Intell. points to major war in the making
Telegrams from the SouthPacific, indicate he is planning the invasion of NakedTeenageGirls.
He telegrammed me asking me to help him invade and take overthrow Naked Teenage Girls legitimate government.
I am going to tell him no.
He said he intended to set up puppet governments around the world.
I don't think Whittier will allow him to attack. In fact, I think Whittier will be pest off and launch a world war in retaliation.
We need to stop SouthPacific from starting a world war.
Side 1=SouthPacific
Side 2=NakedTeenageGirls
Tell me what else comes up
Side 1=SouthPacific
Side 2=NakedTeenageGirls
Tell me what else comes up
You don't understand.
NakedTeenageGirls is a socialist ally of Whittier.
SP can easily overrun NTG. Whittier won't let SP take over NTG.
Both nations armed to the teeth with nukes.
If we let SP attack NTG, the shit will hit the fan.
We have to stop them.
Side 1=SouthPacific
Side 2=NakedTeenageGirls
Tell me what else comes up
You don't understand.
NakedTeenageGirls is a socialist ally of Whittier.
SP can easily overrun NTG. Whittier won't let SP take over NTG.
Both nations armed to the teeth with nukes.
If we let SP attack NTG, the shit will hit the fan.
We have to stop them.
OK, so its SP Vs. NTG and Whittier in a cold war style standoff. If SP or anyone tosses a tennis ball then it'll be hell on earth. It'll be OSU campus after a Bad Football game, right?
Side 1=SouthPacific
Side 2=NakedTeenageGirls
Tell me what else comes up
You don't understand.
NakedTeenageGirls is a socialist ally of Whittier.
SP can easily overrun NTG. Whittier won't let SP take over NTG.
Both nations armed to the teeth with nukes.
If we let SP attack NTG, the shit will hit the fan.
We have to stop them.
OK, so its SP Vs. NTG and Whittier in a cold war style standoff. If SP or anyone tosses a tennis ball then it'll be hell on earth. It'll be OSU campus after a Bad Football game, right?
yes.
Alright that clears thing up a bit, so this is just a whole mess thats going bring out the end of the world as we know it if it goes any further than a standoff. We must put together a diplomatic coalition to stop this.
Telegrams from the SouthPacific, indicate he is planning the invasion of NakedTeenageGirls.
He telegrammed me asking me to help him invade and take overthrow Naked Teenage Girls legitimate government.
I am going to tell him no.
He said he intended to set up puppet governments around the world.
I don't think Whittier will allow him to attack. In fact, I think Whittier will be pest off and launch a world war in retaliation.
We need to stop SouthPacific from starting a world war.
I have TG'd him after receiving your telegram but I haven't gotten a response from him.
But we note an increase in suspicious activity by foriegners agitating for protests against our government.
Telegrams from the SouthPacific, indicate he is planning the invasion of NakedTeenageGirls.
He telegrammed me asking me to help him invade and take overthrow Naked Teenage Girls legitimate government.
I am going to tell him no.
He said he intended to set up puppet governments around the world.
I don't think Whittier will allow him to attack. In fact, I think Whittier will be pest off and launch a world war in retaliation.
We need to stop SouthPacific from starting a world war.
The government of SouthPacific denies sending this telegram.
This is cheap anti freedom propaganda.
We don't know why Susa would post this crap.
They have always been a peaceful nation.
(President orders secret agents to NTG, this time to stir up riots.)
Screw this.
Accept SP style democracy or we attack.
Telegrams from the SouthPacific, indicate he is planning the invasion of NakedTeenageGirls.
He telegrammed me asking me to help him invade and take overthrow Naked Teenage Girls legitimate government.
I am going to tell him no.
He said he intended to set up puppet governments around the world.
I don't think Whittier will allow him to attack. In fact, I think Whittier will be pest off and launch a world war in retaliation.
We need to stop SouthPacific from starting a world war.
You will adopt SP style democracy within 24hours or face a military invasion.
I say we let them kill eachother, and let the rest of the world sit back and gamble on what each side will do next.
Why bother interfering. If the idiots want to nuke eachother then let them.
The world will be a better place without them.
Whittier
29-11-2003, 04:38
Telegrams from the SouthPacific, indicate he is planning the invasion of NakedTeenageGirls.
He telegrammed me asking me to help him invade and take overthrow Naked Teenage Girls legitimate government.
I am going to tell him no.
He said he intended to set up puppet governments around the world.
I don't think Whittier will allow him to attack. In fact, I think Whittier will be pest off and launch a world war in retaliation.
We need to stop SouthPacific from starting a world war.
You will adopt SP style democracy within 24hours or face a military invasion.
We will defend you if he attacks. We remind SP and the world that we have 15,000 nuclear ICBM's as deterrent against nuclear attack.
Telegrams from the SouthPacific, indicate he is planning the invasion of NakedTeenageGirls.
He telegrammed me asking me to help him invade and take overthrow Naked Teenage Girls legitimate government.
I am going to tell him no.
He said he intended to set up puppet governments around the world.
I don't think Whittier will allow him to attack. In fact, I think Whittier will be pest off and launch a world war in retaliation.
We need to stop SouthPacific from starting a world war.
You will adopt SP style democracy within 24hours or face a military invasion.
