30-11-2003, 20:53
**Intro music for WQLZ, Beastlick's leading News Network, begins to play, the logo flashes in front and slowly begins to fade to a beautiful young woman sitting at a desk as she shuffles the papers once or twice, looking them over. She looks into the camera and begins to speak**
Susanne: Yesterday government sources close to us have reported the finding of uranium in the Beastlick rainforests. The findings are quite bittersweet between the government and protestors.
The screen goes to a middle aged man being interviewed
Man: You want to hear what I have to think about this whole thing?!?! I'm outraged!! If the government doesn't do something about this we're all going to be living in a wasteland, We need the government to stop this nonsense and start conserving these rainforests, they were one of our best features now they're being destroyed for the mighty power of the beastlick!
The screen goes back to Susanne who looks back into the camera
Susanne: In other news protestors are being forced off of the streets Beastlick for their continuing role in slowing up traffic. Protestors say that the smoke from the cars emit harmful toxins which are destroying the atmosphere. In reply to this the government of Beastlick has funded the Vehicle Manufacturers a hefty sum of Beastlicks to create more enviromentally safe cars.
That is all for now, stay tuned for your up to date news coverage on WQLZ
The screen fades to black
Susanne: Yesterday government sources close to us have reported the finding of uranium in the Beastlick rainforests. The findings are quite bittersweet between the government and protestors.
The screen goes to a middle aged man being interviewed
Man: You want to hear what I have to think about this whole thing?!?! I'm outraged!! If the government doesn't do something about this we're all going to be living in a wasteland, We need the government to stop this nonsense and start conserving these rainforests, they were one of our best features now they're being destroyed for the mighty power of the beastlick!
The screen goes back to Susanne who looks back into the camera
Susanne: In other news protestors are being forced off of the streets Beastlick for their continuing role in slowing up traffic. Protestors say that the smoke from the cars emit harmful toxins which are destroying the atmosphere. In reply to this the government of Beastlick has funded the Vehicle Manufacturers a hefty sum of Beastlicks to create more enviromentally safe cars.
That is all for now, stay tuned for your up to date news coverage on WQLZ
The screen fades to black