NationStates Jolt Archive

Selling urine!

01-12-2003, 21:34
Scaraba has recently harvested 400,000 gallons of urine derived from the Crested Booka. We are willing to sell any and all of it to interested nations, at the price of $100 a gallon. It is marketed within Scaraba as a cure-all tonic. Come on, try some of this ol' urine!
01-12-2003, 21:39
Our athletics team wishes to purchase 2 litres for thier mandatory drug testing ;)
01-12-2003, 21:44
Sorry, Skittletopia, our urine is sold by the gallon. And as for drug testing, our Crested Booka are prone to smoking bushels of "frop" on their breaks. It might not be a wise idea to use our urine for your intended purpose.
01-12-2003, 21:44
I would like to puchase 200 gallons of urine for research on alternative fuel source as mandated by the recent UN decision. HOWEVER, your prices are unreasonably high, so I purpose a trade. 200 gallons for 200 pounds. Thats right you know what.
01-12-2003, 21:46
It's a deal Ta Chuang. And YOU'RE the one who's unreasonably high.
01-12-2003, 21:53
i will pay $6000 for 60,000 gallons of urine, and make it have some form of drugs in it
North Germania
01-12-2003, 22:14
Is this a spin-off of urine-discovery man?
01-12-2003, 22:39
I'd like to buy all of it to dump on you from the air. Would that constitute bio or chem warfare?
North Germania
01-12-2003, 23:52
I'm guessing biological?
02-12-2003, 01:05
I can't say as I've heard of urine-discovery man...If someone would post the link, I'd be interested. As for the urine dumpage, I'd say biological. Urine isn't really considered chemical (by me) until it's purified and concentrated. To Petsburg, I will gladly sell you 60,000 gallons. Why must it contain drugs though?