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The DSRO was supposed to recieve about 43 nukes, transported by sevral agents, but it seems someone attacked the convoy!
Eyewintesses told us that about 50 masked gunmen jumped out of the bushed into the road and shot almost everyone on sight...
We think another organization took it from us, but we don't know which one...




OOC: please don't claim responsibility, the player will be here soon.

The Holy Empire of Allah and Muhammad is proud to take responsibility of the latest attack of your convoy.
The time is getting near, where only Islam rules NationStates and all of you, infidels, will lie inside your dirty coffins.

LONG RULE ALLAH!!!

"43 nukes...My god, we could destroy Sketch with that kind of firepower.."
The leader of the Swords of Chagal mutters. He immediatley calls up his aide.
"Send a message to any DSRO line we can trace,NOW!"

Message to all DSRO members:
[code:1:a75be6d34b]
43 nukes...That is a hell of alot.We hope these don't fall into the wrong hands; we would be willing to help assist or retrieve these nukes[/code:1:a75be6d34b]

OOC:Tell me if this a really private rp. I will remove this post if it is.

For a modest financial deposit we can aid you in any attempt to get your nukes back from whoever stole them from you. :twisted:

I wonder who gave them those nukes?! 8)

Heres hoping that someday people will stop letting moldy tomes rule their everyday lives. :)

The DSRO was supposed to recieve about 43 nukes, transported by sevral agents, but it seems someone attacked the convoy!
Eyewintesses told us that about 50 masked gunmen jumped out of the bushed into the road and shot almost everyone on sight...
We think another organization took it from us, but we don't know which one...

"So...somewhere around 43...er...might be forty, maybe sixty...somewhere around there. Enough that we had to use several agents. Eh. Well, there had to be *several*...yeah, the office was pretty crowded when we gave them the mission. And um...well, I guess...could be, uh, 50? Yeah, sounds good. Well, more than two, and they *did* kill all of our guys. Yeah, gotta be about fifty or a hundred...dunno who...could be indians...cut us off at the pass..."

You need to fire whatever temp passed the information back to your government. We taped the phone call and were not impressed.

[edit, ooc-I'm only playin' around :D ]

The DSRO was supposed to recieve about 43 nukes, transported by sevral agents, but it seems someone attacked the convoy!
Eyewintesses told us that about 50 masked gunmen jumped out of the bushed into the road and shot almost everyone on sight...
We think another organization took it from us, but we don't know which one...

"So...somewhere around 43...er...might be forty, maybe sixty...somewhere around there. Enough that we had to use several agents. Eh. Well, there had to be *several*...yeah, the office was pretty crowded when we gave them the mission. And um...well, I guess...could be, uh, 50? Yeah, sounds good. Well, more than two, and they *did* kill all of our guys. Yeah, gotta be about fifty or a hundred...dunno who...could be indians...cut us off at the pass..."

You need to fire whatever temp passed the information back to your government. We taped the phone call and were not impressed.

[edit, ooc-I'm only playin' around :D ]

OOC:
What!?

DSRO, where were the nukes stolen from? You have our condolenses, if there is anything that Yurka can do to help, just make a request. 8) Anything to stop those crazy religious groups!

somewhere in Rasmossen (our "territory").
But you can ask "Allah and Muhammad" where are the bombs now...

The Holy Empire of Allah and Muhammad is proud to take responsibility of the latest attack of your convoy.
The time is getting near, where only Islam rules NationStates and all of you, infidels, will lie inside your dirty coffins.

LONG RULE ALLAH!!!

Oh look just what we need... Another fanatic religious organization.
If they took the bombs in Rasmossen's territory it means we can take actions against them (we're occupying Rasmossen, territory of terrorists).
Allah and Muhammad, we captured the DSRO leader, we'll catch you too, if you'll do something that'll justify it!

Golly Y'all have got to be the worst bunch of arguers. over nukes! golly. yall need 2 b Hanged or shot or something. Your lives will be easy to take over. the nukes shall be recaptured for My Use! HAhahahahaahhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: 8) Until then, you pathetic piece of slime!

That seems unlikely, as I don't think anyone will let a november nation have nukes. That is unless they are armed and falling towards your cities.

We will arm DSRO against these crazed Zealots if you want, Although most of our military was destroyed in the war we have a few Weapons left over during the war which you might be able to make use of. Mainly some level III body armour, FN2000s, and AK109s.

The Republic of Ozymandias IV stands ready to offer military assistance in recovering these 'lost' nuclear weapons.

We urge nations to consider the consequences of a large nuclear arsenal and adopt a non-proliferation policy toward WMDs. This incident is just the latest in which nuclear weapons or other WMDs have fallen into the 'wrong' hands.

We hope we can assist in recovering the weapons before the party or parties responsible decide to utilize them to further their aims.

Ayn IX,
SecDef
Republic of Ozymandias IV

Mr. Minister-

Republic Of Wierd Beard would be honoured to send a surgical strike team on your command. No payment necessary. If it was a religious sect, hell, it'll just be fun turning their happy tents into a big glass parking lot. I await your reply...


Sincerely,
Supreme Ruler and Dictator For Life
Wierd Beard :twisted:

You have Chaleb's pity. Not becuase your nukes were stolen, but becuase obviously your generals were stoned.
Shipping 43 nukes...
At once...
On the same route...
Without proper security...
And then they dissapeared into nowhere with the agents...

Ya know what? I think they took the nukes to SAVE YOU. God knows what you might have done if you kept them.
Oh, by the way, did you order the nukes off of the internet or something? Or buy them at your local Safeway? Cuz a much better idea would to be build them yourself at your refinery's, and launch them from there.

Yours truely,
Tom Leigh
[King of Chalebs]

P.S. We'd really like a link to that website you bought the nukes at.

Everything you said... requires money, which I don't have, and a safe place to unload the bombs, which it is a problem to find!
If I send the bombs one by one, the NZAF or the IIST will find my ship and arrest me! (you see, I'm wanted there...)

And to your question, (OOC: you don't know that:) Yurka gave me the bombs.

He's right, the NZAF (our military) and the IIST (our intelligence agency) are in a process of "eliminating" this organization (but that'll take a while...).