NationStates Jolt Archive

I, Raven, President of Falconry, hereby order every other nation on this miserable little planet, to HELP ME!! I have a problem. it is that I need other nations to share my troop training because my soldiers are getting very lonely out there.

Praetor Robert Eastman "Aww, isn't that cute? He's barking orders like I couldn't have the military wipe his puny nation off of the face of the Earth."