NationStates Jolt Archive


Weapons testing in the Holy Empire of FDL

29-11-2003, 15:42
I hate my country, and I hate its people, there-for I have decided that for the low low price of only $49.95 you can test anything, thats right ANYTHING you want in my country, I am willing to move my people to where-ever you want them, or just let them stay put and have their houses atomized around them.

please note that my populace will not be informed of your testing, so try not to make it too obvios or they may not be there when the bomb hits.

Self-distructivly yours - Fuk-dup-land
Cowes
29-11-2003, 15:51
Cowes condemns Fuk-dup-land for voluntary killing of citizens blah blah blah

John Taylor, Prime Minister
The Commonwealth of Cowes
29-11-2003, 15:52
lol

Can we also test our new Elephant Fart-extract? We wanna know if it's suitable as gas weapon...
29-11-2003, 15:54
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29-11-2003, 15:56
Lmao, aren't you the same guy with the 100% conscription rate
Jeruselem
29-11-2003, 16:02
It's tempting, we need a nuclear test site since for our new Jericho IV ICBMS ...
29-11-2003, 16:08
Our nation condems this practice of using citizens for target practice. It is despicable in the extreme.

If you want to get rid of your citizens, send 'em here and we'll kill them through slave labor. :)