NationStates Jolt Archive

CoC holds a State Funeral for Ex- Premier Wallace

Of the council of clan
03-12-2003, 00:07
::At the St. George Cathedral in Kent a Catholic Priest gives a sermon for the General and Former Premier.::

::As the pall bearers carry the casket out of the Catherdral, Charles his trusty bodyguard being one and Premier Malcolm being the other leading the casket, suddenly drops. There is a extremely large Bloody hole in his chest. and a few seconds later a rifle shot sounds. Then his head explodes with another rifle shot following it::

::The Casket drops and cracks open dumping what was left of the Premiers Body after the Plane Crash::

::There is panic and chaos as Defense Secretary MacMillan orders CoC Marines to fan out and search for the sniper and suddenly his Head Explodes with another shot following it. On a Rooftop about 2 miles away there is an explosion as the sniper commited suicide by detonating 2 5lb bricks of Composition 4::
Isselmere
03-12-2003, 00:58
On behalf of His Royal Highness Robert VI and His Isselmerian Majesty's Government offers its condolences to the families of the murdered and to the people of the Council of Clan.

May you find the murderer's co-conspirators swiftly,
The Rt. Hon. Geoffrey Walmsley, Prime Minister, MP, CS, KC
Isselmere
03-12-2003, 01:00
On behalf of His Royal Highness Robert VI and His Isselmerian Majesty's Government offers its condolences to the families of the murdered and to the people of the Council of Clan.

May you find the murderer's co-conspirators swiftly,
The Rt. Hon. Geoffrey Walmsley, Prime Minister, MP, CS, KC
Of the council of clan
03-12-2003, 17:09
::Acting Premier MacGregor holds a press conference::

Fellow Citizens of this Great Federation, it is apparent there is some disatifaction amongst the minor clans and their political representation. They have issued an ultimatum threatening an uprising if we do not return to a feudal form of government. Well this is the official government response. We are not surrendering this nation to these minor clans.

The Greater Federation thanks Isselmere for its concern.
03-12-2003, 17:24
Due to an administrative error, his most impressively sized majesty the Eater of Worlds wishes to inquire as to the location and time of the sniper attack upon your late leaders.

If it is found that the sniper was sourced from mercenary companies within his domain, his most underlit emperor Eater of Worlds requests that any remains and/or bank details are returned to his kingdom forthwith.
Of the council of clan
03-12-2003, 17:42
Due to an administrative error, his most impressively sized majesty the Eater of Worlds wishes to inquire as to the location and time of the sniper attack upon your late leaders.

If it is found that the sniper was sourced from mercenary companies within his domain, his most underlit emperor Eater of Worlds requests that any remains and/or bank details are returned to his kingdom forthwith.

I'm sorry but DNA testing proves this man to be a Ross Clansmen and of the CoC not from your nation

OOC: sorry dude, not one of yours