:45
The Empire of Akilliam wishes to affirm its strong stance with Tor Yvresse and Menelmacar. This barbaric practice can not be allowed to continue. We will join our friends and allies in this effort unless your governments agree to the terms before you.
If you do not agree, you will learn to fear the power of Menelmacar and Tor Yvresse. If you do not agree, our Legions will roll you up and crush you under foot.
Fear the Eagles
Imperator Cominus
Akimi doesn't practice slavery! We simply take in peoples who are not wanted elsewhere. CorpSac, if this WAS slavery, orcs may be stronger, but they're lack of intelligence far outweighs that. We're running a corporation not a mine. Our employee love it here!
"I love it here..." Age: 8 Brandon Foster, Human Research and Development assistant
"Leader makes happy..." Age: 13 Krush, Orc security
"The working conditions are superb..." Age: 90 Arwil Night Flyer, Elf consultant.
They are happy here, they choose to stay. Our service to the community is outstanding. Can any of your nations say that they have 100% of the population housed and working? With all the violence in the world, Akimi offers people the chance to be safe and free, can you do any better? I think not!
On a sidenote we are currently trying to branch out the company. Any takers?
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Our Founder
Leader! You are the sun and the moon! We are like mold beneath your feet, our lives are nothing when compared to you! Oh leader, you are amazing... :cry:
We offer Akimi Corporation 10 convicts on Death Row. We can see that you will surely be able to reform these murderers.
We offer Akimi Corporation 10 convicts on Death Row. We can see that you will surely be able to reform these murderers.
We will most definately reform the convicts. If not, our president will hunt them down in the wilderness. :twisted:
Menelmacar
05-12-2003, 19:01
By the silence of CorpSac we can only assume they have decided, foolishly, to rebuff our requirements. Thusly, our formal response will be delivered shortly.
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