NationStates Jolt Archive


New (fairly deadly) Tariffs of foreign Sex workers...

01-12-2003, 09:31
The dictaorship of the Flex has decreed that a new tariff (actually more of an of an old school latin American assination policy) will be levied on nations sending their "Depravity Flexible" youth to our nation nation under the guise of tourists and Personal assistants.

We will shoot down on sight ANY planes not affiliated to a major airline (that means you Bullshitistan Airways), and of course all charters not registered with our ministry of debauchery.

Needless to say the WTO has ratified our actions. That is all.
imported_Pantera
01-12-2003, 09:40
Needless to say the WTO has ratified our actions. That is all.

OOC: That is the best first post by an insane newb dictator ever. Ever.

*cues maniacle laughter* Muahahahahahahahahaha!
Fyreheart
01-12-2003, 10:03
Does this mean I can't deport my 13 year old horny adolescent boys to your country?
01-12-2003, 11:03
The dictaorship of the Flex has decreed that a new tariff (actually more of an of an old school latin American assination policy) will be levied on nations sending their "Depravity Flexible" youth to our nation nation under the guise of tourists and Personal assistants.

We will shoot down on sight ANY planes not affiliated to a major airline (that means you Bullshitistan Airways), and of course all charters not registered with our ministry of debauchery.

Needless to say the WTO has ratified our actions. That is all.

Sends him 20 kegs of the miracle brew from New Guiness Cold :twisted:
01-12-2003, 11:10
Tsk, tsk. One day you'll learn how much money the sex industry, with proper security and health mandates, can generate.
Rotovia
01-12-2003, 11:54
Needless to say the WTO has ratified our actions. That is all.

OOC: That is the best first post by an insane newb dictator ever. Ever.

*cues maniacle laughter* Muahahahahahahahahaha!

It is. Let's give hima prize... Let's see. A nuke! Armed! And set to detonate in... 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1....
http://focus.aps.org/stories/v5/st3/pic-v5-st3-1.jpg
01-12-2003, 12:28
Needless to say the WTO has ratified our actions. That is all.

OOC: That is the best first post by an insane newb dictator ever. Ever.

*cues maniacle laughter* Muahahahahahahahahaha!

It is. Let's give hima prize... Let's see. A nuke! Armed! And set to detonate in... 5.... 4.... 3....

Forgot to ship the numbers 2 and 1
Rotovia
01-12-2003, 12:33
Actually I'm looking for a good mushroom cloud...
01-12-2003, 12:37
Well, we planned on keeping ours anyways! :D
01-12-2003, 12:42
Actually I'm looking for a good mushroom cloud...

Rotovia, don't go wasting nuclear weapons on The Flex. Think of the enviorment! Have you even considered biological warfare?
Rotovia
01-12-2003, 12:45
Actually I'm looking for a good mushroom cloud...

Rotovia, don't go wasting nuclear weapons on The Flex. Think of the enviorment! Have you even considered biological warfare?
Too late :D And alas biowarfare is illegal in Rotovia :(
01-12-2003, 12:50
Actually I'm looking for a good mushroom cloud...

Rotovia, don't go wasting nuclear weapons on The Flex. Think of the enviorment! Have you even considered biological warfare?
Too late :D And alas biowarfare is illegal in Rotovia :(
We undestand... :cry: But remember, Bio-warfare can be discreet, deadly, and varied. :lol:
Rotovia
01-12-2003, 12:52
Actually I'm looking for a good mushroom cloud...

Rotovia, don't go wasting nuclear weapons on The Flex. Think of the enviorment! Have you even considered biological warfare?
Too late :D And alas biowarfare is illegal in Rotovia :(
We undestand... :cry: But remember, Bio-warfare can be discreet, deadly, and varied. :lol:

:lol: lol :lol: I do however believe I did the world a favour. Like my pic?
Rotovia
01-12-2003, 12:53
Come to think of it I could just have mailed him an envelope of Anthrax... oh well.
01-12-2003, 12:53
Yeah, its real nice! :D Yurka has been anti-nuclear weapons ever since 1 billion of our people were killed in nuclear holocaust, I'm sure that will change eventually though. :twisted:
Rotovia
01-12-2003, 12:57
Yeah, its real nice! :D Yurka has been anti-nuclear weapons ever since 1 billion of our people were killed in nuclear holocaust, I'm sure that will change eventually though. :twisted:

One can only hope... :)
01-12-2003, 12:59
Yeah, its real nice! :D Yurka has been anti-nuclear weapons ever since 1 billion of our people were killed in nuclear holocaust, I'm sure that will change eventually though. :twisted:

One can only hope... :)

We are currently accepting donations to help rebuild Yurka...*cough* *hint* *hint*
Rotovia
01-12-2003, 13:01
Yeah, its real nice! :D Yurka has been anti-nuclear weapons ever since 1 billion of our people were killed in nuclear holocaust, I'm sure that will change eventually though. :twisted:

One can only hope... :)

We are currently accepting donations to help rebuild Yurka...*cough* *hint* *hint*

Oh heck, why not. Link?
01-12-2003, 13:02
:twisted: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=99261 :twisted:
Rotovia
01-12-2003, 13:05
:twisted: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=99261 :twisted: Translates to "SCORE!" no doubt.
Rotovia
01-12-2003, 13:10
No need to worry, it's tribute from a nation I conquor... *cough* liberated.
01-12-2003, 13:12
No need to worry, it's tribute from a nation I conquor... *cough* liberated.

Wheeeeeew! Thanks for the generous contribution! We'll be sure to put it to a good cause... :twisted:
Rotovia
01-12-2003, 13:14
No need to worry, it's tribute from a nation I conquor... *cough* liberated.

[b]Wheeeeeew![b] Thanks for the generous contribution! We'll be sure to put it to a good cause... :twisted:

As long as it starts with N and ends with Uclear, it's all good.