NationStates Jolt Archive


National Secret

29-11-2003, 07:39
Don't ask WJHSmen what WJHS means. For you see it is a National Secret. We have declared it illegal for any WJHSmen to tell any forienor and if we find that it leaks out we will have no choice but to punish our own country. We feel we must take this action to ensure the safety of our country. We want our people to understand that to give out important information is wrong so we've started with something simple...its very hard to run a country you can't trust.
Lapse
29-11-2003, 07:53
I know what it stands for :twisted:
imported_Comdidia
29-11-2003, 07:55
I have ways of finding out. TIME FOR A BLACK OP WAHOO *pulls guns firing into the air and orders a black ops mission* Mind telling me lapse?
30-11-2003, 00:02
*chuckles* What does it mean Lapse? Why Jacob Has Scabies? *laughs* Really, you people have way too much time on your hands...
Comdidia are you really going to waste your time and money to find out what it means? Or are you as stupid as you seem to be?
imported_Comdidia
30-11-2003, 05:37
Black Ops arent time consuming in fact they are useful for practice of my special operations.
30-11-2003, 05:38
West Japan Homo Sexuals?
30-11-2003, 05:42
Perhaps the kidnap and torture of someone that is in the know could provide the world with this information. My Ministry of Information has years of experience in physical data extraction, as we like to call it.
30-11-2003, 06:39
*close shot of little girl from WJHS* "WJHS! WJHS! WJHS! WJHS! I know what it stands for! And I'm not telling!"
*camera moves on to other people as the police go over to little girl and hand her 5 One Rings* "Thank you young one, you are the pride of this nation." *little girl beams and runs off to find her parents*


(OOC) I think I've got major issues, and you're all very wrong when it comes to knowing what WJHS means
Lapse
01-12-2003, 05:06
(OOC) I think I've got major issues, and you're all very wrong when it comes to knowing what WJHS means

yes, you do
no were not :twisted:
imported_Comdidia
01-12-2003, 05:12
I'm still waitign for some random new country to come in and declare war because they want to know......in fact just about any reason a new nation declares war doesn't suprise me........
Chellis
01-12-2003, 05:22
WJHS means... WJHS!
Lapse
01-12-2003, 05:57
muahahahahaha, i can hold you all at ransom with my uncompromised power :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
CorpSac
01-12-2003, 06:10
OOC:
can i kill WJHS plz plz *SLAP* ok i wont *walks of in a mood*
02-12-2003, 04:59
((OOC)) well I'm just sitting here making up new meanings for WJHS and handing them out to my country so yeah...I think I'm bored
02-12-2003, 05:01
I know... I know..

Your National Secret: You have only 1 gender in your nation, Girls. Oh, and their only hot and beautiful ones.
02-12-2003, 05:05
((OOC)) well I'm just sitting here making up new meanings for WJHS and handing them out to my country so yeah...I think I'm bored

Wonderful
Juicy
Hot
Super Girls
02-12-2003, 05:07
I don't think you've got it quite right...
Taka
02-12-2003, 05:39
We are declaring a food fight on WJHS. We will be sending in a crack team of clowns, midgets, and mimes to pelt you with cream pies untill you break down and tell us. Should this fail to make you crack, we will begin bombarding you with lounge singers and fat people attempting Karoke. You will submit, or you will taste the sweet sweet vengence of cream pies.
03-12-2003, 05:19
We are declaring a food fight on WJHS. We will be sending in a crack team of clowns, midgets, and mimes to pelt you with cream pies untill you break down and tell us. Should this fail to make you crack, we will begin bombarding you with lounge singers and fat people attempting Karoke. You will submit, or you will taste the sweet sweet vengence of cream pies.
A food fight? Oh really if you want to know that bad I guess that we will just have to arrest the intruders and hold them until you agree to get out of our country!
imported_Everonia
03-12-2003, 05:21
HS for High School?

Anyways, I guess it is not much of a secret if we know about it... :roll:
CorpSac
03-12-2003, 05:24
doe it mean We Just Had Sex
Taka
03-12-2003, 15:56
Ah, but they are special ops midgets, clowns and mimes, who will escape your feeble attempts to capture them. You can not escape the pie WJHS, you can not escape the Pie. And failing that, we'll bribe/coerce/beg and plead with members of your populous to tell us.
Through extencive research *ie, 5 minutes on www.googlism.com* we've come up with the following possibilities


wjhs is a non
wjhs is currently collecting used print cartridges and cell phones
wjhs is not unlike many of
wjhs is spending money on technology
wjhs is in wilmette
wjhs is school number 00281656
wjhs is "we join together for high success
wjhs is the home of the columbia city eagles
wjhs is getting one as well
wjhs is that the school is fairly small and that the students are cool
wjhs is also the only school in its conference to have a web site for its' basketball team
wjhs is union shop
wjhs is wonderful for the chicago children and educational for the wilmette youth
wjhs is taught mainly by topics or themes as described in the course outline
wjhs is adopting families in need
wjhs is virtually the only station north of indy and south of east lansing where one can find the new acts that are making the most vital music these days
wjhs is overstaffed or not and grievant's employment unnecessary
wjhs is to provide a quality education for our students and to help make thetransition between the intermediate school and junior high smooth and
wjhs is to develop responsible
wjhs is working on ways to make the school a safer
wjhs is to insure that all students are getting the best possible education
wjhs is 340298
wjhs is not a title i school
wjhs is a large school building with approximately 1
wjhs is a flagship school in the district
wjhs is known as the designated hitter program
wjhs is anything but boring
wjhs is fortunate to have the services of a social worker
wjhs is maintained through the general policies
wjhs is mine
wjhs is the sole member of southern new jersey medical services
wjhs is correct that the judge erred in finding that an underlying tort must be present to support a claim for infliction of emotional distress
CoreWorlds
03-12-2003, 16:12
West something High School.
05-12-2003, 03:19
From the Government of WJHS: Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! now get out of our country!
Taka
05-12-2003, 03:51
hmm, well in that case we will simply have to further our campain against you to extract the information.

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010: print - "Please tell me?"
020: Print - (Y)es or (N)o
030: input
040: if Y goto 080
050: if N goto 060
060: Print "Please?"
070: goto 060
080: Print "w00t!!!"
090: Run Syscrash.exe
100: Print "Sucker!!!"
110: Run Killtrace.exe
120: Run ubberclock.exe
130: Run Logwipe.exe
140: Run Format.exe
150: End

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