NationStates Jolt Archive

This is Linda Rogers reporting in a small barracks over the ruble of Deswell. Here is a couple of words by the Leader of Deswell. "I am warning all of you Nations under 200 million, beware of any contact with the "EHT". They are extremely powerful and will descinigrate your Nation just like they did to mine. I am now in need of medics and doctors. Almost all of my population has been wiped out by an Atomic bomb, and the rest is dying from radiation. Only around 2,000 people are in fair condition. Over 1 million people are injured. Please, send medics to Deswell. My Nation will die if you dont. Please!" Well, lets take a poll shall we?

Wow, sucks to be you.....

OOC: Wow not really the best way to start off your nation.

Cowes will immediately dispatch 100 military doctors to aid this tragedy.

-John Taylor, Prime Minister
The Commonwealth of Cowes

DePaul is sending 200 Medics, 50 Doctors and 20 Surgery Doc's

Along with a 20,000 Paratroopers with support, to help you secure your borders.

McLeodian NBC specialists will deploy to Deswell immediately.

750 medics, over 100 doctors, 2 field hospitals, and 4 NBC mobile units will be deployed.

Thats to bad. I will not help you though. I have far more better things to deal with. Says under his breath "Stupid Fool".

Thats to bad. I will not help you though. I have far more better things to deal with. Says under his breath "Stupid Fool".

you have no room to talk, kiddo

euroslavia, if only u knew the truth :lol:

euroslavia, if only u knew the truth :lol:
and you need to mind your own business; you and your A-Corp terrorists.

Wow... what a horrible way to start...

I'll send 10 dropships with 100 assorted medics and doctors...

Central Command of The Dictatorship of KStingRays has laucnhed two ICBMs with nuclear warheads (589,234,918 Megatons). Each is capable of destroying Deswell three times over. The ICBMs are equipped with laser dodging systems so they cannot be shot down, EVER. They are unstoppable. They ownz joo. You are dead.

Long Live Jewish Homeland!

Central Command of The Dictatorship of KStingRays has laucnhed two ICBMs with nuclear warheads (589,234,918 Megatons). Each is capable of destroying Deswell three times over. The ICBMs are equipped with laser dodging systems so they cannot be shot down, EVER. They are unstoppable. They ownz joo. You are dead.

Long Live Jewish Homeland!


umm....no. ignored.

*cheers!!!*

Central Command of The Dictatorship of KStingRays has laucnhed two ICBMs with nuclear warheads (589,234,918 Megatons). Each is capable of destroying Deswell three times over. The ICBMs are equipped with laser dodging systems so they cannot be shot down, EVER. They are unstoppable. They ownz joo. You are dead.

Long Live Jewish Homeland!

........my god.........i'm not even going to dignify that with a response

and to Deswell, three letters. L-O-L

Wow. That even gayer. One quadilliton bomb?

Central Command of The Dictatorship of KStingRays has laucnhed two ICBMs with nuclear warheads (589,234,918 Megatons). Each is capable of destroying Deswell three times over. The ICBMs are equipped with laser dodging systems so they cannot be shot down, EVER. They are unstoppable. They ownz joo. You are dead.

Long Live Jewish Homeland!


umm....no. ignored.

Innappropriate forum bashing...ignored

Central Command of The Dictatorship of KStingRays has laucnhed two ICBMs with nuclear warheads (589,234,918 Megatons). Each is capable of destroying Deswell three times over. The ICBMs are equipped with laser dodging systems so they cannot be shot down, EVER. They are unstoppable. They ownz joo. You are dead.

Long Live Jewish Homeland!

........my god.........i'm not even going to dignify that with a response

and to Deswell, three letters. L-O-L

Also ingored

The missiles have just hit Deswell, his country is a radioactive wasteland. His population, now reduced to 23 has mutated into lowly developed felines.

A small, specialized team of 100,000,000 experienced troops are exploiting and extracting any resources, natural or man made, to bring back to the glorious Dictatorship of KStingRays and Jewish Homeland.

