Revolutionary Advance in Hygiene Technology
Noitan Teppup
03-12-2003, 13:29
Noitan Teppup has revolutionised the world of hygiene as before now you could not wash in those hard to reach areas… well now we can! Our scientists have been working for years on our newest patented technology, Sponge-on-a-Stick.
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With a variable length and a reach you can’t match anywhere else, we have discovered that with the newest ideas of Stick Theory we can extend your reach and make cleaning easier for everyone.
Previously you had to stretch and stretch hard, which is proven to cause back damage and strain, but now with the new Sponge-on-a-Stick that is no longer an issue.
Revolutionise your hygiene with new Sponge-on-Stick, because everyone needs a extra hand.
Price (Retail): 8.99 USD
Price (Bulk): 700 USD per 150
imported_Foolish Pesants
03-12-2003, 13:42
We were wondering, could these so called "Sponge-on-a-Stick"'s have a more, Militiarsitc(sp) useage?
*Looks at the sponge on a stick*
Brilliant!
We'll take 1,500!
We will have the cleanest soldiers in the world!
Noitan Teppup
03-12-2003, 15:21
We'll take 1,500!
We will have the cleanest soldiers in the world!
Yes they will… and we will prepare the order to be catapulted to your nation to reduce postage and delivery costs once you throw $ 7000 (USD) our way…
Next in our line of Stick ™ technology is the Knife-on-a-Stick for your military needs and Brush-on-a-stick for painting ceilings, a great gift for your artists…
However, we regret to say that due to technical problems we are delayed in our Gun-on-a-Stick range…
We'll take 1,500!
We will have the cleanest soldiers in the world!
Yes they will… and we will prepare the order to be catapulted to your nation to reduce postage and delivery costs once you throw $ 7000 (USD) our way…
Next in our line of Stick ™ technology is the Knife-on-a-Stick for your military needs and Brush-on-a-stick for painting ceilings, a great gift for your artists…
However, we regret to say that due to technical problems we are delayed in our Gun-on-a-Stick range…
Catapults $7000 USD at you nation, tied into blocks of $1 USDs.
Noitan Teppup
03-12-2003, 15:37
Catapults $7000 USD at you nation, tied into blocks of $1 USDs.
Thanks to our net-o-money-catching we have caught your delivery without significant damage to any buildings.
Thanks for that, this is the fastest form of delivery we know, it doesn't work well with fragile items but thanks to our strong sturdy construction techniques the sponges can resist any amount of beating... providing it isn’t something like an axe…
We will now release this lever here…
TWANG
...and there it goes, we only hope it was aimed properly towards your own capturing facility…
Catapults $7000 USD at you nation, tied into blocks of $1 USDs.
Thanks to our net-o-money-catching we have caught your delivery without significant damage to any buildings.
Thanks for that, this is the fastest form of delivery we know, it doesn't work well with fragile items but thanks to our strong sturdy construction techniques the sponges can resist any amount of beating... providing it isn’t something like an axe…
We will now release this lever here…
TWANG
...and there it goes, we only hope it was aimed properly towards your own capturing facility…
"A catching wh-"
A loud squish is heard as 700 civilians are impaled by cleaning implements
imported_Foolish Pesants
04-12-2003, 13:49
So I thought! We, the Government of Foolish Pesants will take one launching facility, and 2000 sponges on sticks, so that we might clean-up the problems of other countries....
So I thought! We, the Government of Foolish Pesants will take one launching facility, and 2000 sponges on sticks, so that we might clean-up the problems of other countries....
Sure, would you like us to launch the launching facility? :D