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Thundercorp™ Civilian Division is now proud to announce its latest product: Crimson Cola™. With a refreshing mix of cherry, cola, and a secret ingredient™ it is set to become the next big thing. Already sold in many nations... Testimonials will be shown later.

A crate of 10 cases will cost only $134.89
A case of 32 cans is only $19.95
A six pack of 560mL bottles only $9.95
A six-pack is only $7.89
A two-liter bottle is a mere $2.79
A single 560mL bottle $0.50
And a one-liter bottle will cost the shockingly low $0.99

Distribution rights will only cost a mere $3,000.00

Here is what several customers have to say about Crimson Cola™:

Billy holiday says, "I just can't get enough. It's so good that I can barely stop drinking it."

Ron O’Malley says, "It's simply too good to be true, in fact I'm gonna go out and buy 3 cases right now!"

Jessica Heartford says, "It is sheer bliss, and I simply must get some more."

Ron McKilledroy from Ron’s Ice Cream Parlor says “This stuff is gold! After 1 week of selling Crimson Cola™ I made about as much as winning the local lottery!”

If this is not enough we will have testimonials from nations who started distributing Crimson Cola™ and made millions later! But we must also give some nutritional facts. Crimson Cola™ has 100% of an adult's necessary calcium and Vitamin B. What could be bad about Crimson Cola™?


Crimson Cola is Copyright© to Thundercorp Civilian Division standard legalities apply.

Current flavors include: Crimson Cola Original, Vanilla Storm, Strawberry-Rasberry blend, and Cherry Cola.

Sandy walked down the street to her local Ice-Cream Parlor,
the owner,Fred, had told her that they were recieving a crate
of Crimson Cola™.

The advertisements had been playing all week and the motto and
jingle was bouncing around her head. She had to get her
hands on a bottle of Crimson Cola™.

She finally rounded the corner and saw her favourite haunt
"Fred's Ice Cream Parlor". She reached into her pocket and pulled
out a $5 note.

"Hey Fred, you got any of that Crimson Cola™?" she asked.
"Yep, they're just cold enough to sell now, you want a bottle?" he said in reply.
"Damn right I do, how much?"
"$1" he said, retrieving a bottle from the huge fride-vault behind him, placing it on the table.
"Here." she said handing him the note and opening the bottle.
Fred exchanged the $5 for a $4 coin and waited for her reaction from her first sip.

Sandy raised the bottle to her lips and poured the sweet, blood red
liquid into her mouth.

As soon as the liquid touched her taste buds, she felt a rush of adrenaline
she wanted more, she kept pouring and gulping the contents of the bottle until it
was completely empty.

"Mmmmmmm..." she moaned "More," she said "4 more bottles."
Fred was surprised, Sandy never bought more than 2 bottles of anything
"I guess you like it." he said turning to get the 4 bottles.
"Like it?" she said "I love it!"

Fred handed her the four bottles and phoned the local distribution centre
"I want the rest of the crates you have, what do you mean there's only one!?! I'll take it"
Sandy was the 23rd kid to come in and buy 5 bottles, this stuff was liquid gold.

Templar State would like to purchase Distrabution rights and

500 crates for trial purposes, if it sells like you think it will I will purchase more.

Alright, your total is $70,445 and will be shipped out immediatly. A pleasure doing business.

And I am quite sure it will sell faster than anything you've ever seen. :lol: :twisted: :evil:

*Money wired*

Okay, thanks.

Chellis scoffs at the rediculous price on this soda. In Chellis, Two-liter sodas can be found for 0.12 chellian euros(0.25 usd), and Three-liter sodas for 0.5 Chellian euros. Chellis would however like a single Two-liter soda, as to look at the ingredients(if you dont put them on the label, you can be sued, as someone may be allergic to it... no exceptions.)

So who else wants to cash in on the deal of the century?

(this has been a covert bump)

1 560ml of the soda, just to makes sure there no propaganda. :wink:

500 crates please

Chellis scoffs at the rediculous price on this soda. In Chellis, Two-liter sodas can be found for 0.12 chellian euros(0.25 usd), and Three-liter sodas for 0.5 Chellian euros. Chellis would however like a single Two-liter soda, as to look at the ingredients(if you dont put them on the label, you can be sued, as someone may be allergic to it... no exceptions.)

Heh. We of course put all ingrediants on the label, and are shocked that you could even imply that we do not! We will ship it to you ASAP.

Please note that the Crimson Cola forumla is patented and Crimson Cola is Copyrighted.

1 560ml of the soda, just to makes sure there no propaganda. :wink:

500 crates please


Your order is on it's way, thank you very much. We look foward to years of profitable business.

Looking back over our long history of diplomatic interactions with Padmasa, we warn those nations buying Crimson Cola to do extensive testing of the "secret ingredient". Personally we think it's cocaine but, hey, that's us.


- The Federal Republic

I hope you did see that stuff in small font...

Looking back over our long history of diplomatic interactions with Padmasa, we warn those nations buying Crimson Cola to do extensive testing of the "secret ingredient". Personally we think it's cocaine but, hey, that's us.


- The Federal Republic

It's on the side of the bottle, if you actually read the thread.
You just have to figure out which one it actually is.

Looking back over our long history of diplomatic interactions with Padmasa, we warn those nations buying Crimson Cola to do extensive testing of the "secret ingredient". Personally we think it's cocaine but, hey, that's us.


