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Hello. This is Mighty Mountains (MM) National Security Center. If you need security help, please telegram me or post here. Our National Security System is among the best in the world.

If it's even sending troops, it's our job. We can even send over 100 trillion worth of miltry supplies!!!! The charge is only 5 billion per month.


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Or maybe you need fiancial cash? You can't godmode because your too small as a nation. Or maybe you need help as a Military Project of making nukes?

You found the right place, MM is also a fiancial center. We can imporve you economy, with open trade routes from us, or use our money to support your nation. You get is from us!

Just a simple telegram, gets you almost you dream cash.
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bump?

lol I need protection. Send your troops here..

lol I need protection. Send your troops here..

Protection from what?

Sure, but first let my installer for the Fastest Installing Radar System. Then, my troops will come.

And the fee is....


5 billion dollars. And the next month it's another 5 billion.

Protection against radical Muslim extremists and gay extremists. I'll pay you the amount of cash you need if you can supply peacekeepers.

Protection against radical Muslim extremists and gay extremists. I'll pay you the amount of cash you need if you can supply peacekeepers.

Lets say 200,000 Peacekeepers?

Just 3 billion discount, for being 1st customer.

Good enough. How are they coming?

Good enough. How are they coming?

Do you want them to come, Para-drop? By ship? or Safely land by plane?

I think plane'll be good. When can we expecting the arrival?

I think plane'll be good. When can we expecting the arrival?

We'll rush them to you.

lets say 30 minutes. We'll use 20,000 Jet Planes.

Jets? As in fighter jets? We'll allow cargo planes.

Jets? As in fighter jets? We'll allow cargo planes.


Fine. 1 hour of 200,000 soldiers, on the way.

((we'll finish this tommorow))

hump.


Oh, I mean bump.

I need protection for my special forces which are going into your country if you please send as many of your gaurds to the marriot hotel. As soon as possible.

I need protection for my special forces which are going into your country if you please send as many of your gaurds to the marriot hotel. As soon as possible.

Sure. And while I'm sending the troops, I'll bring War Choppers.

OOC: 100 trillion of what? Plastic bits?