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After staring at the moronic name Bigmenistan for more than 25 second i want to kill every leader and citizen it....Scoobis and the USSR is declaring war on Bigmenistan and all its allies....

We're gonna FUCK YOU UP!!!

hmm this will be interesting.... :/

Wow, this has got to be the stupidest excuse for a war ever...Nah, i won't hold my breath... :cry: Why?!?

ugh... ignored..

I wish there was an "auto-prune" service in NS that destroyed stupid n00bish nations.

Well, A n00b tag will have to do.

<Scoobis you have been tagged as a n00b, have a nice day.>

MODALERT

Delete this crap.

The mods don't police RPing. Even "rping" as poor as this. Sigh. And II used to be passable.

n00b!!1!!1![/i]]ARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!1!! MOTHERLAND!!1!1! I n00kz joo 4 ur dum name!!!11! I don’t know this, but Iuthia thinks I could be a threat to world safety!1!!

And so on... you've got to know how to flip the right buttons.

Listen... Scoobis, if you ever want to be able to RP with the big boys and girls, learn that OOC reasons are not good pretexts for war. Grow up and leave the guy with the dumb name to kill himself.

...you again?

The mods don't police RPing. Even "rping" as poor as this. Sigh. And II used to be passable.

Eh, TG said he would start coming around from time to time. Hopefully he sees this.

Maybe we could pass it off as spam...

LOL

Uh...Yeah right because Scoobis is such a great name. in fact it's so great I think i'll name my feces Scoobis.

Bigmenistan.
Leader's callsign in a game: Da Big Man
Makes sense to me

As a major Allie of Bigmenistan I should just declare war on you and being a godmodding RP a****** because you are one yourself but I'm just oging to ignore you.

STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM (NS Edition, 1.0)
By:Dontgonearthere, used by Arribastan
Directed at: Scoobis
Congratulations (your name here)! You have been chosen to receive the SIRF, because of some really stupid thing you posted. Please, read the following lines. After reading these lines, take the advice shown. If you are incapable of taking the advice shown because you:
Cannot read
Are quadriplegic
Have fewer than 5 braincells
Cannot count to 5
Or other problems.
Please simply refrain from posting. Ever again.

Thank you for your time. You are a: (check all that apply)
[X] Clueless N00b
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Troll
[ ] Warez Monkey
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Freak
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Racist
[ ] Rules Lawyer
[X] Fanatic
[ ] Satanist
[ ] Homo
[X] Twit
[ ] Bully
[X] Waste of Skin
[ ] Crybaby
[ ] "Expert"
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person
[X] Rabid chipmunk
[ ] Person who obviously cannot type, but has been trained to respond to certain characters displayed on a monitor

Your post was: (check all that apply)
[ ] A flame
[X] A waste of bandwidth
[X] Lame
[X] Stupid
[X] Abusive
[X] Clueless
[X] Idiotic
[X] Arrogant
[ ] Malevolent
[X] Contemptible
[ ] Libelous
[X] Ignorant
[X] Fanatical
[X] Boring
[X] Dim
[ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful
[X] Demented
[ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy
[ ] Weird
[ ] Hypocritical
[X] Loathsome
[ ] Satanic
[X] Despicable
[X] Belligerent
[ ] Mind-numbing
[ ] Maladroit
[X] Much longer than any thought of which you are capable

Your attention is drawn to the fact that: (check all that apply)
[ ] You posted what should have been e-mailed or private-messaged
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your political beliefs on others
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form
[X] I don't like your tone of voice
[X] What you posted has been done before ten million times
[X] Not only that, it was also done better the last time
[ ] You bumped an aged topic which should not have been
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ trollery
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You made no sense
[X] You must have spent your life in a cardboard box to be this clueless
[ ] You posted in t3h 7331z0rz to look k00wL
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet
[X] You are a loser
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles

It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
[X] Get a clue
[X] Get a life
[X] Go away
[X] Grow up
[X] Never post again
[X] Have your medicine adjusted, if you doN't have medicine, get some.
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[X] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the Stickies
[X] Consume excrement
[X] Consume excrement and thus expire
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you are doing

In closing, I’d like to say: (check all that apply)
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[X] I hate you
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[X] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[X] You should find a time machine, go back to the date of your birth, and kill yourself.

Arribastan that was one of the funniest things I have ever read. Thank you so much for that. I gave this thread some sort of meaning, making fun of this numbskull!

OOC: you're welcome 8)
thank DGNT. he made it :)

I would have put in that the post was contemptible too Arribastan. :D

Yeah, i vote that we declare war on him just for being an idiot. How did he not get deleted for over 2 months?

After staring at the moronic name Bigmenistan for more than 25 second i want to kill every leader and citizen it....Scoobis and the USSR is declaring war on Bigmenistan and all its allies....

We're gonna f--- YOU UP!!!

Ignore cannon. I'm not going to waste my time with this crap.

Chellis cannot stand idly by while nations try to pull of acts of terrorism like this. Chellis has declared war on scoobis.

Forces are being prepared.

Don't encourage him.... :x

Im just gonna kill him

Well, go for it. I'm just gonna ignore him.

ok

Uh...Yeah right because Scoobis is such a great name. in fact it's so great I think i'll name my feces Scoobis.

Bigmenistan.
Leader's callsign in a game: Da Big Man
Makes sense to me

As a major Allie of Bigmenistan I should just declare war on you and being a godmodding RP a****** because you are one yourself but I'm just oging to ignore you.

Yeah, this is just one of those threads that gets created for attention.

OOC: you're welcome 8)
thank DGNT. he made it :)

May you please relay for me since I don't know who that is. Maybe with any luck this numbskull will get banned.

Or how about this? We all just bomb him into oblivion for being just a dumbass. We could use the same justification as he but say he provoked it. It'd last problem two pages of OOC whining before he stfu