NationStates Jolt Archive

Ok, as a nation we're a little too much into debate, but at least we've got good food and nice beaches.

We're looking for anyone with a serious interest in helping us develop our aerospace industry - right now we've got two old box kites and some bottle rockets. We have a great position almost right on the equater and as long as you don't even think about putting troops on our soil we'd love to talk "lease" for some prime satelite launch spots!

We also have legalized gambling and the lowest crime rate you can find - Send your mone... Uhmm... Tourists down and consider us the laidback safety zone!

And (on the hush hush) we're working on a trade agreement with LoreSong. They send us their burnt out ministers to rehab in exchange for some top quality hemp products (nudge nudge wink wink). It's a torpical paradise looking for investors!

So.. whose first?

We will gladly donate 500,000,000 USD to help a fledgling nation's aerospace program.

We at Loresong are grateful for your um... offer? We will likely have to discuss this after our move (right now wysteria is looking quite lovely).

However until then, we baked you some cookies.

HOLY CRAP! (A short news story indicates that the Prime Minister of Tetsutaka almost choked to death on a LoreSong cookie... which smells a lot like oregano, while reading the proposal from Central Facehuggeria. Quick action by a passing beach comber vactioning from somewhere in East Nowhere save the PM's life. The beach comber was proptly awarded the medal of honor and then sentenced to three months pooper scooper duty for practicing medicine without a liscence and nice white coat.)

Ahem... We of Tetsutake are astounded at the generosity of the Central Facehuggerians and in exchange will offer all visitors from that fine nation duty free entry and exit and a complimentary cheese wheel when ever they happen to stop by.

And - (how to put this is the proper diplomatic form)

What's the catch?