NationStates Jolt Archive


Help Paradise X! -Taliban has dispatched Suicide Bombers

30-11-2003, 03:37
The Free Land of Paradise X, a Peace Islamic country which denounces Islamic Fundamentalism is being attacked by -Taliban for supporting non-Islamic Nations.

Please Help! The Free Land's Military is not as strong as most countries due to a Beliefs in Pacifism
30-11-2003, 03:42
The Paradise X Peace Corps Ambassador "El-Hajj Rahim Al-Gamal" sent into -Taliban to Mediate has been Assasinated
30-11-2003, 03:44
Bufar from his hiding place:
What he says is true. The insane extremists Bin Laden V and Fruitnut have seized control of Taliban and are attacking civilians and aid workers.
Please, we need outside help against these 2 madmen.
30-11-2003, 03:51
(News Reporter)

~The Paramilitary group "The Fruit of Islam" has Beaten up and Disarmed "67" Suicide Bombers we believe have come from the Nation of -Taliban, it is believed that these Fundamentatlists have misinterpreted the meaning of the Holy Qu'ran and the Foreign Minister has sealed off gates between the Nation of -Taliban and Paradise X to stop threat of more possible Suicide Bombs... already 30 have been detonated today and Allah knows how many more will!

Allah bless us all

Asaalamu Alaikum~
30-11-2003, 03:56
With Paradise X permission, SP would like to deploy 1 million troops to his land in preparation for an invasion of Taliban.
30-11-2003, 03:58
Paradise X concurs with the South Pacific's Decision, the current government are unable to sort their Problems out so they probably need some help... An Invasion of Taliban would be our best option :roll:
30-11-2003, 04:03
First we are going to go in grab this Fubar guy, and bring him to safety if Paradise X is willing to give him refuge.
30-11-2003, 04:04
President Newton of Deelo interupts broadcasts on all networks in Deelo with the following:

"The time to end the exportation of terror from -Taliban is now. The current regime in -Taliban must end all acts of terror against it's neighbors, withdraw forces to within their borders and help the international community to prosecute those responsible for these crimes.

-Taliban government officials, upon recieving this message ,which has been sent through diplomatic channels as well as this broad-cast, must declare it's intentions and begin to comply with our demands or Deelo Armed Forces will be sent to -Taliban to remove the current regime, restore order, and begin rebuilding both the government and infrastructure of -Taliban.

I'd also at this time, like to call on all willing nations to help in this situation and aid the people of -Taliban."
30-11-2003, 04:06
-Diplomatic Cable from South Dalanian Foreign Ministry-

Prime Minister Edward Choi roundly condemns the actions taken by -Taliban against its peaceful neighbor, Paradise X.

In a letter speedily dispatched to Paradise X's leader, the prime minister stated, "I wholeheartedly support your nation's peaceful existance. You demonstrate to the rest of the world that Islam is not the violent religion it is portrayed to be. Although we as a nation are non-Muslims, we would like to aid you in your campaign to restore peace."

The prime minister regrets that he cannot dispatch forces to the country due to ongoing peacekeeping operations in Western Navascuez, but he would like to offer the services of a counter-terrorist training team as well as medical units to assist with the casualties caused by these suicide attacks.

Wishing you well in your future ventures,

-Foreign Minister Kwang-Jae-Lee
Glorious Humanity
30-11-2003, 04:08
The Federation of Glorious Humanity is already in -Taliban. We have set up a base and are soon to construct an airstrip for fixed-wing aircraft to use. All allied forces are welcome to set up encampments near ours, and if President Fubar can reach us, we promise him protection at the Glorious Humanity base.

Herbert Ablegard
General of the Army
Federation of Glorious Humanity
30-11-2003, 04:09
First we are going to go in grab this Fubar guy, and bring him to safety if Paradise X is willing to give him refuge.

Paradise X is a Free Land and it is open to anyone, especially the Old Reigning government Asylum will even be offered to any Former Islamic Fundementalist Al-Qaheda who give themselves up within the next 24 hours :roll:

The Paradise X Secret Service- "The Shabazz Tribe" will be dropped into -Taliban if negotiations or the Invasion fail and hopefully they will take out Al-Qaheda within 10 hours
30-11-2003, 04:44
Bin Laden: 5 martyrs went to paradise today when they blew themselves up at bus stops in South Pacific and Paradise X, killing many infidels in the process.
Glory be to Allah, the only God.
Death to infidels.