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Jason Vorhees, cost- 10,000 dollars

Date of birth: Friday, June 13th, 1946
Place of birth: Wessex County, Mass.
Race: Caucasian
Sex: Male
Height: 6' 3"(est)
Weight: 250lbs(est)
Hair: Blond, very little if any.
Eyes: Brown

Main Weapon- Machete
Fashion Statement- Goalie Mask
Movie Series- Friday the 13th

Resurrections- Drowned, axed in the head, impaled, heart eaten by an autopsy doctor, frozen in a block of ice for 500 years.
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Michael Myers, cost- 15,000 dollars

Main Weapon- Knife
Fashion Statement- his mask
Movie Series- Halloween

Battle Scars-

1. Hand into car window
2. Hand through door
3. Sewing needle into neck
4. Clotheshanger into left eye
5. Stabbed in chest with knife
6. Shot 6 times
7. Fell off porch balcony
8. Hand through window
9. Walked through glass door
10. Shot 6 times
11. Hand through glass
12. Body through door
13. Shot in eyes twice
14. Engulfed in flames by explosion
15. 10-year coma
16. Shotgun butt to left side of head
17. Punched in face
18. Sprayed with fire extinguisher
19. Hand through car window
20. Head into window
21. Rolled off of truck onto ground
22. Hit by truck
23. Shot many times with varying caliber guns
24. Fell down mineshaft
25. Car crash into tree, blown up
26. Hand through car window
27. Body shot twice
28. Jumped through open door
29. Pinned to floor with chain-net
30. Four darts in the neck
31. Clubbed 16 times by 2X4
32. Clobbered in back with poker
33. Knocked down flight of stairs
34. Poker to right wrist
35. Shot in chest by shotgun
36. Hand through door
37. Stabbed with handful (5+) of syringes
38. Clubbed 9 times with lead pipe
39. Syringe into back
40. 15 more brutal lead pipe hits
41. 3 poker hits to back, face and body
42. Punched 3 times
43. Clobbered with large rock
44. Fire extinguisher to back of head
45. Ax to left shoulder
46. Stabbed with tip of flag
47. Kicked in nuts
48. Stabbed in the chest 6 times with a knife
49. Fell off balcony onto table
50. Crashes through door
51. Smacked with lamp
52. Electrocuted
53. Hung upside down in snare
54. Crashes through mirror
55. Smacked with lamp
56. Smacked with camera tripod
57. Cutting board to chest
58. Spice sprinkled into his eyes
59. Smacked with rolling pin
60. Loose Board to head
61. Kicked twice in the head
62. Tackled
63. Kicked in chest
64. Kicked in head
65. Crashes through boarded-up window
66. Hung by electrical cable
67. Chainsaw to arm
68. Chainsaw to chest
69. Caught in explosion
70. Smacked with a stick
71. Electrocuted by Freddie
72. Electrocuted multiple times when tangled in wires
73. Burned
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Freddy Kruger, cost- 15,000 dollars

Main Weapon- Claw Hand, the ability to possess people and objects
Fashion Statement- His hat
Movie Series- Nightmare on Elm Street

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Chucky, cost- 5,000 dollars

Main Weapon- Anything that's lying around
Fashion Statement- He's a doll that kills people
Movie Series Chucky

I believe Jason is part of the Friday the 13th series. Not Halloween, thats just micheal Myers.

I'll buy Mr. Myers. But reduce the price, because its damaged merchandise.

I'll buy Mr. Myers. But reduce the price, because its damaged merchandise.

Alright- 13,000 dollars. He can't be killed.

You don't want this guy to get loose on your streets :roll:

Is anyone else interested in buying their own- super strong, unkillable movie serial killer?

These guys can fulfill a number of jobs- they can be released into civilian areas to wreak havoc on an enemy country, they can be sent into enemy military bases and kill all who are within without even getting hurt, they can be sent in to assassinate an enemy dignatarie (sp?), they can even make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich!

There's no limit to my inventory either, all I have to do is clone more of them! You could even have a super army of Jason Vorhees killers!

And an army like that would require no air or naval support. Because they can't be killed. They wouldn't even need weapons! Think of all the money that you'd be able to save!!!

Alright, money wired.

There's only 1 safe way to transport and store these guys.

*The chamber that Myers is in suddenly begins to fill with water, it fills about 8 feet high and well over his head. The temperature in the room suddenly drops to about -50 degrees, where he is left to sit overnight. When the scientests get up to check on him in the morning, the notice that he's frozen in a block of solid ice. They then move him onto a cargo plane, and they fly him to Skager*

The order has been fulfilled, and the cargo has now been delivered.

Intresting, big very intresting..... Check your Helo page there is another order, big one.

Intresting, big very intresting..... Check your Helo page there is another order, big one.

Could I interest you in a Jason Vorhees?

We thank you on your offer of mad men, but we have our own nut-jobs, we don't feel there is a need to import any at this moment. But if we run dry, we'll make sure to come to you.