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I have created a new and innovated ship (tg me abou production rights) and am willing to sell it to the general public, the ship is as follows...


lenth: 2 miles
highth: 100 meters above waterline
guns: 100 explosive anti-aircraft guns
2 (front and rear) 20 inch connons (single barrel)
200 5 inch nuclear grenade launchers
50 mortor launchers
missiles: 200 patriot milliles (50 missile bay)
100 sea to sea missiles (25 missle bay)
300 tomahawk (50 missile bay)
200 sea to air (50 missile bay)
Torpedos: 20 torpedo tubes (100 long range torpedos)
10 countermeasure ports
Aircraft: 2 torpedo planes (with catapoults)
1 radar planes (with catapoults)
lauching bay for any small flat bottomboats
ingine: 2 nuclear reactors
speed: 25 knots


price: 2 billion dollars

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I have created a new and innovated ship (tg me abou production rights) and am willing to sell it to the general public, the ship is as follows...


lenth: 2 miles
highth: 100 meters above waterline
guns: 100 explosive anti-aircraft guns
2 (front and rear) 20 inch connons (single barrel)
200 5 inch nuclear grenade launchers
50 mortor launchers
missiles: 200 patriot milliles (50 missile bay)
100 sea to sea missiles (25 missle bay)
300 tomahawk (50 missile bay)
200 sea to air (50 missile bay)
Torpedos: 20 torpedo tubes (100 long range torpedos)
10 countermeasure ports
Aircraft: 2 torpedo planes (with catapoults)
1 radar planes (with catapoults)
lauching bay for any small flat bottomboats
ingine: 2 nuclear reactors
speed: 25 knots


price: 2 billion dollars

oh suuuuuuuuuureeee...............
can you spell your own name right?

so, what are the nest stats. It is commandeed by a single person.



Little nation, take my advice. A ship that big would have serious flaws
- Extremmely bad manuverability
- extremely bad acceleration
- really really large maintanance bills
- lots and lots of power required to move it
- it would require a large squad of smaller more manuverable ships to cover it if it was attaked dan dhad to retreat
- you wouldnt get it into any port
- it would be practically impossible to stop if it got momentum up

not to mention the "nuclear grenade lauchers" or the "mortors" and the 800 missiles. sheesh! :roll:

why don't you include some "flying, giant, assault hedgehogs", or maybe even a "laser". With this "laser" you could puncture the "ozone layer" and slowly but surely increase the risk of skin cancer unless the world pays you the hefty ransom of............."1 million dollars!" *insert evil music and evil laugh*

i would suggest removing the nuclear reactors and replacing them with much more powerfull fusion reactors in order to supply sufficient power

i would also suggest all conventional projectile weapons be replaced with Maser weapons and any point-defense weapons also be replaced by Maser weaponry

we are able to supply both the fusion reactors and Maser weapons and are capable of producing these in large quantities

i would suggest removing the nuclear reactors and replacing them with much more powerfull fusion reactors in order to supply sufficient power

i would also suggest all conventional projectile weapons be replaced with Maser weapons and any point-defense weapons also be replaced by Maser weaponry

we are able to supply both the fusion reactors and Maser weapons and are capable of producing these in large quantities

"I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers! It's frickin freezing up here, eh mister Biggelsworth?"

so, what are the nest stats. It is commandeed by a single person.



Little nation, take my advice. A ship that big would have serious flaws
- Extremmely bad manuverability
- extremely bad acceleration
- really really large maintanance bills
- lots and lots of power required to move it
- it would require a large squad of smaller more manuverable ships to cover it if it was attaked dan dhad to retreat
- you wouldnt get it into any port
- it would be practically impossible to stop if it got momentum up

... Agreed.

Unless of course he has huge magnets undersea which launch harpons and pull the ship towards them to stop it!

Bet you didn't think of that :lol:

i would suggest removing the nuclear reactors and replacing them with much more powerfull fusion reactors in order to supply sufficient power

i would also suggest all conventional projectile weapons be replaced with Maser weapons and any point-defense weapons also be replaced by Maser weaponry

we are able to supply both the fusion reactors and Maser weapons and are capable of producing these in large quantities

"I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers! It's frickin freezing up here, eh mister Biggelsworth?"

err, that post was serious, Masers are like lasers but use microwaves instead

I have created a new and innovated ship (tg me abou production rights) and am willing to sell it to the general public, the ship is as follows...


lenth: 2 miles
highth: 100 meters above waterline
guns: 100 explosive anti-aircraft guns
2 (front and rear) 20 inch connons (single barrel)
200 5 inch nuclear grenade launchers
50 mortor launchers
missiles: 200 patriot milliles (50 missile bay)
100 sea to sea missiles (25 missle bay)
300 tomahawk (50 missile bay)
200 sea to air (50 missile bay)
Torpedos: 20 torpedo tubes (100 long range torpedos)
10 countermeasure ports
Aircraft: 2 torpedo planes (with catapoults)
1 radar planes (with catapoults)
lauching bay for any small flat bottomboats
ingine: 2 nuclear reactors
speed: 25 knots


price: 2 billion dollars

Ah hah, but is it a match for my giant nuclear space hamster which carries 374520763952634 missiles and a convenience store? Thought not... not that it'll ever matter, since neither my hamster nor your ship is at all plausible.

The SS Honeymooner is so much better. It fires bundles of... brace yourselves... HOT PANTS!

And we are also curious how one person built this ship since you said, "I have created a new and innovated ship..."

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U are stuped RETerde

Thats a lot of fire power in 2 miles. Why don't you scuttle them and sell em as armed bardges? They could possible move faster, be cheaper, and better posistioned. Imagine having 2 of those chained up, immobile, outside your biggest port. Not bad, really. I'd try it, but we are a land locked nation.

Thats a lot of fire power in 2 miles. Why don't you scuttle them and sell em as armed bardges? They could possible move faster, be cheaper, and better posistioned. Imagine having 2 of those chained up, immobile, outside your biggest port. Not bad, really. I'd try it, but we are a land locked nation.

At that cost I'd try them as fixed land emplacements. Hell, without a hull and with the systems dispersed among concrete bunkers it should be cheaper. :D

-- The Territory with another hat.