Ebolania
01-12-2003, 17:21
After feverish work (fuelled by gallons upon gallons of coffee) the Ossiriand Space Commision announced that a joint expedition of colonists was on its way to the distant world of Ferraro V, to found a permanent colony. This morning, the Director of the project, Dr. Melvin Swarthmore, made this statement.
"We're very...happy...to see this day finally come," He sputtered, mopping his forehead with a damp hankerchief. "After...many hours of hard work...the fruits of our labor...are on their way..." He stopped, staggered, and fainted. Dr. Swarthmore was taken to a nearby Hospital and diagnosed with caffine overdose.
The joint Ebolanian-Sarapinian-Endosian expedition has six years of hypersleep to get to Ferraro. A second expedition to a nearby moon is currently being organized.
This is ENN, reporting live from OSC Headquarters.
"We're very...happy...to see this day finally come," He sputtered, mopping his forehead with a damp hankerchief. "After...many hours of hard work...the fruits of our labor...are on their way..." He stopped, staggered, and fainted. Dr. Swarthmore was taken to a nearby Hospital and diagnosed with caffine overdose.
The joint Ebolanian-Sarapinian-Endosian expedition has six years of hypersleep to get to Ferraro. A second expedition to a nearby moon is currently being organized.
This is ENN, reporting live from OSC Headquarters.