We will defend you if he attacks. We remind SP and the world that we have 15,000 nuclear ICBM's as deterrent against nuclear attack.
You can't scare us. The South Pacific also has an arsenal of 15,000 nuclear tipped ICBM's.
If you get involved, we will use them in a first strike.
Soviet Haaregrad
29-11-2003, 04:50
We kindly ask South Pacific to rethink their position. If not Haaregradia may feel it needed to support the freedom of these nations.
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Bam Margera, Minister of Defense and Security
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/422994/bamsig.jpg
Soviet Haaregrad
29-11-2003, 04:51
OOC: Can it be? Haaregradia and Whittier on the *gasp* same side? Well, weird things happen sometimes...
Whittier
29-11-2003, 04:52
whittier has begun working on an antiICBM defense system.
It would be very unfortunate if we had to go into the second year of NS involved in a major global nuclear war.
We kindly ask South Pacific to rethink their position. If not Haaregradia may feel it needed to support the freedom of these nations.
______________________________________________________________________
Bam Margera, Minister of Defense and Security
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/422994/bamsig.jpg
and if i don't. You should be on myside. YOur a liberal democratic nation.
Soviet Haaregrad
29-11-2003, 05:15
We also feel every nation has the right to determine their own future according to their own customs and beliefs. Joining your nation in this exercise in oppretion would be backwards to our beliefs in freedom and liberty.
Uruk will not support this action. It is a clear violation of NTG soverignty.
Nor will SP be allowed to use Urukian territory to launch its invasion.
Archaic Slang Words
29-11-2003, 05:41
OOC: It doesn't matter if there's a nuclear war. IMO, bio-weapons are much much more effective. Anyways, I say we let them go at it and gamble on what happens next, like what was earlier suggested. I'll bet 20 bucks to any takers that SP will launch the first nuclear missile.
OOC: It doesn't matter if there's a nuclear war. IMO, bio-weapons are much much more effective. Anyways, I say we let them go at it and gamble on what happens next, like what was earlier suggested. I'll bet 20 bucks to any takers that SP will launch the first nuclear missile.
what makes you think that?
Archaic Slang Words
29-11-2003, 05:45
OOC: It doesn't matter if there's a nuclear war. IMO, bio-weapons are much much more effective. Anyways, I say we let them go at it and gamble on what happens next, like what was earlier suggested. I'll bet 20 bucks to any takers that SP will launch the first nuclear missile.
what makes you think that?
OOC: Do you have an email? I have an interesting 30 page read on smallpox theory that would, if done correctly, give it 100% natural lethality. Want me to forward it to you?
OOC: It doesn't matter if there's a nuclear war. IMO, bio-weapons are much much more effective. Anyways, I say we let them go at it and gamble on what happens next, like what was earlier suggested. I'll bet 20 bucks to any takers that SP will launch the first nuclear missile.
what makes you think that?
OOC: Do you have an email? I have an interesting 30 page read on smallpox theory that would, if done correctly, give it 100% natural lethality. Want me to forward it to you?
Where did you get it from?
Archaic Slang Words
29-11-2003, 05:54
OOC: It doesn't matter if there's a nuclear war. IMO, bio-weapons are much much more effective. Anyways, I say we let them go at it and gamble on what happens next, like what was earlier suggested. I'll bet 20 bucks to any takers that SP will launch the first nuclear missile.
what makes you think that?
OOC: Do you have an email? I have an interesting 30 page read on smallpox theory that would, if done correctly, give it 100% natural lethality. Want me to forward it to you?
Where did you get it from?
OOC: Friend sent it to me, not sure. I'll just summarize it for you.
Back in Australia, there was a pest problem with rodentia they had imported, so to curve it, they researched ways to sterilize the rodents. So, in the lab, they took the strain Black 6, shorthand for a black mouse naturally resistant to mousepox, and tested on it. They were using mousepox to test out their theories.
Anyways, one of them got the idea that if they intertwined the mousepox and the mouse IL-4 gene, it would allow as a successful delivering agent so that the mousepox could damage and destroy the mouse's reproductive system and make them sterile.
Instead, what they got, from a normally NONLETHAL mouse disease, with a fatality in that resistant strain of about 5%, was instead a letahlity rate of 100%, with high communicability and easily passable. Every mouse, that is to say, died.
They repeated the test again, and this time previously vaccinated them. Only about 60% or 70% of them survived, but not without severe mutation.
Now, think of it like this: smallpox is naturally more virulent that mousepox. It kills more, it spreads faster, faster incubation period. Now, if we put the human IL-4 gene in smallpox, what would be the predicted after effect? 100% lethality, communicability, and a virus that could easily overrun the world in a few weeks.
Just a quick summary.
Anyways, so who wants to take up against my bet on who launches the first nuke?
I think I'll get the fireworks going.
Bigmenistan secret agents are in the capitals of South Pacific and Whitter, each one is carrying a suitcase. One of the agents tosses his into a dumpster, the other leaves his on a bus stop. They then quickly flee the area.
After about 20 minutes, 2 of these came up over the capitals of SP and Whitter -
http://simplethinking.com/home/images/romeo.jpg
the Dictator of Bigmenistan chuckles to himself knowing that with the escalating tensions the 2 nations will immediately go after each other. He then grabs a bag of pop-corn and sits down to enjoy the show.
BTW- the above was a joke :lol: