NationStates Jolt Archive

"UN officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequent bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests."

Eizen Ranked 501st in this particular category, however this ranking cannot be entirely accurate, it could in fact be many times higher or lower.

By Order of his Imperial Majesty all UN Officials discovered within the Empire attemping to fill out these "administrative requests" were executed for espionage and as part of our Regional abolishment of the united nations.

In the Future, should the united nations seek to conduct business in Eizen, they had best use the ink and paper for their research Documents for their last will and testaments instead.

His Majesty encourages all nations to follow similar Anti-UN guidelines.

How much would it cost to bribe officials of your nation to make a “Noitan Teppup Day” celebration compulsory, a day in which doing “the monkey” is seen as lucky and as such is resented by the populace?

This said, for a million USD you can have my entire government wear ape costumes for a day… for 5 million you can actually have them advertise for you for that day…

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dbl posted :x

Perhaps your nation should consider how much it would cost to bribe my country not to annhiliate a pitifully small nation such as your own.

addendum:

The Emperor's pocket change would cover the prices you seek. How about for $50 million you allow Imperial Citizens free roam of your entire country and amnesty from all crimes for a month. whilst enforcing brutal civil rights restrictions on your own citizens.

More UN-sanctioned workers discovered to be operating illegally in our nation have been uncovered attempting to bribe customs officials as part of their survey.

Their executions will be performed in the Imperial Capital of Antares and the event will be broadcast Empire Wide. These fourteen men of undsiclosed nationalities have been sentenced to die by merciful extraction. Their blood types have been cross matched with those in need of organ donation across the empire. No anesthesia will be provided as the organs are extracted, those organs will then be immediately dispatched to the recipients with the hopes that the citizens will benefit more directly from these excutions.