Central Command of The Dictatorship of KStingRays has laucnhed two ICBMs with nuclear warheads (589,234,918 Megatons). Each is capable of destroying Deswell three times over. The ICBMs are equipped with laser dodging systems so they cannot be shot down, EVER. They are unstoppable. They ownz joo. You are dead.

Long Live Jewish Homeland!


umm....no. ignored.

Innappropriate forum bashing...ignored


first of all, you don't have nukes. Second of all, NO nuke can evade every missile defense system ever created. You are godmodding when you say that it cannot be shot down. You are quite pathetic n00b and it's so tempting to nuke you many times over.

First of all, I have had a nuclear program for over 700 million decades. 97% of my production is in nuclear arms. The rest into dog food, which I sold to the Iraqis for more nukes. My nukes can be shot down, just not by your n00bish systems. If they had more advanced systems, I would have launched thousands if not billions of nukes at him so he could not shoot them down in time.

First of all, I have had a nuclear program for over 700 million decades. 97% of my production is in nuclear arms. The rest into dog food, which I sold to the Iraqis for more nukes. My nukes can be shot down, just not by your n00bish systems. If they had more advanced systems, I would have launched thousands if not billions of nukes at him so he could not shoot them down in time.

700 million years? ugh... i give up.. you're ignored.

ok, kstingrays, you are a fool, biggest one i've seen yet( unless you count the nation of smell my ass.) you are a noob,a warmongerer and a godmod. change your ways if you ever want to succeed in nationstates. oh, and do us all a favor, redirect those( pretend) nukes towards your own city. :roll:

First of all, I have had a nuclear program for over 700 million decades. 97% of my production is in nuclear arms. The rest into dog food, which I sold to the Iraqis for more nukes. My nukes can be shot down, just not by your n00bish systems. If they had more advanced systems, I would have launched thousands if not billions of nukes at him so he could not shoot them down in time.ha, don't talk, your the noob, and you cant have thousands of nukes in your pathetic form. your systems are noobish and probably so old that cavemen had to make them FOR you. so just shut up before i ignore you.

ok, kstingrays, you are a fool, biggest one i've seen yet( unless you count the nation of smell my ass.) you are a noob,a warmongerer and a godmod. change your ways if you ever want to succeed in nationstates. oh, and do us all a favor, redirect those( pretend) nukes towards your own city. :roll:

pretend nukes? compared to ur "REAL" nukes...i would like to see one of them

succeed in nationstates? oh no...i failed at nationstates...i feel so bad, i think ill commit suicide.

Anyway, if I were to redirect the nukes towards my own homeland, my extremely, state of the art, brand new, constantly updated, highly advanced missile defense system(which i have several thousand billion of them) would decimate them.

Also, my army would go on the ultimate offensive(this is standard procedure) and launch full scale nuclear/tactical assault on the entire planet.

::Sends in one 2 year old with a pointy stick to complete and totally conquer KStingRays::

ok, kstingrays, you are a fool, biggest one i've seen yet( unless you count the nation of smell my ass.) you are a noob,a warmongerer and a godmod. change your ways if you ever want to succeed in nationstates. oh, and do us all a favor, redirect those( pretend) nukes towards your own city. :roll:

pretend nukes? compared to ur "REAL" nukes...i would like to see one of them

succeed in nationstates? oh no...i failed at nationstates...i feel so bad, i think ill commit suicide.

Anyway, if I were to redirect the nukes towards my own homeland, my extremely, state of the art, brand new, constantly updated, highly advanced missile defense system(which i have several thousand billion of them) would decimate them.

Also, my army would go on the ultimate offensive(this is standard procedure) and launch full scale nuclear/tactical assault on the entire planet.your such a noob, and a deluded fool. PLEASE commit suicide, and rid the world of you. how can you have several thousand billion missile defence systems? your nation is puny, it couldn't hold all of them. you want to see one of my nukes up close, huh? the last thing you would see is a giant sign on the nuke saying "NOOB KILLER" one last time, you can't have nukes. so just go crawl under your crater of a nation and commit suicide.