- The Federal Republic


We at Thundercorp are greatly insulted at your presumption that we are dis-honest. We ask that any customer who has not gotten what they desired to the letter step foward... wait there are none! We would never do something so illegal, and so morally wrong. We will even ship you a case free of charge for you do your clinical trials on.

Further, should your statements affect sales we will be seeing you in court

I hope you did see that stuff in small font...

I did... we were just being discreet about it.

I would buy some, but I'm suspicious. Any drugs used in its manufacturing?

I'll buy some if there actually is drugs in it.

I would buy some, but I'm suspicious. Any drugs used in its manufacturing?

No, none! Drugs are illegal in Padmasa, and we would certianly not violate international or local law. The Cola is 100% safe to drink.

Eternal FIame:

We are sorry but Drugs are Illegal and we cannot manufacture such. However you are free to add them yourself should you buy some Crimson Cola.

Chellis is satisfied that there is nothing especially wrong with the soda, and after a poison tester tried it, the president finished off the bottle, and was quite pleased.

50 crates for now. Money will be sent when order is confirmed.

Hmm, now that I think of it, drugs wouldn't be that bad. One more thing for our populace to be hooked on buying.

Well, do your troops enjoy Crimson Cola? If so, I would purchase a large amount of it for them to enjoy while fighting along the Federal Army in the Canadian Civil War, they were recently shipped over there with the XIX Corps and XXVI Corps.

- Federal Army Supply & Procurement

50 crates for now. Money will be sent when order is confirmed.

Your order is confirmed and the total cost is 6,744.50. Will you also be needing distributing rights?

*C.C. is on its way and will arrive in 2 days.*

Well, do your troops enjoy Crimson Cola? If so, I would purchase a large amount of it for them to enjoy while fighting along the Federal Army in the Canadian Civil War, they were recently shipped over there with the XIX Corps and XXVI Corps.

- Federal Army Supply & Procurement

Actually yes, we do in fact issue Crimson Cola to the troops in addition to their normal coffee and water rations should they desire it. The troops have responded very positively to the drink.

I propose a contract with the makers of Crimson Cola™. This will be a multi-billion dollar merger with the worlds leading drug and candy maker, YumPop. We will make the soda taste better and make the cola go worldwide. We are also willing to implemente drugs and things into the cola in our highly advancd science labs.

Well, we'll cut your supply costs by ordering a large amount of crates to be stockpiled on the Federal owned island of Anson, which has a direct land link (Well, a bridge) to the island your troops are fighting on, my own logistical support forces can transport the crates in increments to your troops to keep them happy.

8,000,000 Crates (All calculations are done assuming that you have 500,000 troops deployed, which is how many I believe we sent, assuming each soldier will drink about 4-5 cans a day, for a potential deployment time of 3 years)

Total Payment - 1,079,120,000

- Federal Army Supply and Procurement

Well, we'll cut your supply costs by ordering a large amount of crates to be stockpiled on the Federal owned island of Anson, which has a direct land link (Well, a bridge) to the island your troops are fighting on, my own logistical support forces can transport the crates in increments to your troops to keep them happy.

8,000,000 Crates (All calculations are done assuming that you have 500,000 troops deployed, which is how many I believe we sent, assuming each soldier will drink about 4-5 cans a day, for a potential deployment time of 3 years)

Total Payment - 1,079,120,000

- Federal Army Supply and Procurement

Thank you very much, you will have your order met within 3 months.

I propose a contract with the makers of Crimson Cola™. This will be a multi-billion dollar merger with the worlds leading drug and candy maker, YumPop. We will make the soda taste better and make the cola go worldwide. We are also willing to implemente drugs and things into the cola in our highly advancd science labs.

We are sorry but we cannot at this point merge with you as this is a frist time venture and we are a highly respectable weapons producer and would rather not be associated with drugs.

If you have a suggestion for another flavor please post it as we cannot edit the poll at this time.

*Money wired* Yes, we'd like to buy distribution rights as well. If these crates sell like advertised, I'm sure we'll buy more in the immediate future.

*Money wired* Yes, we'd like to buy distribution rights as well. If these crates sell like advertised, I'm sure we'll buy more in the immediate future.

Alright, you've got a deal. We look foward to supplying you with more in the immediate future...

Bump

Bump for Padmasa.

Thundercorp,

The troops enjoy it, you say? Then it'll be just the thing to boost sagging morale around here! I'll require the shipment of 450 cases directly to me and my troops. I will personally wire the money to you when I have received at least one bottle myself for testing.

Matthew Davis
1st Hengist Division Commander
Aleph Strata Armed Forces

(( 1 crate = $134.89 x 450 crates = $60,700.50))

Your order is on it's way and will be there within the week. We look foward to continued business.

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I will buy 100 crates.
Perhaps I will be able to auction it off for more money. Maybe I'll drink it all.

$13,489 wired upon confirmation.

~Sir Addamous

EDIT: Sorry, I forgot the distribution rights. An extra $3000 will be wired.

Thank you, your order is confirmed and will arrive within the week. We hope for a long a profitable relationship.

I shall take thirty crates of each flavor. Money shall be wired upon confirmation.

Excellent. Your order will arrive within one week.

20 crates of each flavor. Money wired on confirmation.

20 crates of each flavor. Money wired on confirmation.

They will arrive within the week, a pleasure doing business with you.