NationStates Jolt Archive


HPSauce creates world's first Saucological Agents

HPSauce
30-11-2003, 16:45
The HPSauce Saucological testing labs have now perfected their sauce/DNA crossover sequence and have completed work on enhancing two secret agents. The agents have been issued with trenchcoats and sunglasses and should be fighting terrorism by the end of the week.
Fanatical religious group Ye Holy Sauce has oddly enough approved of the enhancements claiming that it brings man closer to the holy sauce. The government have considered shutting down the program just to tick them off.