::Sends in one 2 year old with a pointy stick to complete and totally conquer KStingRays::

Due to "Of the Council of Clan", unprovoked and vicious assault, the entire military has been completely mobolized, reserves called up, and loccal militias and police forces are on highest alert.

Total troops: 943 Trillion + 5832 billion reservists.

The 2 year old baby was struck and killed by several thousand scud v 10.3 missiles, several megatons of lead, and extensive howitzer fire. The pointy stick was vaporized by our 1st squadron Fighter Wing (100 thousand aircraft)

We retailiate with 3 babies strapped with 899343 megaton nuclear bombs.

::Sends in one 2 year old with a pointy stick to complete and totally conquer KStingRays::

Due to "Of the Council of Clan", unprovoked and vicious assault, the entire military has been completely mobolized, reserves called up, and loccal militias and police forces are on highest alert.

Total troops: 943 Trillion + 5832 billion reservists.

The 2 year old baby was struck and killed by several thousand scud v 10.3 missiles, several megatons of lead, and extensive howitzer fire. The pointy stick was vaporized by our 1st squadron Fighter Wing (100 thousand aircraft)

We retailiate with 3 babies strapped with 899343 megaton nuclear bombs.you don't have that many troops or 100 thousand aircrafts. the baby with the pointy stick whooped your nation's A**!!!!

To aid him in this urgent time of need, I volunteer 432 million super robot ninjas, each equipped with Real Ultimate Power on the side of KStingRays.

To aid him in this urgent time of need, I volunteer 432 million super robot ninjas, each equipped with Real Ultimate Power on the side of KStingRays.ha, look, the noob leader has a sidekick.

Bringerofpain, your negatively is useless and quite annoying, and the Armed Republic of Complete Destruction no longer cares what you say.

Wow. KStingRays, you are the dumbest person alive, ever. No, really, ever. Out of forever. Go kill yourself.

::Sends in one 2 year old with a pointy stick to complete and totally conquer KStingRays::

Due to "Of the Council of Clan", unprovoked and vicious assault, the entire military has been completely mobolized, reserves called up, and loccal militias and police forces are on highest alert.

Total troops: 943 Trillion + 5832 billion reservists.

The 2 year old baby was struck and killed by several thousand scud v 10.3 missiles, several megatons of lead, and extensive howitzer fire. The pointy stick was vaporized by our 1st squadron Fighter Wing (100 thousand aircraft)

We retailiate with 3 babies strapped with 899343 megaton nuclear bombs.

Damn I was trying to avoid using this, oh well you deserve it :roll:

STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM (NS Edition, 1.0)
Directed at: KStingRays

Congratulations (your name here)! You have been chosen to receive the SIRF, because of some really stupid thing you posted. Please, read the following lines. After reading these lines, take the advice shown. If you are incapable of taking the advice shown because you:
Cannot read
Are quadriplegic
Have fewer than 5 braincells
Cannot count to 5
Or other problems.
Please simply refrain from posting. Ever again.

Thank you for your time. You are a: (check all that apply)
[X] Clueless N00b
[X] Lamer
[ ] Flamer
[X] Loser
[X] Spammer
[X] Troll
[X] Warez Monkey
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] Pervert
[X] Freak
[x] Nerd
[ ] Racist
[x] Rules Lawyer
[x] Fanatic
[x] Satanist
[X] Homo
[X] Twit
[x] Bully
[X] Waste of Skin
[x] Crybaby
[x] "Expert"
[x] Unbearably self-righteous person
[x] Rabid chipmunk
[x] Person who obviously cannot type, but has been trained to respond to certain characters displayed on a monitor

Your post was: (check all that apply)
[ ] A flame
[X] A waste of bandwith
[X] Lame
[X] Stupid
[x] Abusive
[x] Clueless
[X] Idiotic
[x] Arrogant
[X] Malevolent
[x] Contemptible
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[x] Ignorant
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[x] Loathsome
[x] Satanic
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[x] Belligerent
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[x] Much longer than any thought of which you are capable

