NationStates Jolt Archive

(To be read with tounge firmly lodged in cheek)

DGNT now offers this high quality, extremly durable, and waterproofed cardboard for sale!
Quantum cardboard is nearly indestructable, and can withstand 500kt nuclear blasts at a range of five feet! Though you will most likely die of radiation poisoning.
Its also five billion times stronger than steel.

So, for all those really great (cough cough) 5mil pop nations with 5bil. man armies, this goes out to you!

For sale:
5 Decicreds for every sq. foot of QC (1USD)
http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Congress/1418/odbalx.jpg
QC armoured vehicle:
Armament:
1 paintball gun
Crew: 1
Price: 25 GLAcreds (50USD)

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Dang, oh well.
The original was much more...humerous.

ooc: lol that is wonderful,

IC: Edenstein would like to purchase one to test as an underwater tank... since this "Cardboard: is waterproof, we wish to test its viability as a large fish killer.

*money wired upon confirmation*

You got a link to it?

This is halarious. Central Facehuggeria will buy 8000 square feet of it! *Monoply Money Wired!*

We'll buy 10,000 feet of it for our homeless refugee camps!
Iraqi dinars with moth holes sent

LOL

Orders have been shipped and will magicaly appear on your doorstep in a few seconds.

Falastur would like to buy a lot of QC, so if we get nuked then our beggars will stay alive too...... :D

Rotovia wishes to purchase 9,000,000^2145644545547454 tonnes.

*Money laundered*

Rotovia wishes to purchase 9,000,000^2145644545547454 tonnes.

*Money laundered*

Oh yeah? Protheraticessesceleon will buy
(9^(9^(9^(9^(9^(9^(9^(9^(9^9))))))))) tons!
[To be paid for with a new currency called the
monopole, created specially for this purpose. The
money for this transaction will come from a loan
directly from the Central Bank of
Protheraticessesceleon. Curiously, the interest rate
for Central Bank loans of this currency has been
recently set to zero, and no sign has come from the
Bank that they are planning to change this.]

You will accept monopoles, won't you? We will agree
on any exchange rate between monopoles and your
currency.