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My nation is mostly farm animals. THat is the superior species in Pain and Misery. We would like to trade our animals for any exotic or tropical animals from other nation, as breeding tropical animals puts us in a dificult situation. Thank you to anyone.

P&M

how about our Greasel? they spit a phosphorescent tranquilizer
http://www.dxinvisiblewar.com/concept_art/01.jpg

or our karkian Big, slow, deadly. They require light to attack
http://www.planetdeusex.com/dx2/files/art/DX2_karkian1.jpg

The Holy Empire of Hammark will be glad to open up economic ties with your nation. Our national animal is the leech, and that is somewhat exotic, i think. We would love to receive some new animals as leeches don't always make good pets!

Sincerly,

The Holy Empire of Hammark.

The Free Land of Paradise X, is a small growing Nation... we departed our last Nation to escape persecution and barely have any Farm Animals.

We have a Large Number of Exotic Animals we are willing to trade

1)The Black Panther- Our very own Patriot Animal, a large exotic Cat it can be tamed to follow a Master and makes a great guard animal
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:N1aLxuuss-EC:images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10019000/10019194.jpg

2)The Cheetah- The Fastest Animal in the world, also an attractive Cat
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:lGM5xTOHpuUC:www.standard.net.au/~garyradley/animals/cheetah.jpg

3)The Macaw- A Large Bird often confused with the Parott, has the ability to mimic noises and speak
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:Dl1iGFhkGksC:www.tjherring.com/images/macaw.jpg

4)The Golden Monkey- A Marvellous little Ape, thieves would teach these monkeys tricks of stealing
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:E4lLGLfvZ6MC:photosoc.wellington.net.nz/images/gallery/fullsize/be_tamarind.jpg

5)The Paradisian Eliphant- a Large Eliphant descended from the African Eliphant
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:kqG0Atz37fEC:www.le.ac.uk/li/images/elephants.jpg

6)The Camel- The Horse of the Desert, a stunning Arabian creature excellent for Transport
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:OvdAyJ5_f0UC:www.commongroundcoop.org/camel.jpg



Paradise X is looking for Bulls, Cows, Rhode Island/Bantam Chickens, Sheep and Ostrich

we are interested in your Golden Monkeys

Golden Monkeys cost $250 (if not trading for another Animal) and can only be purchsed in groups of 4 to stop seperation of the Colonies

Golden Monkeys cost $250 (if not trading for another Animal) and can only be purchsed in groups of 4 to stop seperation of the Colonies


we wish to purchase 4000 for our national Zoos

Sounds good to me. Maybe I can purchase one of those animals from you and we can move on together.

Well, if you want animals, The Canadian Tundra has a variety of animals that have been genetically altered to survive in our Arctic enviroment.

We have numerous domesticated Arctic wolves, and we can easily get Arctic foxes or our recently developed Dire Wolf. Also, we have various bugs and insects such as the arctic hornet and wasp. They are superior to normal hornets and wasps in every way, can survive Arctic enviroments, and rather than having yellow and white stripes, they have an icy blue and white stripe pattern.

Here is a list of the main animals that we have, and what there original prices are, although we have many others.
Chickens -- $15.
http://www.defra.gov.uk/animalh/welfare/farmed/meatchks/pb1739/chickens.gif
Chicklets --$7
http://www.cam.org/~biology/chicklets.jpg
Pigs -- $50
http://www.ams.usda.gov/lsg/images/pigs.jpg
Cows --$75
http://info.ag.uidaho.edu/dairy/images/cows.jpg
Sheep and Goats -- $40
http://www.uic.edu/classes/engl/engl161-patstoll/goats.jpg
Turkey -- $25
http://www.ku.edu/~micro/images/turkeys.gif
Horses -- $150
http://www.amerdon.com/horses.jpg
Donkeys -- $125
http://www.geo-images.com/donkeys.jpg
Paradise X, we are very interested in your selection, and Geforce4, we are interested in your greasles. Name prices and we will get started on the trading.

We would like to buy 12 horses, or possibly trade for them. Are you intrested in pegasuses or in unocorns? We also have many fine lizards, such as iguangas, komoto dragons, and chameleons.

You most likely do not want our national animal.

The Chryssalid is a large, mansized, humanoid crab that uses other species (especially Humans) as incubators for its eggs. However, if you train them, they make great guard dogs. (Note: Due to the highly rapid gestation period of a chryssalid, extra care must be taken during feeding.)

We can provide the Bolivian Tree Lizard. They pretty much devoured our overpopulation of pigeons! But, in return, we ask that you deliver us common snakes -- for Whacking Day, of course.

Mayor Joe Quimby of Springfield, USA
A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
http://www.trevweb.com/simpsonstrivia/Images/quimby.gif

Wow, I have a twin!!!

We would like to buy 12 horses, or possibly trade for them. Are you intrested in pegasuses or in unocorns? We also have many fine lizards, such as iguangas, komoto dragons, and chameleons.
I would be interested in unicorns for study purposes. How about 3 horses equal 1 unicorn?

You most likely do not want our national animal.

The Chryssalid is a large, mansized, humanoid crab that uses other species (especially Humans) as incubators for its eggs. However, if you train them, they make great guard dogs. (Note: Due to the highly rapid gestation period of a chryssalid, extra care must be taken during feeding.)
It sounds good. I'll think about it.