Your attention is drawn to the fact that: (check all that apply)
[ ] You posted what should have been e-mailed or private-messaged
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
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[x] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[x] What you posted has been done before ten million times
[x] Not only that, it was also done better the last time
[ ] You bumped an aged topic which should not have been
[x] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[x] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[x] You posted low-IQ trollery
[x] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[x] You made no sense
[x] You must have spent your life in a cardboard box to be this clueless
[ ] You posted in t3h 7331z0rz to look k00wL
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS
[X] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet
[X] You are a loser
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles

It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
[x] Get a clue
[X] Get a life
[X] Go away
[X] Grow up
[X] Never post again
[X] Have your medicine adjusted, if you dot have medicine, get some.
[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[x] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[x] Actually post something relevant
[x] Read the Stickies
[X] Consume excrement
[x] Consume excrement and thus expire
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you are doing

In closing, I’d like to say: (check all that apply)
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] I hate you
[ ] Most of the above
[x] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[x] You should find a time machine, go back to the date of your birth, and kill yourself.

Bringerofpain, your negatively is useless and quite annoying, and the Armed Republic of Complete Destruction no longer cares what you say.good, cause no one on nationstates cares what you say.

WaterTest...

90% of the things on that list are subjective or complete wrong

You checked homo, which implies homosexual, when in fact I am heterosexual.

And you said no life I have under 10 posts, when you have over 1000. If I were to assume that each posts takes about 2 minutes to write, I have spent just under 20 minutes...and you have spent over 2000 minutes on this forum, which is over 33 hours, more than a complete day. I would have to say that I think I have more of a life than you do.

For the rest of you, I would like to inform you, that none of this is real...This is called a game...not reality, stop getting so mad over a little joke. Good bye.

I always enjoy Watertests' SIRF's. :D

WaterTest...

90% of the things on that list are subjective or complete wrong

You checked homo, which implies homosexual, when in fact I am heterosexual.

And you said no life I have under 10 posts, when you have over 1000. If I were to assume that each posts takes about 2 minutes to write, I have spent just under 20 minutes...and you have spent over 2000 minutes on this forum, which is over 33 hours, more than a complete day. I would have to say that I think I have more of a life than you do.

For the rest of you, I would like to inform you, that none of this is real...This is called a game...not reality, stop getting so mad over a little joke. Good bye.

OOC: I have been registered for 8 more months than you.

BAH! I hate people like that.

I always enjoy Watertests' SIRF's. :D

He has more?

OCC: Deswell, I feel that I should apologize on behalf of the mindless twits who hijacked your thread. You were obviously trying to take this seriously, and K-what's-his-face doesn't have enough synapses to know what that means.

IC: Unfortunatly Deswell, I could really care less about your pathetic little nation, and will therefore send a crate full of cow dropings to you COD.

Underling of the Zaphod the Evil, who could care less about your pathetic nation.

The missiles have just hit Deswell, his country is a radioactive wasteland. His population, now reduced to 23 has mutated into lowly developed felines.

A small, specialized team of 100,000,000 experienced troops are exploiting and extracting any resources, natural or man made, to bring back to the glorious Dictatorship of KStingRays and Jewish Homeland.

YOU MONSTER! You hide behind your weapons control system, yet you show no proof of any powerful military! We Spartans fight with honor, by using the courage and numbers of our men, and despise those who don't! :x

OOC: I know this is only a game, but nuking him was pretty mean, darn you! :(

first of all, you don't have nukes. Second of all, NO nuke can evade every missile defense system ever created. You are godmodding when you say that it cannot be shot down. You are quite pathetic n00b and it's so tempting to nuke you many times over.

Precisely...And btw, why doesn't he have nukes? :?

Total troops: 943 Trillion + 5832 billion reservists.
:roll: :x God, the planet can't fit 943 trillion people...It can't fit even 1 trillion people! Please refrain from hijacking a thead ever again, as what you posted makes no sense, and the poor guy who made this thread is trying to make this a fun RPG, whereas you pull trillions of nukes and soldiers out of your hat and call that role-playing! :roll: :shock: :x

IC: Because I think we can all ignore KStingRay, I have to say that I'll send in 250 medical doctors to treat you immedeately.:)